Luck? Hell No...

Just recently, one of my girlfriend, yun yun told me that i'll be having LUCK ( as in GOOD LUCK ) these few days base on my horoscope, she even STRESS the word GOOD LUCK out. Like the usual me, i wasn't quite keen on believing on this palm reading, horoscope reading, manhood touching, luck deciding bullcraps. So i didn't really paid much attention to it. Honestly, i don't really need luck , heck i need sexmoney

This whole stuff eventually came back to haunt me in a way, or some might say.

First, my dad came back from South korea and with much excitement i waited for his arrival as i am really eager to know what he is getting for me. I was expecting to receive some new football boots or at least some freaking cheap kimchi noodles, but as he slowly...... gradually pull out the VERY SURPRISING package from his luggage, i just could not in any possible way describe the feeling ....... the urge to know what it was..... the heart thumping feeling you have ......time stops to a halt at that very moment, it feels like everything is in slow-mo, you start to figure out what's the surprise package is.. Could it be the..

Latest version of IPOD "nineh" Nano? hhmm.. No
or that very tasty Sony Camcorder to record your own NYP tammyAdamkuek? hmm...NOWAY.
Maybe a Samsung Handphone then? In Your Dreams.... my dad got me this,
YEAH!!! A FREAKING WHISTLE FROM FREAKING KOREA!!!!!!!! SOUTH!! KOREA!!!!!
( I wasn't in the mood to take a pic of the whistle so its something like this and YES, that whistle really had a KOREAN Flag on it by the sides!!! )

Nevermind about the whistle, my dad told me he got that for me ONLY. But to my amazement and also...disappointment, he had other ideas. He gave another of the whistle to his Soccer-crazed buddy MR Lee. Crap! What an insult and by the way, he GAVE his soccer-love-bud my favourite colour!!! I forgive him this time...........

Days pass and i actually saw my bro online checking out pornographic sites soccer scores for the first time in his life, and then it's just out of curiosity that i came out with the question, did you receive any gifts from dad?

Adam: Yo nerd, did you received any gifts from dad back from Korea?
Adolphus: Yeah, why? It was awesome!!!
Adam: Huh? You actually liked that gift?
Adolphus: Yeah!! It really rocks and my mates are experiencing it now!
Adam: Buncha gays... what's with ya all using one stuff at a time?
Adolphus: Why not? We are partying right up our apartment nAW!!!!
Adam: Heck....with the whistle? Are you listening to trance now or what?
Adolphus: What f**king whistle?
Adam: Huh?!?
Adophus: Man....didn't you received a bottle of CHIVAS REGAL from dad too? What's with the whistle..

* Chivas Regal. RM100
Korean Whistle. RM 2.05








Adam: What did Samuel got then? ( Samuel is my youngest Bro )
Adolphus: Oh, he got few Topman shirts ah...why?
Adam: :) Nice....... 25 dollars?
Adolphus: Nah...around 85 dollars each.
Adam: hmm....nvm , i'll go clubbing with that whistle instead.

* Oh by the way, i just received a summon by some traffic officer for modifying my exhaust system last night , and oh ya, i nearly forgot i had to waste my dollars on meeting few big company buyers and NO CLAIM???? Crap.... there goes the GOOD LUCK i received this week that girl was talking about.