3 years.
Time changes a person. Time changes everything. Their believes, their thoughts, their companions, their friends and their destiny.
3 years was all it took to changed me.
Probably it was too late to regret, but never too late to start afresh.
I certainly do missed the good ol' days hanging out with my mates and do whatever i wanted. Even though 3 years passed which i somehow find myself engaged in a daily exercise or routine to be with that someone, somehow i never forget my friends or those who are close to me.
I had always kept them in my heart.
I hope they shall accept me back as the person i am, not the person i was.
Wednesday, October 27, 2010
Light at the end of the tunnel?
You left without a reason.
It was better not knowing why.
Somehow you already had took a long while,
To end with such a decision.
It was better not knowing why.
Somehow you already had took a long while,
To end with such a decision.
Monday, May 24, 2010
Peekabo ... i See you!
Our worst fears finally materialized. My current workplace is offering every workers a chance to demonstrate how well they could perform their duties under the watchful eye of security cameras.
Not only are they trying to rip our privacy to shreds, they are now attempting to take it up another level by installing cameras at the pantry.
I understand their main concerns about our dietary habits, but then i can see no other reason for doing so aside from monitoring our movements, as some of our female colleagues tend to LINGER / LOITER around the pantry in the morning.
Professionally, i do not agree with the setting up of CCTVs in the office. It's such a shame that my beloved company had stoop so low that they do not even trust their fellow workers.
Who are they monitoring and why is there a need to incur more money on such costly wastage?
Personally, i am giving them the two thumbs up plus a royale middle finger salute for encroaching the privacy of our fellow workers. I don't feel work efficiency shall increase as a result of this.
I suggest the management to reconsider their panel of decision makers because it seems that they are doing things right financially but they lack that common sense when it comes to dealing with their employees.
It's a rude assessment of their capabilities when it comes to dealing with their employees but in order for a company to move forward, they have to stop doing things backward.
Installing CCTVS to monitor your workers is an added stress to your fellow workers, and stressful workers does not work as efficiently as you think they might.
Not only are they trying to rip our privacy to shreds, they are now attempting to take it up another level by installing cameras at the pantry.
I understand their main concerns about our dietary habits, but then i can see no other reason for doing so aside from monitoring our movements, as some of our female colleagues tend to LINGER / LOITER around the pantry in the morning.
Professionally, i do not agree with the setting up of CCTVs in the office. It's such a shame that my beloved company had stoop so low that they do not even trust their fellow workers.
Who are they monitoring and why is there a need to incur more money on such costly wastage?
Personally, i am giving them the two thumbs up plus a royale middle finger salute for encroaching the privacy of our fellow workers. I don't feel work efficiency shall increase as a result of this.
I suggest the management to reconsider their panel of decision makers because it seems that they are doing things right financially but they lack that common sense when it comes to dealing with their employees.
It's a rude assessment of their capabilities when it comes to dealing with their employees but in order for a company to move forward, they have to stop doing things backward.
Installing CCTVS to monitor your workers is an added stress to your fellow workers, and stressful workers does not work as efficiently as you think they might.
Friends or Foes
It has been a long long while since i last wrote something and of cause even longer since i last visited facebook.
As i went through my friend's status, i realized that one of my colleagues had actually remove me from her friends list.
It did not surprise me at first, because of the misapprehension between me and ...her. I have always been very cautious of engaging in any sorts of friendship especially among co workers, but then never did i envision that she would actually remove me from her friends list.
This truly shows how depress, mad and uptight she was about me. I had certainly did something that really got on her nerves.
My friends used to tell me that silence is the best medicine, but i am starting to wonder whether their "useful" advice needs a little tweaking yet?
It all started over some tiny matter which to me is tiny, but to her it was probably the biggest deal in the world. Things got a little bit out of hand in between then and in an instance, we were not on talking terms.
I admit that i did not bother to apologize because i felt that i had done nothing wrong. It's not about not being able to be a gentleman. It was about being a MAN and standing up to what i believe in.
And i believe in being not apologetic. But to her, apologizing in front of her and her fellow friends is the right way to get EVEN with me.
Girl, i like you as a person and as a friend, but you have pushed that too far. It aint gonna happen. I made my decisions and probably you did not see it coming.
All i wanted to say was Sorry for making you mad. But never did i intend on saying sorry to everyone around you?
Please, if you so happen to browse through my blog and somehow you have a feeling i am writing about you, please do not be alarmed. Yes, this is for you and yes i know you are still mad at me and yes have you ever ask why you are still mad at me?
Most probably you knew it earlier than i did.
As i went through my friend's status, i realized that one of my colleagues had actually remove me from her friends list.
It did not surprise me at first, because of the misapprehension between me and ...her. I have always been very cautious of engaging in any sorts of friendship especially among co workers, but then never did i envision that she would actually remove me from her friends list.
This truly shows how depress, mad and uptight she was about me. I had certainly did something that really got on her nerves.
My friends used to tell me that silence is the best medicine, but i am starting to wonder whether their "useful" advice needs a little tweaking yet?
It all started over some tiny matter which to me is tiny, but to her it was probably the biggest deal in the world. Things got a little bit out of hand in between then and in an instance, we were not on talking terms.
I admit that i did not bother to apologize because i felt that i had done nothing wrong. It's not about not being able to be a gentleman. It was about being a MAN and standing up to what i believe in.
And i believe in being not apologetic. But to her, apologizing in front of her and her fellow friends is the right way to get EVEN with me.
Girl, i like you as a person and as a friend, but you have pushed that too far. It aint gonna happen. I made my decisions and probably you did not see it coming.
All i wanted to say was Sorry for making you mad. But never did i intend on saying sorry to everyone around you?
Please, if you so happen to browse through my blog and somehow you have a feeling i am writing about you, please do not be alarmed. Yes, this is for you and yes i know you are still mad at me and yes have you ever ask why you are still mad at me?
Most probably you knew it earlier than i did.
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
Pregnant Ladies Craving
Cock-Meat Rice is the new craving!!!
I just overheard something which I deemed worth sharing.
My friend has a friend whose wife is currently in her pregnancy stage. So, there’s a time where they would be craving for all sorts of food. Spicy , Sour and etc.
This friend of mine told me that she has this weird preference for rice that has the scent of her husband’s reproductive system.
I am traumatized by this. No words could best describe how I feel right now.
As of dinner tonight, her husband will be rubbing his family crown jewels and golden scepter with warm rice.
How REPULSIVE!!!
I never knew there’s such a craving?
Pregnant ladies. Please enlightened me a bit here. What is your craving?
I just overheard something which I deemed worth sharing.
My friend has a friend whose wife is currently in her pregnancy stage. So, there’s a time where they would be craving for all sorts of food. Spicy , Sour and etc.
This friend of mine told me that she has this weird preference for rice that has the scent of her husband’s reproductive system.
I am traumatized by this. No words could best describe how I feel right now.
As of dinner tonight, her husband will be rubbing his family crown jewels and golden scepter with warm rice.
How REPULSIVE!!!
I never knew there’s such a craving?
Pregnant ladies. Please enlightened me a bit here. What is your craving?
Bad Working Environment - Session 2
Bad Working Environment – The Chatterbox
I have extremely talkative colleagues. They tend to talk and talk and talk to you about everything that is under the damn roof for as long as you can remember.
Studies had shown that office chatter by talkative employees has emerged as the biggest distraction at work. Worse thanpornographic web surfing, smoking breaks and er….**office romance ( **which I may / might had or is accounted for).
I believe that every single company you worked in faces the same situation. If there’s one company that guarantees you absolute 0% office politics, that company is lying.
It’s sickening enough to get up from bed early in the morning to know that you are in for another day of un-appreciated office gossips and rumors and I am swollen with pride to admit that I’ve been caught in awkward situations that require me to choose sides.
That is certainly not something that I enjoy doing.
Anyways, today I am going to share about the lady who’s in her 40’s who constantly bombards me with her tittle-tattle about each and every ones wrong doing or sort of.
Fresh from dying her hair sparkling red since the beginning of this Chinese New Year, she has rose from some unknown to super stardom in this office. The mere mention of her name sends chills to everyone’s spine. It really is that bad.
I used to like her as a colleague for her irrational sudden outburst but then I kinda got bored of it and her continuous harassing of other people’s privacy is leaving a sour note.
She would often get into a fight over small matters; Most of the time due to jealousy over food? LV bags? Perfumes? Branded goods? Parking Lots? Salaries? Paychecks? Phone calls and Oh, the way other ladies dressed just to name a few.
I do not know what other things / creatures that DOES NOT ticks her off at this moment of time. Psychiatrist Hello? Anyone??
Just recently, she got into a very huge quarrel with one of our fellow colleagues over a car ride to a hotel. We were supposed to be attending a short talk at this hotel and we decided the most economical way of going is via a car pool.
She totally bought the idea of a carpool but however was not impressed with a certain passenger onboard due to the earlier disagreement over some insignificant matter. Over a parking space if my memory does not fail me.
So it started with a phone call with both ended up yelling profanities at each other ( in the office ). Luckily there were no fists coming out from them but a hell lot of saliva was spewed out.
Coming to think about it, I think it’s hilarious for both ladies who had reach their 40’s still bickering over a 6 x 6 parking lot.
None of them wanted to parked at the much sought after parking lot ever since. I do not know why but I eventually had the last laugh and ended up slotting my vehicle there.
Well, I just can’t comprehend why certain people tend to get so riled up over tiny matters. All this backbiting is just laughable. Oh and I decided not to mentioned about the red haired parrot throwing a tantrum over what she thought that she was not given a fair share of a birthday cake a few days back.
Some people are just simply amazing.
I think I am starting to have this immunity towards ladies who constantly gossip and nags. Thanks to Miss 40 years old here and there.
I have extremely talkative colleagues. They tend to talk and talk and talk to you about everything that is under the damn roof for as long as you can remember.
Studies had shown that office chatter by talkative employees has emerged as the biggest distraction at work. Worse than
I believe that every single company you worked in faces the same situation. If there’s one company that guarantees you absolute 0% office politics, that company is lying.
It’s sickening enough to get up from bed early in the morning to know that you are in for another day of un-appreciated office gossips and rumors and I am swollen with pride to admit that I’ve been caught in awkward situations that require me to choose sides.
That is certainly not something that I enjoy doing.
Anyways, today I am going to share about the lady who’s in her 40’s who constantly bombards me with her tittle-tattle about each and every ones wrong doing or sort of.
Fresh from dying her hair sparkling red since the beginning of this Chinese New Year, she has rose from some unknown to super stardom in this office. The mere mention of her name sends chills to everyone’s spine. It really is that bad.
I used to like her as a colleague for her irrational sudden outburst but then I kinda got bored of it and her continuous harassing of other people’s privacy is leaving a sour note.
She would often get into a fight over small matters; Most of the time due to jealousy over food? LV bags? Perfumes? Branded goods? Parking Lots? Salaries? Paychecks? Phone calls and Oh, the way other ladies dressed just to name a few.
I do not know what other things / creatures that DOES NOT ticks her off at this moment of time. Psychiatrist Hello? Anyone??
Just recently, she got into a very huge quarrel with one of our fellow colleagues over a car ride to a hotel. We were supposed to be attending a short talk at this hotel and we decided the most economical way of going is via a car pool.
She totally bought the idea of a carpool but however was not impressed with a certain passenger onboard due to the earlier disagreement over some insignificant matter. Over a parking space if my memory does not fail me.
So it started with a phone call with both ended up yelling profanities at each other ( in the office ). Luckily there were no fists coming out from them but a hell lot of saliva was spewed out.
Coming to think about it, I think it’s hilarious for both ladies who had reach their 40’s still bickering over a 6 x 6 parking lot.
None of them wanted to parked at the much sought after parking lot ever since. I do not know why but I eventually had the last laugh and ended up slotting my vehicle there.
Well, I just can’t comprehend why certain people tend to get so riled up over tiny matters. All this backbiting is just laughable. Oh and I decided not to mentioned about the red haired parrot throwing a tantrum over what she thought that she was not given a fair share of a birthday cake a few days back.
Some people are just simply amazing.
I think I am starting to have this immunity towards ladies who constantly gossip and nags. Thanks to Miss 40 years old here and there.
Sunday, December 20, 2009
Happy 26th Birthday Myself !!!
It’s official as of today, I am 26.
Happy Birthday to me.
This year’s celebration has been toned down DRASTICALLY compared to the last few years.
The birthday well wishes have not even reach double figures yet and it’s already reaching lunch time. How disappointing. (shakes head)
Maybe I could take solace from the fact that my friend’s are unable to reach me because i’ve changed my phone numbers quite frequently.
Nonetheless I did received birthday presents and a few additional wedding invitation from my ex classmates and I thought I was the one who should be receiving gifts during my birthday rather than giving out?
To top it off, 1 of my friend whom we have lost contact light years ago seems to remember me the very moment he sat down contemplating who to fill in the leftover seats. How considerate..
Well, I really missed the good ol’ times where excitement filled the air, laughters and cheers came in abundance during my birthday bash the past few years.
Alcoholic beverages were in full flow, X chromosomes were gyrating along the beat, Confettis were thrown from left to right. Firecrackers, Pool parties, Bikinis, Ky jellies ( cough ) and all that. Dang! But that’s the past.
Anyways let bygones be bygones. So, I am hoping to have a rather memorable 2010 rather than another lackluster 2009. Fingers crossed.
This year is worth remembering for all the wrong reasons. Of course, there were a few good ones to be fair. I learnt a lot as a person and I feel that there’s always room for improvement in myself.
I wish everyone a happy new year ( just in case I didn’t get to update my blog on time ). And of course a short note - spend it with your love ones. J
Happy Birthday to me.
This year’s celebration has been toned down DRASTICALLY compared to the last few years.
The birthday well wishes have not even reach double figures yet and it’s already reaching lunch time. How disappointing. (shakes head)
Maybe I could take solace from the fact that my friend’s are unable to reach me because i’ve changed my phone numbers quite frequently.
Nonetheless I did received birthday presents and a few additional wedding invitation from my ex classmates and I thought I was the one who should be receiving gifts during my birthday rather than giving out?
To top it off, 1 of my friend whom we have lost contact light years ago seems to remember me the very moment he sat down contemplating who to fill in the leftover seats. How considerate..
Well, I really missed the good ol’ times where excitement filled the air, laughters and cheers came in abundance during my birthday bash the past few years.
Alcoholic beverages were in full flow, X chromosomes were gyrating along the beat, Confettis were thrown from left to right. Firecrackers, Pool parties, Bikinis, Ky jellies ( cough ) and all that. Dang! But that’s the past.
Anyways let bygones be bygones. So, I am hoping to have a rather memorable 2010 rather than another lackluster 2009. Fingers crossed.
This year is worth remembering for all the wrong reasons. Of course, there were a few good ones to be fair. I learnt a lot as a person and I feel that there’s always room for improvement in myself.
I wish everyone a happy new year ( just in case I didn’t get to update my blog on time ). And of course a short note - spend it with your love ones. J
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
If you only knew
If you only knew
If you only knew,
Your smile, is the beginning of my heartbeat,
Will you slowly let our memories fade?
If I ceased to tell you how I felt, back when we first met.
If you only knew,
Your eyes, is the caused of my tears,
Will you ever admit, it has suffered all these years?
But letting you go takes forever, as it has been my biggest fear.
If you only knew,
Your heartbeat is the reason that I’m alive.
Will you ever know, it has merged into a beautiful rhythm in my life?
But if you chose to go, then will all these be worthwhile?
Of all these, Maybe you already knew,
Your scent, is the only part I could ever have,
Your smile, is at the only place where memories are kept,
And your heartbeat shall forever beat (for me) a distance away.
By: Adam K.
( 18.11.09 )
This was written for those who knew but refused to accept things as it is. It's been a long while since i wrote something like this. In other words, i am trying to sharpen up my writing skills...again. LOL
If you only knew,
Your smile, is the beginning of my heartbeat,
Will you slowly let our memories fade?
If I ceased to tell you how I felt, back when we first met.
If you only knew,
Your eyes, is the caused of my tears,
Will you ever admit, it has suffered all these years?
But letting you go takes forever, as it has been my biggest fear.
If you only knew,
Your heartbeat is the reason that I’m alive.
Will you ever know, it has merged into a beautiful rhythm in my life?
But if you chose to go, then will all these be worthwhile?
Of all these, Maybe you already knew,
Your scent, is the only part I could ever have,
Your smile, is at the only place where memories are kept,
And your heartbeat shall forever beat (for me) a distance away.
By: Adam K.
( 18.11.09 )
This was written for those who knew but refused to accept things as it is. It's been a long while since i wrote something like this. In other words, i am trying to sharpen up my writing skills...again. LOL
Sunday, October 25, 2009
Bad Working Environment - The Old Lady
I've been fixating my ass in this cubicle for the past 15 months.
I gotta be honest, it is killing me. Slowly....
This place is emitting bad vibes. Seriously. * I had been losing my bets since the beginning of the year.
There are too many female workers around and THAT is a problem.
I wish to remind everyone that i am not being prejudice towards anyone or any kind of ladies but then again something just doesn’t seem right at all.
While others would give up an arm or a leg to be in my shoes, i on the other hand would give up my all if it means getting out of this sickening place.
Before i further digress, let me share with you about the little problems that i am facing currently. The tiny ones;
The Old Lady:
The young lady who used to sit in front of me has left to pastures new and her replacement is another lady who is nearing her 50's. That digit alone is causing much concern to me.
The alarm bells started to ring a fortnight ago when she refused to accept my kind gesture in offering her a bite-size piece of moon cake and knowing myself well, i do not take rejection lightly, what more to say in front of my colleagues.
Did i also forget about her reluctance in offering words of appreciation?? Not at all.
I guess i’ll never know and get to grips with the real reason behind her refusal towards my goodwill gesture but I hope it has nothing to do with medical issues such as diabetes because I am fully aware of how moon cakes are so sweet and rich in sugar… in nature.
This whole saga troubled me to a certain extent that i started to doubt my abilities in communicating with the ( old ) much matured ladies. I had sleepless nights resulting from it, i started to lose my appetite ever since and i even had visions of myself being rejected as I tried to fit in with the ladies, over and over and over again.
I was unable to cope with the rejection. It affected my work performance and it certainly made matters worse as I had to deal with another extremely demanding girl friend at home. My world literally crumbled upon me in a blink of an eye. It came to a point where I contemplated on volunteering myself to be sent into isolation, registering myself into one of the nearest psychiatric wards to recuperate, to stay clear from being hurt and vice versa.
Anyway, I’m known to exaggerate matters beyond description. So, just in case my relatives or friends who happen to read this thinks that I am starting to lose myself, I assure you that I am not.
So after her initial rejection towards the moon cake ( I know it’s a small deal ) , I embarrassingly admit that I went to my friends for answers & guidance because basically, the only ones who could think out of the box and to see things through all ridiculously impossible angles and perspectives are them.
You see, from what i “heard” from my friends is that if you meet ladies with serious issues, it’s either they did not received some the night before, or they are surprisingly a virgin – An Old One. I said i “heard” but I do not know if it is the truth, but this particular lady who earlier refused my kind gesture are displaying the sort of attitude, behavior and characteristics which my friends were talking about all this while.
I guess I’ll just say that this myth is plausible.
I gotta be honest, it is killing me. Slowly....
This place is emitting bad vibes. Seriously. * I had been losing my bets since the beginning of the year.
There are too many female workers around and THAT is a problem.
I wish to remind everyone that i am not being prejudice towards anyone or any kind of ladies but then again something just doesn’t seem right at all.
While others would give up an arm or a leg to be in my shoes, i on the other hand would give up my all if it means getting out of this sickening place.
Before i further digress, let me share with you about the little problems that i am facing currently. The tiny ones;
The Old Lady:
The young lady who used to sit in front of me has left to pastures new and her replacement is another lady who is nearing her 50's. That digit alone is causing much concern to me.
The alarm bells started to ring a fortnight ago when she refused to accept my kind gesture in offering her a bite-size piece of moon cake and knowing myself well, i do not take rejection lightly, what more to say in front of my colleagues.
Did i also forget about her reluctance in offering words of appreciation?? Not at all.
I guess i’ll never know and get to grips with the real reason behind her refusal towards my goodwill gesture but I hope it has nothing to do with medical issues such as diabetes because I am fully aware of how moon cakes are so sweet and rich in sugar… in nature.
This whole saga troubled me to a certain extent that i started to doubt my abilities in communicating with the ( old ) much matured ladies. I had sleepless nights resulting from it, i started to lose my appetite ever since and i even had visions of myself being rejected as I tried to fit in with the ladies, over and over and over again.
I was unable to cope with the rejection. It affected my work performance and it certainly made matters worse as I had to deal with another extremely demanding girl friend at home. My world literally crumbled upon me in a blink of an eye. It came to a point where I contemplated on volunteering myself to be sent into isolation, registering myself into one of the nearest psychiatric wards to recuperate, to stay clear from being hurt and vice versa.
Anyway, I’m known to exaggerate matters beyond description. So, just in case my relatives or friends who happen to read this thinks that I am starting to lose myself, I assure you that I am not.
So after her initial rejection towards the moon cake ( I know it’s a small deal ) , I embarrassingly admit that I went to my friends for answers & guidance because basically, the only ones who could think out of the box and to see things through all ridiculously impossible angles and perspectives are them.
You see, from what i “heard” from my friends is that if you meet ladies with serious issues, it’s either they did not received some the night before, or they are surprisingly a virgin – An Old One. I said i “heard” but I do not know if it is the truth, but this particular lady who earlier refused my kind gesture are displaying the sort of attitude, behavior and characteristics which my friends were talking about all this while.
I guess I’ll just say that this myth is plausible.
Friday, May 22, 2009
Perv in the office
Everyone's walking pass me in slow mo. Times ticking much slower than usual. I guess it's the sheer lackluster that's infesting this whole damn office and my colleagues.
I just realized that one of this prominent decision-maker in my office is kind of a perv. You're not gonna trick me into telling you. Not so fast yet.
His much questionable attitudes towards males is very much in the spotlight now.
I just realized that one of this prominent decision-maker in my office is kind of a perv. You're not gonna trick me into telling you. Not so fast yet.
His much questionable attitudes towards males is very much in the spotlight now.
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
New Colleague
There's a new colleague in office. It's a she. She told some of the office girls i looked familiar to her. What are her intentions of doing so. I am leaving this for everyone to ponder.
Baby, are there any good jobs out there?
Okay. Just in case any good samaritans readers who happens to drop by decides to lend me a hand, i SERIOUSLY am looking for a new job, better, a new career path.
The reason i am writing this out is of cause, i need a better pay and a new challenge.
Anyone with good advice on how to deal with my situation is very much appreciated.
Sincerely,
Adam Kuek
Text me @ 014 687 9316
The reason i am writing this out is of cause, i need a better pay and a new challenge.
Anyone with good advice on how to deal with my situation is very much appreciated.
Sincerely,
Adam Kuek
Text me @ 014 687 9316
Tuesday, May 05, 2009
Please Help Your Furry Friends
Isn't this typical behaviour of Malaysians? When there is no longer any need of us they just discard you..
About 300 stray dogs were rounded up by Pulau Ketam residents and deported to an isolated island to fend for themselves.Over half of them are already dead and the remaining ones may not live long. A rescue mission is being mounted and your help is needed.
If you have a heart, please help by going through http://www.mycen.com.my/rescue .
To donate or help, e-mail TV Smith at tvsmith@mycen.com.my or Sabrina Yeap at yeapwen@yahoo.com.
About 300 stray dogs were rounded up by Pulau Ketam residents and deported to an isolated island to fend for themselves.Over half of them are already dead and the remaining ones may not live long. A rescue mission is being mounted and your help is needed.
If you have a heart, please help by going through http://www.mycen.com.my/rescue .
To donate or help, e-mail TV Smith at tvsmith@mycen.com.my or Sabrina Yeap at yeapwen@yahoo.com.
Friday, April 10, 2009
Like a leopard that never loses it's spots
Drowning with all the thoughts of feeling lost,
How would life passed me by,
Will you eventually see me as yours,
Or a reflection of the person that used to be in your life.
-adamkuek-11-04-09
How would life passed me by,
Will you eventually see me as yours,
Or a reflection of the person that used to be in your life.
-adamkuek-11-04-09
Friday, March 13, 2009
That gentle pat..
What do you do when your boss gives you that very odd and gentle pat on the back?
Yes, this morning as i was tidying up some of my worklots, he came fromthe rear behind, laid his 70++ hands on my right shoulder and grin cheesily at me.
For once, i was totally lost as to what it ( the lascivious look ) really meant, as he is not known to be one 0f those very approachable type.
So, i was taken back by his rather sneaky approach that i hastily asked about what he was doing. To my relieve, he was actually bringing in some of his relative's home grown banana's for my colleagues.
As i was unable to hold my own after receiving one of his so-called power pat that i unknowingly ask were the banana's his, of course in a very subtle manner.
Hell, the banana's certainly looked ripe and elongated. Much like how a male's reproductive system is. Somehow that question got my boss in stiches.
I am taking a wild shot that he was thinking about probably something which i was thinking as well. By the way, despite that rude awakening, i was delighted that each & every part of my bodily appendages stayed intact , for now.
You never know what might happen when a much older & lonely guy meets a rather younger and energetic guy like me. You go figure.
Yes, this morning as i was tidying up some of my worklots, he came from
For once, i was totally lost as to what it ( the lascivious look ) really meant, as he is not known to be one 0f those very approachable type.
So, i was taken back by his rather sneaky approach that i hastily asked about what he was doing. To my relieve, he was actually bringing in some of his relative's home grown banana's for my colleagues.
As i was unable to hold my own after receiving one of his so-called power pat that i unknowingly ask were the banana's his, of course in a very subtle manner.
Hell, the banana's certainly looked ripe and elongated. Much like how a male's reproductive system is. Somehow that question got my boss in stiches.
I am taking a wild shot that he was thinking about probably something which i was thinking as well. By the way, despite that rude awakening, i was delighted that each & every part of my bodily appendages stayed intact , for now.
You never know what might happen when a much older & lonely guy meets a rather younger and energetic guy like me. You go figure.
Monday, March 09, 2009
If you were my friend..
" you're losing each of every friends you have slowly ... but surely. "
Oh, i just can recall vividly how the words were uttered through that sweet and luscious lips of yours my friend. But i have to admit, for some reason , that very reminder of yours keeps lingering at the back of my head no matter how much i try to shove it out.
Now, you got me thinking if it was true that i am losing my friends just because i spend less time on them laughing, drinking and clubbing til the wee hours then so be it. I will just make do with those who truly "understands" , than rather criticise.
What astounds me more is that you, my friend, who is culpable of fault-finding, backstabbing, degrading others at freewill for your own sake and has this overwhelming gift of self admiration of oneself could even advice me on how and what i should and should not do in maintaining a friendship, something which you had failed miserably.
It amazes me to no end of your cowardice which is well known, and of how you preach to every ladies out there of your personal attributes which you generously sprinkled onto yourselve throughout the years somehow had the fortitude to stand in front of me and counsel me.
I am not interested in your so-called "A True Friends Honest Advice" considering you had been secretly hiding behind that veil while smearing my good name all these years you narcissistic fuck.
You are just like that two-faced scoundrel from Batman.
I am not angry with you, I pity you, my fiend.
Oh, i just can recall vividly how the words were uttered through that sweet and luscious lips of yours my friend. But i have to admit, for some reason , that very reminder of yours keeps lingering at the back of my head no matter how much i try to shove it out.
Now, you got me thinking if it was true that i am losing my friends just because i spend less time on them laughing, drinking and clubbing til the wee hours then so be it. I will just make do with those who truly "understands" , than rather criticise.
What astounds me more is that you, my friend, who is culpable of fault-finding, backstabbing, degrading others at freewill for your own sake and has this overwhelming gift of self admiration of oneself could even advice me on how and what i should and should not do in maintaining a friendship, something which you had failed miserably.
It amazes me to no end of your cowardice which is well known, and of how you preach to every ladies out there of your personal attributes which you generously sprinkled onto yourselve throughout the years somehow had the fortitude to stand in front of me and counsel me.
I am not interested in your so-called "A True Friends Honest Advice" considering you had been secretly hiding behind that veil while smearing my good name all these years you narcissistic fuck.
You are just like that two-faced scoundrel from Batman.
I am not angry with you, I pity you, my fiend.
Sunday, February 22, 2009
Trimming the lawn...
I am totally aware that i don't write alot ever since i got myself entangled in a massive web of girl-guy relationship.
I am getting rusty with my ideas and the fact that i have to spend most of my time patronising that someone means i have even less time to log onto my hot chick hook-up sites for extra corricular activities.
Even football training sessions had been monitored and sort-of controlled by that somebody significantly. Theexcuse reason : To prevent me, from getting injured, and injuring others in the process. ( which i really doubt was the main reason in stopping me from attending future football sessions )
Even though i appreciate the concerns regarding on my well-being but then again, i can't see the rationale of having an hour or so off for my football which might hamper / jeopardise the relationship that she currently enjoys.
What can i do then when i am bored. I have yet to be totally deprived off my favourite sport but then again, i wont count out the possibility of it in the near distant future. What other fun things could i do to stimulate myself besides trimming my own pubes , as what my friend had earlier advised me to do which i am having some reservations on. Thanks Aaron for your advice by the way.
I will keep that in mind , hopefully not, i hope.
I am getting rusty with my ideas and the fact that i have to spend most of my time patronising that someone means i have even less time to log onto my hot chick hook-up sites for extra corricular activities.
Even football training sessions had been monitored and sort-of controlled by that somebody significantly. The
Even though i appreciate the concerns regarding on my well-being but then again, i can't see the rationale of having an hour or so off for my football which might hamper / jeopardise the relationship that she currently enjoys.
What can i do then when i am bored. I have yet to be totally deprived off my favourite sport but then again, i wont count out the possibility of it in the near distant future. What other fun things could i do to stimulate myself besides trimming my own pubes , as what my friend had earlier advised me to do which i am having some reservations on. Thanks Aaron for your advice by the way.
I will keep that in mind , hopefully not, i hope.
Friday, January 09, 2009
Backstabbing in the office
It has been ages since i started writing about events which are totally random and i am learning...
I arrived in office this morning to have the wonderful pleasant surprise of my HR manager / exec and whatever you put it to be standing beside me with that huge grin that touches both side of his cheeks.
The thoughts of more salary increment totally evaporated into thin air as he mentioned something about my quite occasional late arrival into office did not bode well with some of the much inferior colleagues of mine.
I was backstabbed by one of my colleagues and for this term, we normally call it as negative office politics. Heck, how would they be any positive office politics by the way and my back is HURTING from the constant thrust that this male hog is giving me.
I do not blame him for his misdeeds but somehow i really UNDERSTAND and symphatize him. I get royal treatments everywhere. He does not. I sweat perfumes all day. He does not. I look good having flu. He does not. Of cause, this are part of the many reasons why he secretly hates me and to tell you the truth, i am beginning to find this rather annoying.
I would probably had gone all riled up if i was the person i used to be back in the 90's. Times changes everything as the saying goes. But now, i'll just let it slip like nothing ever happened.
Oh by the way, SCREW YOU for backstabbing me!!
On another note, to my office guys who constantly visits the toilet, please ensure you aim properly when answering the call of nature. I do not want to have urine stains on my shoes whenever i have other more important matters to attend to while in it.
Thanks in advance.
I arrived in office this morning to have the wonderful pleasant surprise of my HR manager / exec and whatever you put it to be standing beside me with that huge grin that touches both side of his cheeks.
The thoughts of more salary increment totally evaporated into thin air as he mentioned something about my quite occasional late arrival into office did not bode well with some of the much inferior colleagues of mine.
I was backstabbed by one of my colleagues and for this term, we normally call it as negative office politics. Heck, how would they be any positive office politics by the way and my back is HURTING from the constant thrust that this male hog is giving me.
I do not blame him for his misdeeds but somehow i really UNDERSTAND and symphatize him. I get royal treatments everywhere. He does not. I sweat perfumes all day. He does not. I look good having flu. He does not. Of cause, this are part of the many reasons why he secretly hates me and to tell you the truth, i am beginning to find this rather annoying.
I would probably had gone all riled up if i was the person i used to be back in the 90's. Times changes everything as the saying goes. But now, i'll just let it slip like nothing ever happened.
Oh by the way, SCREW YOU for backstabbing me!!
On another note, to my office guys who constantly visits the toilet, please ensure you aim properly when answering the call of nature. I do not want to have urine stains on my shoes whenever i have other more important matters to attend to while in it.
Thanks in advance.
Sunday, December 14, 2008
Final Union 2008 - 2009
Greetings everyone. Yes, i know , i know. Maybe i would reserve the many
Not those "bodily appendages" type of balls you sick jerks. It's those balls which i famously kick with my mates. Before i go further, i would like to aplogise to everyone for the poor quality of my articles as i've NOT been writing for quite some time.
By the way, the hunger for success has kept me solely and fully focus on winning some silverwares this year and perhaps only God knows what "other" silverwares and trophies i had won apart from soccer. I won't be revealing you the details, but i am sure you would find out soon.
I guess not many were quite happy with our team retaining what we won the year before. The empty seated stadium serves as a testament to it. We also forked out quite an amount from our own pockets to get a few VIPS to have them present us with the trophy. Ok well, i lied about the last part.
Anyways, our team , professionally known as Final Union and personnally known by everyone as " The Jackasses " has seen much improvement over the years in terms of the quality of football we play, our reputation and also with the healthy introduction of new members every year. On top of that, we have been sponsored by a few groups which includes Masara Sdn Bhd, 2020 Cafe and most recently Balcony.
For me, it indeed was a great 2008 football wise. I guess it would be an even exciting 2009 come next February. Before 2008 ends, i would like to thank
Monday, October 06, 2008
Happy Garden
A thousand apologies for my lack of updates and drive to write. This was down to "certain" factors and reasons which i deem inappropriate to review at the moment. Okay, right ever since the Mandy K incidence, i tried to not make her feel bad for what happened so i kinda tweak my breakfast destination a little. Here goes HAPPY GARDEN .
Happy Garden is located a stone throws from my office. It is basically a cafe where theres no little chicks would go. Seriously. I can't even recall once a cute little girl dining there. By the way, that's not the point. I was introduced to this cafe few months back by my colleagues and it's whereabouts? Krokop 10.
Happy Garden boasts a repertoire of delicacies. Hence, the reason why i continue to patronize that very place apart from trying to be happy. The best thing about Happy Garden would definitely be it's fried kueh tiaw and it could probably go down as the only stall which has i's fried kueh tiaw FRIED while in a sitting position.
I normally opt for the al fresco feel because of the humid surroundings inside the cafe. Al fresco.. this cracks me up whenever i mention it.
Lame jokes apart, this is the flagship fried kueh tiaw by sir-sit&cook . I prefer it to be fried with hot chilli as it certainly opens up my appetite in the morning. That old chap fries really good kueh tiaw and theres generous amount of ingredients dumped into it as well.
Just look at how delicious and so vibrant the kueh tiaw looks. It made me felt dizzy too after consuming it just because of it's richness. LOL. Kueh Tiaw lovers should give this place a try!! It's on my recommendation!
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