MSN nicks

No cliche intros, i am going straight down the point with this.

I am sure that most , if not all, msn users do tend to choose their favourite phrases or romantic quotes as their msn nicks. Some would even go the distance by wasting their own precious time MODIFYING their nicks with symbols, smiley faces, flowers, stars, symbols and more symbols!

# Rule 1 - Don't torture your nick:

It amazes me how many creative human beings are out there actually. I spend 8 hrs a day online looking at my msn messenger for nicks which belong in the creative list. Creative as in beautifying their nicks with flowers and stars . EXAMPLE ( 1 ) : x0x0 *_lUv^Min_* x0x0 or EXAMPLE ( 2 ) @_@|^ng*|uV*hI|@_@ .

..... BUT FOR WHAT?????!?????!!????


This people certainly have much times on their hand more than anyone on earth and they always moan about how busy they are. Now we know where their time were spent at. Seriously, while they ( yes, boys are included as well ) think that by coming out with brainy symbols and love signs is cool, it actually ISN'T!!! It's an eyesore in fact and only school dropouts can understand what it mean. No wait, correct me , dropouts don't understand it either. I got you.

"They think it's cool and cute"

Wrong!!!! Anyone who says this will get a roundhouse kick specially from me if i happen to hear one. Nobody cares how beautiful the nicks are ok? %$&*&^$$__wen_^&^%% . What is that?? Could someone provide me with an answer why such msn user's tend to exist? It's such a complicated world and since the internet is here to ease our lifestyle, some people just pile more deepshits by coming out with such fancy nicks.

Just be simple ok? If you are into arts and trying to be creative, please disturb others during art class.

#Rule 2 - Don't get your languages mixed up:

Another thing that ticks me off are users who mix languages together. For Example: Mechanic Love-爱能不能永远 .

Okay. Mechanic Love followed by some chinese words that they themselve barely understand. It really burst my stomach just to see such peeps trying to be some literate guy/girl who seems to know-how-to-write-chinese-&-english . By the way, what on earth does mechanic love meant anyway? [ shakes head ] .
I've even come across many nicks which containes hiragana or kanji characters. This guy ( name undisclosed ) was once asked what's the meaning of the japanese word he was happily typing out. He didn't knew what it was, i went to have a look at the learn-japanese-in-3-easy-steps and guess what? Mr Tommy Chia ( oops .. ) who thought Kitanai-Wane as a declaration of love to his gf actually turned out to be You're dirty! You're Unclean! . Way to go lover boy.

If you really aint familiar with words, don't try to be wise by adding different words in it. But if you are so inclined, why not browse the net for every single words from every single country and jumble it up in your nick. By then, i'll be impressed with your efforts.


#Rule 3 - Don't use names of anime characters

Never ever do that! This happens to most of the anime fans out there who are so engross with it that they choose to strip off their own birth name for lame names such as Orochimaru or Uchiha or even Momochi Zabuza to name a few. Seriously, do you intend your family members to call you that?

I shit you not , there was a time when this addicted anime freak who went out with me to a party and guess what. He insist on calling him his supposed anime name. So, i had to introduce him to the peeps that he is actually Squall Leonhart Chin from Miri. For final fantasy's sake, if you want to look silly, don't bring me along and also please please never include your surname at the back too. It just sounds so... not cool.

I've enough of this kinda nicks as of late. Hmm..... talking about the increasing rate of human beings who discard their own birth name for anime-japanese liked names, i've just heard my colleague telling his co-workers to call him Mr Saifulah Kenshin. Damn.


# Rule 4 - Don't use cheesy, cliche lovey dovey nicks as a declaration of love


Hah. This has gotta be the most common nick among the 100+ users in my list. It's where ordinary lonely peeps morphed into romeos. Ok, i have to admit that i had ever tried this but it just doesn't seem right at all. Coming to think about it after 6 years, i must had been too excited with having a gf back then.

Examples: The world, the sun, the sea, even the air means nothing more than you. or The stars will never shy as bright as your eyes..my love.

Are you joking? Go home.


# Rule 5 - Don't list down the whole list of sad, disgruntled, lonely, angry, painful ... words down.


We know you are feeling down and best left alone during such a time. Breaking apart or losing your favourite pet could be a hard time for both you and the opposite. But please bear in mind that we clearly get what you have to say. Please don't be that selfish by spoiling everyone's mood. If you don't feel like chatting, why not just take a rest rather than sitting there waiting for someone to symphatize you? * Ive been scolded by someone not to disturbed him/her when her nick clearly reads " I am so sad...down...hopeless.. please send me an angel " .

Wait, does it mean that he/she doesn't think of me as an angel? hmm..




So, i have many more rules to write but then i am feeling lazy. I will update when i feel the need to. For now, i gotta get back to some cheesy love phrases for my nick.