Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Wednesday - 12th April 2006

It seems that the booze i had earlier the night before really did kick some energy off me but yet i still had enough left to drag myself down from my soft comfy bed to those leather cushion in my car and drove like Jay Chou in Genital Initial D off to SMK Chunghua.

Heck, It's the last thing in the world i need to fetch my bro there at that time considering the fact that i drove half awake and with another side of the eye totally closed. Luckily i did watched Initial D and had mastered few of the skills to speed down the hill with ease. The only skill that i had yet to mastered was S-Parking and Reverse parking.

Anyways, after arriving earlier than expected at my office, i decided to take a short nap. Work was ok and there weren't much stuff to do in the morning because i was pretending to be busy typing out enquiries and quotation but actually i was busy surfing porn soccer scores , thus my supervisor did not ask me to do anything.

Afternoon was a mess as out of a sudden , truckloads of enquiries and POs came falling down on my desk. I was so F**king piss that i actually started to threw few enquiries away without letting my supervisor know fed up of the workload and the inconsiderate time given by the clients that i sat down and relax and look through the enquiries whilst telling myself that if i do it, i'll have at least a slight chance of being awarded with POs.

After finishing off with my work.. ( partially ) , i rush back home to Land some sweet B-52 on Hiroshima. Straight after doing my business, i rushed to KSL for some football match. Hash Vs Petronas. The 1st half to me was good, we dominated the possession with 12 shots off target thanks to Alex Chu. Exeptional passing by the whole team, Expertly marshalled by Adam Kuek the experienced Striker-turned-Midfield Maestro with silky turns and mazzy dribbling runs down the flanks which surely had met Thierry Henry proud of.

The best part was when the commentator quoted:
" Superb 1st touch by adam, looks up for his mates but it seems that he's gonna get crowded out by 5 man markers... Oh wonderful turn which led 4 of the markers clueless and another cheeky clip off the ball over the last marker and he's off .... leaving 5 stranded. That was truly world class. He's not gonna pass the ball is he? He's running the whole length of the pitch twisting and turning , confusing each defender he passes by..... another stepover!!!! Awesome skills shown by the lad, spots the keeper out his box and he scores!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A DELICATE CHIP over the keeper's left.....World Class! Adam Kuek.."

No, Seriously the best part was:
" Adam controls the ball with ease.. Shows some cheeky stepovers....Oops....his showboating gets barge down by another defender... both of them are trying to win back possession, now this is nasty, Adam actually grabs hold off the Malay guy's cock and twist it sideways that left the guy in a pile of agony.... a virtuoso performance by Adam! Wonderful interception back..."

I may have tarnished my image by being the roughest player on the field, but heck, not only did i mess up the person's football debut, i had also left his awaiting wife on his bed disappointed with him..... and i'm happy...you will know what i mean.

"Impotent"



Did you know: I had over 20 pairs of football boots over the pass 6 years.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ewwww... did u actually grab someones balls and twist it?

God thats one of the most "grossiest" things I've ever heard..

Can't Imagine u have to snake ur hand all the way in his pants.. and "tackle" him.. knowing its one of the male's weaknessess

Serious dude... u really hav to keep ur hands to urself when u're pissed off/emotional.. from cock twisting to nipple twisting later how?

Gone Case My friend.. U need help!

Anonymous said...

You football boots whore!

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