A Night's Out

Former Team Authority and Ex Simple gang members met up on 20-21st May 2006 on a record breaking 9 hour photoshot event ( The longest in our own history ). The Venue: Along Imperial Mall's highway. No budget ma....so anywhere can do lar.

(Left-Right: Ah Fan the fat-girl lover, Ah Ben the Sex Maniac, Patrick Wu the PIMPSTER and Adam the Sweet-talker. * Adrian the Jay-Choued-immitator was behind the camera )

Well, firstly and like always, i would give the credits to Adrian Tiong ( www.adriantiong.blogspot.com ) who came out with such good photographic skills considering the fact that he did it without 2.0 Megapixels.

Anyways the event was up inconjuction of the 2006 state election. Not that it has anything to do with it, it was just basically more of a "PUBLICITY STUNT" we were trying to pull out. But to me it was more like "PUBLICITY WHORING" instead of "STUNT" cause my friends there were just too timid to do any stunts. They even shudder to the thought of trimming their own pubes, which is the last thing you would want to do with the scissors around.

So, we start off pretty late ( probably around 9.00 PM ) alongside Imperial Mall's highway. Opposite Season's Karaoke to be exact. This is due to the fact that we need the whole area totally cut off of any human beings. Yes Yes, i know.... you're saying we are human beings too but then....we are MORE to the special side.

Special are those who are able to crash their car at their own free will and have their engine "modified intensively" when they feel like they want to.

Special are those...

...who are able to....

..respray their own car at free will , and base on their mood too.
Ben felt blue that particular day that he totally "BAYSIDE BLUED" his chue-cha-bo vehicle.

But of all the cars the special ones drive, certainly theres only ONE head turner, ONE leader, ONE self-proclaimed gangster, ONE famous PIMPSTER's car that couldn't be left out at all...

without further due, i, Adam NS Kuek, proudly bring to you.... his MODUS OPERANDI while searching for CHA BOs of all ages, races and in certain cases...SIZES. Say Hello to;

"The Black Beauty 8084"

The word says " 4G92 T " which means MIVEC Turbo.

Richie Goh: " Wow... his car is turbocharged liaw huh? "
Adam : " Not yet...but soon..... "
Richie Goh: " Tiew... It must be hell for him to realise that he's yet to TURBOCHARGED his car. "
Adam : " No, he doesn't really mind as long as CHICKs love him "

Few would actually believe that this v.e.h.i.c.l.e here could actually hook up with some decent chicks, but Mr. Patrick had proved them critics wrong again. Not once, but more than i could ever remember.

Try asking the local female folks who works at Imperial's departmental store, or the female assitant who sits around the lingerie section in Parkson on whether they had ever came across this car. I can bet 6 grands plus another 7 on you that, they would know him in and out.

The sticker which emblazons the word " RACING DEVELOPMENT - TANABE " actually meant " PIMPIN DEVELOPMENT - MACEBUE " * In case you don't understand what macebue means, it's called Punani in Italian if i ain't mistaken. Punani means a woman's vagina/local fruit.

So, a guy who drives a black wira which constantly ;sexually harrass makes friendly gestures to females who walk by the roadside will certainly be remembered for his own deeds and because of that, he decided not to have his picture taken.

Therefore, the task of modelling or fooling around actually lies on me. En...JOI the pics below!

Seriously, that's a 3" gap dude. With all the babes he had been fetching up and down lately, no wonder he likes it low.

Adam = Me , showing off the right way to FINGER measure the gap.

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I guess that's the few pics we've got and by the way...before i finish this article, may i suggest you to set the following picture as your wallpaper. Thank you.

Adam, living the Mirian dream. Notice the attractive shoes and the gayish pose? I just love the lights cast on me.

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Something Lame to share about:

Yesterday night, i went out with both my friends and few of my friends friend. This friend of mine, introduce us to his friend which he brought along. So, we sat at a round table because the cafe did not have any square table.

My parents were sitting just beside our table and yes, they also have a round table to dine on. So, this new friend sat just next to me and my first impression on him was " WAHLAOEH...so fierce meh this guy, looks like he got PMS leh today ", but then as we all started on our own conversation, he began to appear more on the talks.

I wasn't impress at first, as all of his jokes were either too lame, or just plain lame.

Alright, one thing that really seem disturbing about this guy apart from his bucked-toothed appearance, is he seems to have feeling for girls who are.... way.... above our flavour. Let's just make things short shall we?

He likes girls who are not thin, not slim but EXTREMELY FATTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!! Sorry, i apologize if i had offended anyone here, but then, it's true. This guy seems to have feeling for ladies who most guys would choose to run away from.

• Adam: Er... what is it about that this type of girls actually would turn you on man??
• New friend who love fat girls : I dunno, they seem to look extremely sexy to me...just look at their body..not too thin and not too big.
• Adam: ( Looks to the way he is pointing and gasp in disbelieve ) Oh Shoot!!! That's a girl? I thought that's a poster of a Rhinocerous mate...gosh. ( I really thought it was a poster )
• New friend who love fat girls : Yeah, nice... they just give you all the warmt you need.
• Adam: Now .. please... stop, can't you see i am having trouble finishing off my wantan mee?
• New friend who love fat girls : I just love their thighs... and their babyfat.. and they just seem so cute.
• Adam: Ok, i get it. It's just the way that you describe them makes me have all these goosebumps leh..
• New friend who love fat girls : Seriously, i had to thanked her parents for helping me to feed her. HAKHAKHAK

Actually i had nothing against people who are fat, but it's just that i seldom come across guys, who are illegible and way available who actually have this "thing" on people who are "cute". haha. I salute you man. I really do.