Sorry...i have to pass

" Hi, How's your weekend with your gf?"
" Hi, Where's your gf?"
" Hi, You got gf right?"

Well, i received three sms last night from an unknown number. The first thing that came into my mind was the word " Aiks..who is this?" . Followed by, "What THE FARRRkk..hh!!".

No, i am not like those young enthusiastic girls who quickly replied hi, who are you? or you are?

In fact i didnt really bother much about it because i thought it was probably someone who accidentaly msg me and i was also busy trimming my own pubes late night so the event of reading an sms while having scissors on your hands trimming up ur bushes is pretty hazardous.

I didnt even care who it was as the number was something like...hmm..let me check back,

012 8** 5656

and yes, whoever is using this number, please clarify once again that you are actually looking for me. The best time to sms me is after 8.30pm as i have finish with the trimming.

So, i did not reply the person.

But the disturbing thing was , i kept on receiving sms after sms that rather look disturbing to me...such as,

" I see that you are always lonely and alone , i want to intro you some girl "

I don't mind the wrong usage of grammar or the lonely and alone part, but then why would someone , late at night, sms me telling me this? I read the sms again...

" I miss you adam...lots "

Oops..my bad, this msg is really from my gf in Aus.

So i scrolled down further,

" Don't be scared, i will intro you girl, BE A MAN!!!! DO THE RIGHT THING!! ALAN KUEK! "

Now, which farker actually got my name wrongly spelled? This is an insult to the grandmaster k. I was pretty annoyed by that time, not by the fact that he/she got my name wrongly spelled, but actually by the fact that, my aircon wasn't on and i felt hot , so i woke up and turn on the air con. Pardon me, i am just merely stating the actual events.

I was clearly amused by the phrase... "BE A MAN!!! DO THE RIGHT THING!!" . What kind of right thing?!? Heck, i know i did the right thing by turning on the air-con when i felt hot, i knew i did the right thing when i didnt wasted my credit asking who the person was.

So anyways, the person did not gave up and send another message:
" Be A Man.... , i intro you your colleague (Yang) and (Joven)."* Name changed to conceal their identity.

I clearly got frustrated by the minute as this constant Be a man, do the right thing, Be a man, meet more girls stuff clearly turns gets me on.

" Kanineh!! No thanks!! I have to pass " i replied then i turn off my hp and get back to sleep.



Now whoever you are who did send me such a message last night, please don't do so again.
Why?

1. I don't need your help in finding girls , Thanks alot. I am very capable of finding should i need to.
2. My credit is low and if you so happens to be a guy, i would not reply.
3. But i won't mind you helping to reload. Rm30 would be fine.
4. I don't date strangers out ... i am sorry, thanks for your goodwill but i have to pass.




Did you know: Adam wish anybody who send him sms to identify themselves beforehand.