Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Adam the Hairstylist Talks about...

TRIMMING YOUR OWN PUBES!!!!!!!!!!!

Boys and girls, now don't be shy, sit down and let me , the Grandmaster K brief you on how to DO it the right way. The Grandmaster K way....

Have you ever, at least once, in your life think of trimming or shaving your own pubes?? Now admit it, we all know we do. If you have decided to trim but is still unsure of HOW to deal with the rather annoying pubes you got, boys and girls, you ARE in luck for you have come to the right place.

All you need is to GRAB a fresh Razor or Scissor, and pay close attention to the following steps to avoid in grown hairs and infections.

Trim It.
To make this process easier, trim the genital area before applying the razor! You'll save blades this way. Electric razors, clippers (with safety guards) or scissors work well. To get a closer cut and avoid unwanted nicks, pull the hair up then trim away. If the art of pubic shaving is new, you may want to let the hair short for a couple of days. This allows the genitals to become comfortable the transition you are about to make.

Soak it.
Soak the pubic area in warm to hot water, or lay a warm cloth over the area for about 10 minutes. This softens coarse pubic hair and makes it easier to shave and style.

Lather it.
Never dry shave your pubes! If you do pain and irritation will most likely follow. Use shaving cream or gel to lather the pubic area. A thin layer of petroleum jelly will foster a closer shave. Soap doesn't make the best lather for pubic shaving. Note that some people may have allergic reactions to certain lathering products.

Shave it.
Now your pubic area is ready to meet the razor. There are many different ways to style your pubes. Think about it before you start and be as creative as you desire. It is recommended to shave the same way the hair grows. However to get a closer shave you may want to also shave in the opposite direction. Some state this causes red bumps and ingrown hairs, but everyone is different. If you feel comfortable, try it. In addition, don't constantly stroke the same area during the shave, this may irritate the skin. Two to three short strokes are ideal. Lastly, stretch the skin to reach the difficult hairy spots.

First-Timers: The pubic area is sensitive and may take time to adjust to the razor. Four to six is common. In addition, slowly acquaint the genitals with shaving. Once a week is plenty for your first month. Don't worry about a smooth shave the first month.

Exfoliate (remove dead skin)
One thing that people forget that is very important is to clean your skin after shaving. The best way is with a "loofa sponge" and your normal body soap. Due to sensitivity of this area, rub lightly with the sponge to prevent skin irritation. This will help remove anything that might clog the pores. Ordinary sponge are available at your local stores across town. Watsons or E-11 to name a few.

Moisturize it.
After the shave is completed rinse, dry and moisturize the freshly shaven pubic area. Baby oil and aloe Vera are two suggestions. It's best to avoid moisturizers that contain fragrances and colors, since this may cause irritation. In addition, you may want to powder the area afterwards for comfort. Don't use products that include talcum, it causes irritation.

Upkeep It.
Wash shaven genitals on a daily basis. This helps remove unwanted oils and sweat. In addition, you may wish to moisturize and powder the area daily to avoid irritation. If you keep the hair short, you'll avoid stubbles, which causes itching. Try to wear cotton underwear and to stay away from tight fitting cloths pants. The lack of air circulation and friction of tight cloths may lead to in-grown hairs.

Downsides of removing the pubic hair

For some people, pubic hair is always easy and fun. However, for many other people it presents problems. When the genital hair begins to grow back, itching often occurs. Red bumps and ingrown hair may appear. To relieve the irritation, you can apply cortisone cream. Actually some SHEA BUTTER would do. You could take a can of it home from L OCCITANE. If these symptoms cause you stress or don't go away, see a doctor.

Some people have allergic reactions to certain shaving products, soaps, moisturizers and powders. As a solution, try hypoallergenic creams, moisturizers, or soaps. If this fails, don't shave or trim your hair.

Some women have noted genital sensitivity during menstruation. If shaving becomes uncomfortable for women during their periods, they should time pubic shaving around their menstruation cycle.

And if one type of hair removal gives you trouble, you might consider trying a different type or hair removal. For instance, shaving might irritate your skin, but waxing might not cause as much irritation or in-grown hairs.

Keep in mind that your pubic area is not the only body part than can experience red bumps, ingrown hairs, allergic reactions to products and razor burn when shaved. In other words, be aware of the warnings but don't let them scare you off.

If you want to trim or remove your hair and feel comfortable with the idea, i say GO FOR IT !

Remember: Being Well Groomed is important even if it's not visible at first glance..

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The NEW GILLETE FUSION.


Testimonials:

Christopher L from Sandakan : I have been reading through your post and i find it very helpful as i have been experiencing sleepless nights due to this itch which had been haunting me for the past few weeks. Now that i followed your tips, i feel like a MAN again. Thkx.

Sebastian Yew from Kuala Belait: I am doing construction works and i had to be under the sun for long hours which of cause encourage the accumulation of sweat and oil down where the sun don't shine. The itch had been unbearable since 5 days ago and i had tried plucking it the Sarawakian way but all i got is more irritation. Thnks adam for saving me from this. I work more efficiently now.

Christine Ling from Johor Bahru: Ever since i started to follow your tips, i found that my boyfriend had been getting more turned on of late. He had been harrasing me to make love with him 5 days straight , 4 times each day ever since i trim my pubes. He's 55 years old now but he's going strong like my dad's BMW.

Annoynmous from Miri: Your tips rocks man! Man, i could run faster, tackle the ball harder, and heck, i had been scoring a hell lot more lately. Peace out, Josephians.

Ricky Goh from Miri: I really need to admit that i had been trimming my pubes the wrong way. I thought i knew, but i was wrong. I opted for Gillete disposable razors instead of the newest Gillete Fusion Razors. Ever since i started to trim my pubes at the age of 18, i found it irritating as i had been experiencing itchiness all over my private part. I lose self confidence as i could barely perform to my best during my ballet classes. As most of my dancing mates would be happily leaving for home after shower, i on the other hand had to stay back and lather my pubes with DETTOL soaps like mad just to reduce to itch. A big thumbs up to you who really did bring back the confidence in me via this article. Props. I owe you one....just one.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Soooo.. this is what you've been doing in the office eh???

Oh man.. like i said earlier on.. you should try the hair removal wax strip(not the removal cream:not a smooth finish, i must say).I never understood why you should try shaving when u do know when the hair grows it itches(i forgot you wouldn't know cos you dont have any beard to shave.And mine is based thru experience of legs,and itches like mad if it grows..).Tho it pains and kills the life out of you(pls read the instructions carefully and thoroughly for best effects)... It's worth ur money.. well if ure embbarass to buy it lemme know.. i'll help u buy it provided i get one too for free... :-P

I'd give u 2-3 months it won't grow sans the ingrown and coarse hair...

VEET..Because You're Both Worth it!!;-)

Hahahaha.....

Anonymous said...

Brazillian Wax is the best. Guaranteed smoothness.

Anonymous said...

U can't get any brazilian wax in miri...They do it half way in certain places.

Unless of course the writer don't mind asking his friends to do it for him...

Definitely need help 8 the unreachable places you know... ;-p

adamkuek said...

i dun mind really... as long as its a female friend.