PLAYBOYS!!!!!!

PLAYBOY! This could be the most sort after word after the most recognised international word.... FU*K. The reason? Because guys are bad and they love to flirt, and girls don't like it, so out comes the term "playboy" to any guy with 2 very huge raspberries to die for and a life filled with sweet nubile young delicious kawaii pretty sexy girls around them . Not all but some most of the guys out there, had been labelled as one. This article takes you to the REASON why, how, in what circumcision circumstances does one person is labelled as a Notorious PLAYBOY.

For your Info:

Playboy is an adult entertainment magazine, founded in 1953 by Hugh Hefner and his associates, which has grown into Playboy Enterprises, Inc., reaching into every form of media. Playboy is one of the world's best known brands. In addition to the flagship magazine in the United States, special nation-specific versions of Playboy are published worldwide.

The magazine is published monthly and features photographs of nude women, along with various articles on fashion, sports, consumer goods, and public figures......but MOSTLY women.

SO does it mean that when You lucky ones are referred as a playboy, you are part of the Hefner family? DREAM ON..... just let me refresh you with this, sit back and relax and by the end of the article, you might even realized you, yourselve is also one. * This article is solely base on my opinion, if you would like to flame me, please do so. This part are for guys who are being wrongly accused of being one.

Understanding the Term "playboy".
- A man of wealth, leisure and frivolous lifestyle
Thesaurus: womanizer, ladies' man, libertine, philanderer, rake, debauchee, lady-killer.

Who starts the name calling?
- Girls = Girls who had been cheated or hurt by past experience from their ex boyfriends, Girl's own best friend, jilted ladies, love rivals etc.
- Guys = Guys who are jealous of the same sex for having what he himself don't. ( Guys are just that simple )

The Reason WHY?:
If it so happens that one day, you met a girl whom you are interested in with an honest intention to be friends, and she suddenly back away from you after knowing you for maybe a week, for no apparent reason which you yourselve would not know. She just won't reply your msgs, won't answer your relentless calls, won't greet you when you say "yo whatdup dawg?? No.. in a serious manner, how would you feel? If it was me, the grandmaster k, i will feel gutted honestly.

KANINEH!!!! What is happening you might ask? Why? Why lidat? Limpeh don't understand!! A thousand question pops up in your mind..... you start to ask was it the underarms smell you got on your last day out with her that put her off? Was it the foul languages you accidentaly blurted out while talking to your friends? Was it the moon-surfaced look you are born with? Was it the unrealized fart you gave out while driving which she clearly feels uneasy with?

and then one day you finally receive an sms from her, your heart thump, you feel excited as well as confused and you eagerly read her msg........which wrote, "My friends told me to be aware of guys like you....... i'm sorry, i didnt know you are one too" .

WAHLIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!! Your jaws dropped, your heart skip twice as fast than when your having an erection, you couldn't believe it at all.... the realisation hits you.... Congrats, you are a PLAYBOY.

You ask yourselve why? yes... i guaran-DAM-tee you would. I'll tell you why. It's just because the group of people just dislike you, done and dusted.

1. You are popular for your looks, your ego, your confidence, you are someone whom girls and guys looks up to, and surely with each "peter i love you fan club" theres always another "peter, you suck" club.
   
2. Self-proclaimed open minded people don't exist. The sight of seeing you with a hot mamasita just get on their nerves.
   
3. We are all sinners, when jealousy and covet meets, backstabbing happens. Girls want you, but can't have, gossip happens. Guys want her, but can't too, cocktalking happens.
   
4. Don't hurt a girl's heart, for what she will say to your next dreamgirl will eventually be the start of your downfall.
   
5. The sight of seeing you with a busload of pretty chio-bus with each clearly having the looks which decides Miss Venezuela of the year makes girls jealous and guys..........jealous as well.
   
6. A person who is blessed with the gift of gossiping and cocktalking will forever be your main threat. Famous quote include " Ah.. that guy ah..very play one lar... flirtacious S.O.B, he got gf, still go out with another girl from [yourdesiredplacehere], you say play o not? cannot trust this type of guy one.. "
7. ...and it so happens that dumbfounded-ppl really do exist and they actually believe everything people talk about, even believing asians do have 8 inch. Pardon me.

How to go through it...
It might sound hard to take in the embarrasement it comes with achieving such a status without actually doing nothing, except for being gifted for clicking with your fellow girl friends, your ego crushed, your manhood sags, your self belief severly wounded. But by actually getting all stress out by those false accusations, you are actually starting to admit "ya a playa".

1. Give yourself a pep talk - Part of being composed is knowing that you can handle whatever is thrown at you. Compile a list of your SKILLS and ACCOMPLISHMENTS to remind yourself how blessed and capable you are among the chicks available to you. Lol
2. Breathe - When stress levels rise, most of us unknowingly stop breathing for several seconds or more. This propels feeling of anxiety, anger and frustration, causing us to lose perspective and overreact. Smooth, steady breathing through the nose is one of the easiest ways to activate calm energy.
3. Think positive , LOVING thoughts - Be positive, whatever one might say about you will not affect you as long as you have a clear mindset on who you really are , not who other people think you are. Loving thoughts differs which each person.
4. Get religion - People who believe in and regurlarly pray to a higher power are better able to cope with crisis and have lower blood pressure than those who use alternate stress relivers. Exp: Nose Digging , Masturbat*** , etc.
5. See the light: Five minutes of HEADLIGHTS staring can make that unpleasant altercation with that bunch of backstabbers seem a whole lot less important. The bigger the headlights are, the more relieve you are.
6. Go with the flow - If all does not work, just accept things for what they are and focus on controlling your efforts with the hot mamasitas, not the outcome because, no matter how hard you try not to be what they say who you are, you'll still always be who they say you are in the their eyes. Just always remember, you have what they don't . Be positive,


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