[C]onne[X]ion.......

The first time i heard about this whole crew stuff and shuffling event from one of my mates "Kian Hiung" didnt really took me by surprise. It was basically a question of WHEN than WILL this group of trancy & shuffling lovers addictas~ ever come up with the idea on building up a group of playmates to express their love towards such genre's of music , Trance. With their main music choice including bubblegum pop and sentimental korean love songs, they had been the talk of the city of late. Pardon me, in all seriousness, their choice of music differs with those listen by young nubile kawaii chicks and kowaii guys. Main choice will be of those Hard House, Hard Trance, Hard NRG and Hardstyle. ( hmm... i always prefer Hardcore )

[C]onne[X]ion

" To Express , Not to Impress "

Hmm... very very meaningful slogan indeed. I am just not quite sure about the 2nd sentence, Not to Impress. I am really disturbed.



With every such crew, there will be shuffling moves around. If i ain't wrong, it's called the Melbourne Shuffle.

Yes, Shuffling the real way.

For you all who might never came across the word Melbourne Shuffle.. i bring to you,

Slide Step, Slide Step, Change Kaki, Point Left, Point Right, Heads Up, Shoulders Down.
which really reminds me of...
a monkey.

But the sight of seeing this seasoned shufflers doing their thangs on the dance floor really impresses many. Except for some, such as my bro who recently quoted:

"I don't get the shuffling scene, it's kinda unoriginal."

Thinking bout shufflers, i can imagine these group of peeps during Tiesto's gig.

Tiesto on the podium shuffling the discs, bunch of shufflers gather around about to show off their routine dance moves, a bunch of lost Ah Beng and Ah Lians who thought Tiesto is some Hong Kong feng tau artiste standing at one corner jabbering in canto.

1. Shuffler 1: Hey, dude! See me slide this joint better than you!
2. Shuffler 2: CB you! I step harder than your fat assed mum! (Step step step, change kaki slide again)
3. Shuffler 3: You two bo liaw one! My shuffling skills i learn from Australia one, original man...
4. Chao Ah beng: Aiyo, what you all Salafele doing oh, where got pepol dalance laik thet. I tel you all dalance laik me. (Head bowed low and feng feng feng! Arms flapping like mad chicken)
5. Me: Wicked!

My point is, this whole stuff will surely generates likes and dislikes from various groups of people. Therefore, the head of the FengtaoShuffling group , Mr Kian Hiung wisely came up with the motto: " Dance to Express, Not to Impress " , a message to the world well received. I'm now envisioning the group of sweet chicks in home for the age actually doing silky softcore shuffling moves. SWEEETTT. Now meet the person who stood up to adversity, hardship and also few twisted or sprained ankles along the way to push [C]onne[X]ion down the clubbing scene. ( not that we have many here )

Kian Hiung and his dreamgirl Shan Mei. Full time raver and Seasoned Shuffler. Head of [C]onne[X]ion. ( I received 5 dollars and a jug of DEWARS for promoting him )

HE certainly loves to move it....

* Remember, [C]onne[X]ion's do not condone any acts of Impressing Ladies, but Expressing it.

I am sure you know roughly what they are about now and who the person behind [C]onne[X]ion is. Currently recruiting any girls who are available and any guys who are not straight. Call 016-808 1462 , Mr Kian Hiung for more info. Crew will be oraginising various events from time to time to ensure the promo activities go on and on.

" Dance to Express, Not to Impress "
" Menari untuk Kepuasan Diri, Bukan untuk Dikagumi "
- Thks to Esyam for the translation.