Confessions of a lonely swan

( This is a long post, Based on a True Story ) really..


Aiight... that sounds so faggotish aye?

That's because i have been hanging out with guys who i thought are "SUPPOSE" to be straight guys lately. I found out they weren't as straight as i initally thought them to be.... I am traumatized....

i really am. I am still coming to terms with what happened. Scr*w you who said i aint.

One of my friends, whom i refuse to name recently told me something which truly happened that i found quite amusing.

Here goes;

There's this buncha guys who regularly patronise this chill-out establishment called EMBARGO cafe . EMBARGO cafe is a place which offers over-priced menus and also tunes which are just quite..... not-so-modern. If you need any euphemism for the word not-so-modern, the word "Classic" will sound just fine.

EMBARGO:

Exp1.
Ban on imports of a particular good into a country

Exp2.
When one is denied of intercourse or sexual activity from his/her partner



EMBARGO is just situated a stone throw's away from Bintang Plaza, which is also known as Parkson to the local folks, but don't any of you get mistaken with it. EMBARGO seems to be the perfect place to "chill" or "relax" till ........ this group of young males appear out from nowhere. ( Mostly they are from Pei Min and Dato' )

This group of young studs with ridiculous hairstyle and clothing certainly is part of EMBARGO's daily famous faeces faces. You could just identify them straightaway by their sissy looks and gayish acts.

I might sound a little bias here, but read along and you will understand.

With the "Long Live Faggotry" spirit clearly rooted in them, this guys actually display affection towards one another in public. YES! PUBLIC!

Adam: Please lar.... wahlaoeh, you want to kiss him, you can go to the toilet and kiss right?
Jeff : No No No.. can't do, we like each other very much, we don't care who see us. We like attencion~ ( proceed to stress out on the word attencion~ = attention with an italian accent )
Adam: Ok lar ok lar, are you both the only couple... *ehem* who are gay?
Jeff : Nah... we all are gay alright?
Adam: Oh......ok...


So, this Jeff guy had a boyfriend. But the thing is, there's another person who actually like Jeff.
So, in an event this thing occurs, we normally call it LOVE TRIANGLE can?

But the difference with it is... they are all GUYS. ( Sometimes i just wonder how their pheremones can actually match up explosively well... )

Right, this 3rd person who i call Matthew came in and asked Jeff out. Jeff hesistated at first but the lure of Matthew's 3" prick EG8 converted to EG9 proved too much that Jeff eventually gave in. Hence they went to this very secluded place call The Esplanade.

which meant... JEFF CHEATED on HIS BF!!! JEFF had an AFFAIR!!!

Limpeh tell you this, Jeff's bf named Steven did not know what had happened. Steven was told by Jeff that he had cancelled their plan to go for a candle light dinner because he needs to do some errands and that he promised to meet up at EMBARGO later that night.

The sad thing was Steven actually waited for Jeff all night at EMBARGO , he waited for his call, he waited for his sms, he waited for Jeff to say the words " I MISS YOU STEVEN " , yet that Jeff was WILLINGLY letting Matthew take advantage of him behind Steven's back. * No, i meant back as behind, not butt .

PICTURE THIS:

• Steven ( Lonely Swan ) sits alone at a table right at the corner of EMBARGO , waiting for Jeff.
• Jeff and Matthew went to The Esplanade together with Matt's heavily tinted EG9 Civic.
• 3 Hours pass, Steven ( Lonely Swan ) is still waiting. 3 Hours pass, Jeff and Matthew are still deciding whether to hold hands or not.
  
• Matthew decided to wind down his windows so both of them could see the splash of the wave together.
  

Steven got so frustrated that, he decided to go cruising alone just to occupy himself with other things, other than thinking about Jeff. Steven thought that The Esplanade would be the best place to relax and to think back about all those happy moments which Jeff and Steven had together.

Only to find out upon arrival that, Matthew and Jeff are actually inside the car French-Kissing.....

Now, tell me boys and girls, how would you feel if you happened to be in Steven the Lonely Swan shoes? How would you feel when you saw your love ones ........ cheating on you in such a way? How? HOW?!?

Adam: It must be hell to realized that.
Adrian: Ya... i felt that way before too...with him...aiks..oops.. i meant her. ehek.
Adam: Er...

The scene where Jeff and Matthew kissed, according to my friends...was PRICELESS.
The scene where Steven saw both of them kissed, according to hismelf... was nerve racking.


and of cause, Steven got so mad that tears gradually rolled down his cheeks.... driving back home from The Esplanade to Luak Bay took longer than he could ever imagined. Just like how Jay Chou felt when he saw his love interest had an affair with another older guy.


He left a note on Matthews car..... " how could you? I had always trusted you Jeff....how could...you? " ( wahlaoeh..just like those cheesy Korean Dramas ler.. )

So, Jeff realized what he done wrong. ( after the anti-climax of cos )
that he tried in vain to call up Steven an explain.... he left a voice message.

" Steven... i'm really sorry to hurt you... i have always *sob* *sniff*.... love you. I know that i had done wrong... but it was all MAtthew's Fault... He took advantage of me.. He promised that he will send me back if i gave him a kiss.... , Steven, trust me... I did it for both of us. (I don't understand this part ) . I tried to stopped him, but he was too strong for me... i cannot do anything ... i had to give in to him because if i didn't, he would not had send me back...to you...i'm sorry, i love you. "


This is a true story. I had changed their names. They are all from Miri. =)