New Year Resolution

Blame me if i just thought of it 3 months late. Blame me for dissing my cousin's new year resolution off, blame me for being contradicting.....but you can't blame me for being just....ME.

Due to time constraints, this is a list of my resolutions which i could vaguely think of:

In year 2006, 15 things I would Try :
1. Try hard to gain weight , preferably at least 60KG
2. Try hard to read more books on pregnancy structural items.
3. Try hard to be as punctual as possible, because i'm usually not.
4. Try hard to put myself in people's shoes on how they would feel if they are not punctual.
5. Try hard to talk less crap , and more bulls.
6. Try hard to talk myself out of trouble.
7. Try hard to impress my colleagues. ( not that i need any )
8. Try hard to meet more clients just for the sake of meeting them.
9. Try hard to earn more than i what i earn now.
10. Try hard to keep myself from buying 4Ds , eventhough each week i feel i could win something
11. Try hard to instill fear and respect into my colleagues.
12. Try hard to dream about Daniella Cicarelli my Girlfriend.
13. Try hard to make more friends of the opposite gender.
14. Try hard to escape company meetings, events, annual dinners and etc.
15. Try hard to spend more time on work than downloading korean songs.

In year 2006, 15 things I would NOT Try:
1. Try hard not to stick around people who smokes 24/7.
2. Try hard not to sit inside a car whose driver is visibly impaired and has poor judgement in driving.
3. Try hard not to use company's phone for prank calls.
4. Try hard not to say "yes" when i meant "no".
5. Try hard not to finish bathing after 40 minutes.
6. Try hard not to follow my friend who picked his nose while driving , eventhough it's such a stress reliever.
7. Try hard not to disclose to people where i work, what i do, what my position is.
8. Try hard not to join in groups who gossip. ( I don't gossip actually )
9. Try hard not to pretend i am working while i am busy browsing through kt-so.com
10. Try hard not to waste time on choosing which underwear to wear everyday.
11. Try hard not to laugh at my friends jokes when obviously they do sound lame.
12. Try hard not to yell profranities at colleagues as a form of encouragement.
13. Try hard not to stay at a certain workplace as long as possible. ( I am hinting )
14. Try hard not to let Alice from Maxwell turn my hair into Ah Beng style!


" WAHLAOEH!!!! NOT THIS!!!! "




Last but not least.........
15. Try hard not to let anyone from my company knows i have a blog. ( else i'll be in deep sh*t )