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Sometimes, i do not speak proper english, nor do i know how to use the right words to construct a good english sentence. It's understandable when you get laughed at by some nerd whenever you pronounce a wrong word which really puts you in an awkward situation, you feel defeated, you feel you are useless, you feel you suck, you feel that you are not good enough, you feel you are impotent (now, theres nothing to do with it). What more to say when the nerd of the class laughs at your LAME english while you are trying to impress the most famous/pretty girl in your school? Will you feel embarrass? Will you? I bet you would.
But then, try not to stress about it too much, actually, there's nothing wrong with pronouncing the wrong words or even making grammar mistakes. What's important is that you do understand what you are saying and if it still doesn't work, why not try some hand gestures? Try your best to make the person understand what you are trying to say. Show some emotion... who knows, you might end up making a girl or boy get attracted to you.
You would feel better to know that it's not the end of the world to speak improper english . Tell yourselve...its ok....its ok... take a deep breath... its ok...

WAKE UP! STOP LYING TO YOURSELVE!
Although it's not the end of the world, you are nearly there if you flopped your English. Now, you are lucky that i , the grandmaster K is here to save your life, to save your face, to save your ass, to save your gf...from embarassment.

I have come across peeps ( normally ah bengs & ah lians ) who talk this way:

1. I Lub u deep deep! Kenot Like others woooooo! Dun gib others ur numsbers o! I get angries 1 o!
2. Wahlaoeh.... dun say lidat ma.. veli paiseh u know? i not pwetty ...
3. Cindy ah, Happy valenntins o.. u are the sun bright on me day and day..

and like most ah beng would say.... CHAO GINA! what kind of english is that? You want to impress the real girls or guys? Say this:

1. ( Look into her eyes and say ) Baby, I know you're hurting, right now you feel like you could never love again, but all i ask..is for a chance.. to prove that i.... Baby, I really love you from the bottom of my heart, You are the one for me and i would not let anyone gets in our way. Trust me....
2. Thanks for your compliment, i feel very honoured. I really do.
3. Happy Valentines...cindy, you are always the sunshine of my life..

Short , Sweet and Simple are 3 S which plays an important role in saying the right words and sentences to your opposite sex gender when you are trying hard to impress. Do say the above recommended words often to your love ones, i guaranDAM-tee that it's either your heart or hers will melt.I can guarantee you it works because i am an avid fan of Korean Love dramas eventhough i don't understand a freaking word that comes up from their mouth except for Sarang Hae and Kimchi, i do read subtitles, and trust me, i am inspired by their love quotes and they are famous for it. Even though you do not know what you are talking about with those special words, just blast it out like theres no tommorow, at least you would make yourselve sound impressive.

I agree that this article is crap-worthy but then ....... whatever that makes me happy, i am good. The least i can do is to help you losers-to-be become the next talkabout pimpster in town! ciao~