Wednesday, October 25, 2006

AZA peanuts

















I was conned into buying a packet of AZA Peanuts the other day on board FAX airlines. On the flight to KK, sensing that not much of their in-flight products are on demand, this brainy-ass air steward took matters into his own hands by circulating deep-shits to the passengers on board by saying, i quote " Word has it that after consuming this AZA brand peanuts, it's suppsoed to make you look young, i don't know whether it's true or not but many had came back telling me that they do look younger. " BULLSHIT !!

















AZA brand peanuts is described as a premium roasted salted peanut. FULLSTOP. Only that, it didn't even had descriptions on the back proclaiming that it has this magical effects which makes a person look younger, more attractive and etc. Now, what has the world become of today? Even air stewards participates in such a ... fraudulent act. I am really disgusted by it. [ shakes head ]

















Anyway, forget about the air steward. AZA peanuts opens up to reveal pieces of golden coloured peanuts and since it cost RM2.00 a packet from the usual RM3.00 charged on board, it's considered quite tasty.


* I havent seen much changes to my image ever since i consume this peanuts.

Sunday, October 15, 2006

Ramadhan Meal @ KFC , Labuan

















On my most recent visit to Labuan ( sigh.. again) , i've the opportunity to drop by a KFC outlet somewhere inside a mall dubbed the Ujana Kewangan - Financial Park in other words. I was in a hurry as there's some urgent matters to attend to in the afternoon so i decided to have my lunch there. Fast food is always the best when you're in a hurry.

















Since the Malay fasting month isn't over yet, KFC had been promoting the latest meal called The Ramadhan Meal which only cost RM7.40.

















Well, comparing the usual Colonel Rice Combo with the now promoting Ramadhan Meal, let's say it's that worth it due to the fact there's a cup of chilled Air Bandung served. I got the latter which comes in spicy.

















The Ramadhan Meal looks something like this. Only difference was the coleslaw ain't anywhere to be seen , my guess would be it ( the coleslaw ) had been replaced by the packet of french fries.

















After sampling one of this Ramadhan Meal, i attest it to be one of the WORST KFC meal i ever had in my entire life. First of all, the chicken meat weren't hot at all, secondly, the meat aren't tender and juicy enough , thirdly, it just doesn't seem right eating KFC at Labuan. Well, that's another thing.


















This is the Air Bandung. Made famous by Chinese Malays.

















Air Bandung tasted so sweet that my little mosquito friend here decided to share it with me. Since i had been watching Discovery Channel as of late, i didn't really mind having the mosquito inside my drink as i finished it without even taking that little thing out.

















I was also hit by a rhetorical question by KFC which asked " What's your KFC moment? ". I find it amusing that this marketing skill introduced by some brainy little nerd in the marketing dept did not even bother to provide us with some answers to choose from. I think they are implying us ( customers ) to fill in the void. If you're really asking me what's my FAVOURITE KFC moment, that would be when i wipe my mouth with that serviette provided by KFC.

Thursday, October 12, 2006

Something to ponder about..

I should had been writing on this earlier but time just wasn't on my side, as you know i am a busy person and a busy person certainly does not have time to put down their thoughts in words. Somehow, i just decided to take a break and slack off. Period.

I was reading through the papers till something caught my attention. By attracting my attention, this said "thing" certainly does mean something to me. Obviously, i aint too bothered about all the rubbish on the papers nowadays except for this: REDUCTION OF TRAFFIC OFFENSES!!!

Ecstatic will be somewhat exaggerated , relieved in fact to received such a wonderful news. Tell me, how on earth would such bold statements be made by the head of our royal malaysian police or was it, which came up with the ingenious idea of reducing traffic offenses in order to have the citizens to pay up their outstanding fines?

By having the " reduction of fines on traffic offenses will be exercised as a measure to tackle the oustanding fines of the road users. " as a so-called self-proclaimed legit reason/excuse, the head of our respected PDRM ( correct me if i am wrong ), certainly had much more questions to answers. Obviously not from our shallow publics who are petrified of blurting out politically incorrect statements , but none other than me.


Yes , first of all, the statements made by mr-i-m-the-head-of-PDRM-and-i-m-the-boss came up were base on his own @ the traffic's opinion and it was all printed on the papers the very next morning for all to see. ALL as in the public and the statements made were without the actual approval from the transport minister of our beloved country. The mr-i-am-the-boss even came up with remarks about how "our country is earning less due to the public's not settling their traffic fines" which i think is utter B.U.L.L. with the capital B.

However, his cheeky attempt to make sure that the reduction goes on without the approval of the transport minister aka Dr Chan Kong Choy (?) , were met by various objects by the government. To top it off, Mr wise cop even retorted back that " such moves ( reduction of traffic fines ) could be made by the traffics w/o the knowledge or approval from the transportation minister".

Showing some balls is it mr wise cop? How about i shove that baton up where the sun don't shine of yours for making us the public look silly with the hope of reduction of fines which might had made my day as i have more fines to settle.

Guess what, as expected, the papers next day features a small column which reads " fines of traffic stays for the meantime " with a 9 size arial font where only the bionic mutants could barely see. This is ridiculous, i am appalled , shocked, and depress by what had become of our police dept.

I have been supportive , respectful of our royal malaysian cops all these while (sometimes i do offer them some early retirement fund - incentive is the way they see it), but somehow after such an incident, the police had left a sour mark on themselves and the only thing they will received now from me is just the royale salute.

All this fuss about going ahead and staying put is just making our country look silly. Heck, it's sending out a wrong message to the foreigners. Dumb authorities who had been watching too much of the shakespeare novels " TO REDUCE OR NOT TO REDUCE" . The tabloids here even made a big deal out of it by occupying the whole front page with RED COLOURED BOLD FONTS AS IF WE CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT'S HAPPENING. OH YES WE CAN, NOW CAN YOU PLEASE BE KIND ENOUGH TO TURN OFF THE CAPSLOCK? ITS AN EYE SORE.

Another thing to note about was some nonsense made by the transportation dept about not allowing the reduction of fines as it will cause the publics to continue with other traffic offenses that may lead to accidents - such as having heavily tinted cars, modified exhaust, beating red lights, driving slowly on the fast lane.

Ok, let's be fair, heavily tinted cars actually does obstruct the view of oncoming cars but it certainly SHOULD NOT be the classified as the primary cause for accident in M'sia. Count how many heavily tinted cars are involved in a road mishap? 3 out of 10?

Modified Exhaust? Now, this is debatable. Picture this scene, a race car with a huge 4" dia exhaust creeping up from behind your car , who would not had been aware of it's presence? Unless you have some serious auditory problem, then there's no reason for not knowing the tune-up race car is just beside you, but if you do have hearing problem, you shouldn't be driving in the first place. I say the relevant authorities, whatever fancy JPJ, JJJ, or PDJ wanna classify themselve with some catchy name as should legalize exhaust. It's a blessing in disguise actually.

Drivers who beat the red lights should be punished severely. I ain't talking about being slapped with amounts like RM300 or RM400. This reckless drivers should be given the mandatory death penalty. For beating the lights, they endanger the lives of the public , those who jay walks. Anyway, i don't have any sympathy for jay-walkers as it is an offense too.

Talking about in which jay-walking is an offense, it's funny how the public's on foot heedlessly crossing the road aren't slap with any fines at all in our country. I admit i've done that a couple of times just to see how efficient our police force are disregarding my safety. I am sorry to say, it's worst than i had expected.

What really ticks me off is whenever there's any major crime committed within our society, all you hear are grown ups whining and moaning about how under-staffed they are, but the second you have your tune up race car out on the streets cruising at a meagre speed of 20kmh , you will have swarms of men in white surrounding you like you have just robbed off their dignity by riding on such a luxurious vehicle which they practically could not afford.

I really do think it lies with the authorities itself for coming up with shrewd laws and regulations. Something must be done. Something...

Things that pisses me off

As much as i enjoy picking on the innocent nerdy fews, there are things which do get on my nerves:

1. Edison Chen and his incoherent hip hop slangs. The only thing that comes out from his slanting mouth is YO...Check this Out.. Da bomb! which is stupid and unimaginative.

2. Shuffling ( Dancing ) fanatics. It's humorous to see groups of teenagers looking down on the floor examining their own dance steps. Like they just started walking. Hah.

3. Chinese songs which contains English words. Catchy phrases includes : " i'll be your love.. aww.. , you in my heart " are ear sores. Why can't this chinese freaks just stick to one language.

4. Malay movies which have more I's and You's than their actual Bahasa Malaysia Saya & Kau . As if i care. But it sounds really silly.

5. Guys with flip up collars on PINK Polo Tees. Whatever happened to manly singlets?

6. Male hairdresser/stylist which are usually nancy boys. Yeah, just look at their ridiculour hair style and their .. style.

7. Male backstabbers as i normally refer them as cowards. Guess they are just jealous with me.

8. Female backstabbers for being jealous not being friends with me. Leave me your number, oh wait, mines full.

9. Traffic Lights..

10. Traffic policemen. They are just a waste of my money. I am implying something here..

11. New Fortune City's old fart who charges according to his mood.

12. Fat chicks. I know i will hurt a few here... but hey, just being honest.

13. Feng Shui and those misc bull.

14. Teenagers with sport cars which are not actual sports car.

15. Mat rempits.

16. The phrase " Hi, handsome "

17. Ah Bengs. Cause they look so stupid yet they have pretty chicks.

18. Ah Lians. For being pretty yet regrettably are interested in crappy ah bengs.

19. Loud Chinese / Hokkien / Cantonese Fengtao Technos!

20. Drivers with compulsive braking disorders and who drives slow on the right lane.

21. Some bumi guy who drives a Honda civic with the car plate PDL XXXX . I forgot the numbers as it's as ugly as the guy himself.

22. Tons of works.

23. Mrs James Bond ( She talks too much wrong stuff at the wrong time ).




I guess this sums it all up. Losing interest in listing down more. Might add up depending on my mood.

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

DOA - Dead or Alive review












DOA - Dead or Alive is base on a video game ( so i was told ) about an annual martial arts tournament on a desserted island where top fighters across the region gathered in an attempt to beat the hell out of each other's guts and other appendages to win a whooping prize of $10,000,000.
It focuses more on few attractive looking ladies featuring Devon Aoki ( who could have forget her from 2Fast2Furious ) , Holly Valance ( australian singer turned actress - obviously the hottest of all among the ladies ) , Jaime Pressly and Sarah Carter.

The movie - with it's fighting scenes cheorographed by self-acclaimed famous "40 plus and-i-still-think-i-m-hot year old Corey Yuen" certainly left me, if not all those gaming fans left DEAD rather than alive.

Yes, apart from boasting one of the few movies which includes a list of pretty faces - the ladies and extra scintillating bathing scenes, this movie is totally BULLSHIT as it's best.

1. STUPID SCENES:

- The part where Princess Kasumi or Cockisme skipping over the heads of the whole dumb kneeling imperial army of hers and then soaring over the hills does not even make sense at all. She could had easily ordered the gates to be opened but then she chosed otherwise. What does this part meant actually? Where did she went to actually? How was she able to perform such gravity-defying stunts? This quetions were not elaborated at all.

- Introduction was too brief to my liking and it was as if you were watching another version of Charlie's Angels but with better looks. Charlie Angels are stupid by the way.

- Scene where Holly Valance ( Yes, i didn't bother remembering their character's names as it's just plain silly ) let her brassiere dropped kindly onto her full cup tofus was indeed remarkable.( Straight after finishing off 3 guys after shower , don't get me wrong, she beat them , not the finishing-off you perverts are thinking about ). Scenes such as this is just a waste of time and of cause , does actually affect the minds of the young raging hormones. Couldn't the directors/producers come out with better scenes than this?

- This movie overall focuses more tits & ass than any other family movies(suitable for young viewers) approved.

- Every guy gets beaten up bad by hot nubile chicks? That's crazy. Has the producer just suck up more estrogen than he had earlier thought.

- Scene where the bikini-clad ladies were in for some round of volleyball? They even had time for some beachwear? In a so called DEAD or ALIVE tournament? Please....


2. LACK OF DEPTH:

- Storyline was vague. Not good at all. D to be extremely frank . Charlie Angels infact beat DOA to a close C. It's supposed to be a violent movie with blood splathered all around , but i saw none. Not even a drip of nosebleed.

- Characters didn't built their own storyline to the best they possibly could. I regard it as a fact the producing team refer US; viewers as eye-candy lovers and the how-she-was-born-n-bred & how-a-pretty-chick-end-up-in-a-sea-sunbathing does not matter at all.

- The Plot was written badly, for the 1st 20 minutes, i had to figure hard what on earth were they doing. Yes, pretty girls kicks the hell out of bad guy's asses after having their own privacy violated- i understand. Talking about the violation of privacy, i didn't see how they mind first by flaunting their assets. Insane!

- Princess Cockisme ( Kasumi )'s non-stop whining about avenging her brother's death and the sudden appearance of her brother at the end of the show. Bad guy ( my memory failed me this time ) eventually released Princess Kesumi's brother after a year just to had everyone witness them fight. For crying sake, he even had the stupidity to boast, i quote: " I had kept him here ( inside a vault ), fighting fit/battle ready/[ insert prefered caption here] for A YEAR just for this. Let me recap, before Princess Kesumi arrived, her brother has long gayish-girly hair and when the vaults were open for the 1st time, her brother's hair were clean shaven. Talking about critical analycist.

3. LAME JOKES:

- A good humorous movie should have jokes of all sorts all the way. Not this. The jokes were rather suggestive in way. The part where Holly Valance instructed the MALE ( What's wrong with the producer anyway? Taking out on us males ), to buckle up her bra clip for her and proceed by presenting a sweet chin music or was it which were met by a round of applause from
obviously the group of single & unattractive ladies at the back of my seat.

- Well, that's the only joke i spotted.


All in all, i could not go any longer trying to recall what happened in the movie, and i am using the term "movie" loosely just because it's regarded by the shallow publics as one. It would serve as a fitting tribute towards another failed attempt on racking up money through the minds of the public who are more Tits & Ass attracted.

If you are asking for a credible , smooth storyline and a good acting, i say you are asking way too much.

But if you in are for some S & M activities and any other demoralizing acts, this is worth a shot.
















Holly Valance engaging in the art of S & M.




Adams movie rating: half a star.

Thursday, October 05, 2006

Beef Noodles @ Ming's Cafe

















Beef Noodle lovers take note, theres a beef noodle stall in Ming's Cafe. I usually have this whenever i turn up at Ming's.

















It's manned by the staffs recruited by Ming's Cafe. You could customized the beef noodles to your own liking.

















The staff dipping in oversize looking noodles into the broth.

















Ming's Cafe own delicacy looks like this. The large beef noodles ( RM 5.00 ) comes with a generous amount of meat , noodles and of cause beef tripes.

















Here's a close up of the beef noodle. I've always prefer it to come in soup base rather than the dry ones. Chevrils are sprinkled on top to enhance the taste. I give it 2 thumbs up as the broth is hearty too.

















It's so good that i had to gobble up this suggestive looking beef balls.. Heh. I suggest the right way is to nibble it all the way through.





















I had it's Ice Lime ( RM 1.00 ) to chill me down after the hearty meal. It's that good.

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

From New Tanjung Seafood Restaurant with love

















This here, my friends , is a picture of an indonesian waitress imitating one of the famous japanese kawaii chicks pose. The notorious 2 finger peace sign. I paid her RM3.00 for such a pose and she didn't obliged.

" She looks rather cute " commented Patrick Wu.

I raise my case! Full Stop.

Monday, October 02, 2006

Ribena is good for health






















This is the famous Ribena memorabillia ever produced by the company. For many years now, Ribena advertising had featured quite a few group of fun, energetic characters that embody all the health and vitality of Ribena. I saw this phallic structure standing alone in my friend's patio.

















Sensing the ribenaberries were feeling all lonely, we decided to had some fun with them. That is Benjamin with his face blocked by the inflattable tube hugging it close to his arms.

















I love this pic the most. This is Adrian ( my cousin ), holding onto the poor ribenaberries and jerking it off to an ecstatic finish. Just look at that naughty face of his... Priceless.




Do you know: Ribena comes from the latin name for blackcurrent, Ribes Negrum. It all started back in 1938 by a Mr Lennox in Bristol.