Jay Chou is famous..

Hello?! First and formeost i would like everyone to know that i'm not the typical china man who stay true to his homeland or his teachings, and secondly, i aint the average joes who are into F4 or 5566. I don't listen to weird songs and especially those dull.......... monotonous.... songs.
One of the most famous jibberish singer taiwan had ever come up with to date is the one and only,

Guess what? He's the guy whom all of you guys, girls, and guys who looked like girls adores.... Could this kid actually be the person who actually make monotonous songs sounds awesome?





A closer look at this guy when he is 17. Looks pretty familiar eh? Could he be the person who ah bengs imitate and leave millions and...millions of the la la mui out there drooling?




Trust me, sometimes, the average joe in your class can end up to be SOMEONE! The nerd whom you frequently yell profranities at, the loner who stayed at school to study when every hot studs had left with chicks aka girls around them, the guy who said E equals MC2 is more exciting than sex? ( Not that they had experience it yet ) . I bring to you, the pride of Asia..

JAY CHOU!!!


* Oops..... my bad. This is not Jay Chou. Anybody who actually admit he is born with the Jay Chou looks and styles should be condemn! I'm sorry Eric Jong, i couldn't resist in telling the whole wide world that you actually admit it. We are still friends, don't worry. To contact Mr Eric:
call 016 878 6288 . Songs he will be performing at your low-cost wedding and gay parties: Now & Forever - Richard Marx , Tian Tian - David Tao, An Jing - Jay Chou, Help Me God - Jordan Chan


The REAL dull and monotonous Jay Chou!!


* This guy needs no introduction, he had been around since Nokia 3310. He had been around since Proton Wira. He had been making girls all over the world head over heels for as long as i can remember. Why? It's because of his record label decided to dump his old nerdy looks for something more PIMPIN'. May i proudly present to you few pics of his which made him so famous. so.....f***king famous. ( Now don't get me wrong, i meant FREAKING )

Jay Chou thinking of the ever busty Jolin Tsai or Patty Hou?

Jay Chou shows of his Singaporean AH BENG side burns, which impresses many...such as,
.......my cousin Adrian. Just that he can't really sing, but he's good in imitating.
Back to Jay Chou....thinking of Jolin Tsai again? NO! This pic shows the anguish face of person who is experiencing diarhorea @ Severe Anal Discharge.

Jay Chou, some loathe him, but MOST of them loves him. See, that's why never ever look down on any nerds because they could be the next big thing....