Happy New Year 2011

I would like to wish everyone who so happens to drop by my blog a happy happy new year 2011!!! It may be a full 13 days after new years but who gives a shit right?

May your new year be filled with joyous occassions and happy memories and of cause, to those pretty single ladies out there, do drop me a text msg. 010 409 8898.

I am currently on a hunt for a companion to accompany me through out Chinese New Year. You never know how lonely one can get around those times.

I assure you it's a one off offer and it will be on a first come first serve basis.

Interested chicks who are desperate and dying to be not-single during that time, and who wants a bit of fun and laughter, please consider texting. No harm done.

Stay pretty and healthy.

Love,

Adam K.

Pregnant Ladies Craving

Cock-Meat Rice is the new craving!!!

I just overheard something which I deemed worth sharing.

My friend has a friend whose wife is currently in her pregnancy stage. So, there’s a time where they would be craving for all sorts of food. Spicy , Sour and etc.

This friend of mine told me that she has this weird preference for rice that has the scent of her husband’s reproductive system.

I am traumatized by this. No words could best describe how I feel right now.

As of dinner tonight, her husband will be rubbing his family crown jewels and golden scepter with warm rice.

How REPULSIVE!!!

I never knew there’s such a craving?

Pregnant ladies. Please enlightened me a bit here. What is your craving?

Bad Working Environment - Session 2

Bad Working Environment – The Chatterbox


I have extremely talkative colleagues. They tend to talk and talk and talk to you about everything that is under the damn roof for as long as you can remember.

Studies had shown that office chatter by talkative employees has emerged as the biggest distraction at work. Worse than pornographic web surfing, smoking breaks and er….**office romance ( **which I may / might had or is accounted for).

I believe that every single company you worked in faces the same situation. If there’s one company that guarantees you absolute 0% office politics, that company is lying.

It’s sickening enough to get up from bed early in the morning to know that you are in for another day of un-appreciated office gossips and rumors and I am swollen with pride to admit that I’ve been caught in awkward situations that require me to choose sides.

That is certainly not something that I enjoy doing.

Anyways, today I am going to share about the lady who’s in her 40’s who constantly bombards me with her tittle-tattle about each and every ones wrong doing or sort of.

Fresh from dying her hair sparkling red since the beginning of this Chinese New Year, she has rose from some unknown to super stardom in this office. The mere mention of her name sends chills to everyone’s spine. It really is that bad.

I used to like her as a colleague for her irrational sudden outburst but then I kinda got bored of it and her continuous harassing of other people’s privacy is leaving a sour note.

She would often get into a fight over small matters; Most of the time due to jealousy over food? LV bags? Perfumes? Branded goods? Parking Lots? Salaries? Paychecks? Phone calls and Oh, the way other ladies dressed just to name a few.

I do not know what other things / creatures that DOES NOT ticks her off at this moment of time. Psychiatrist Hello? Anyone??

Just recently, she got into a very huge quarrel with one of our fellow colleagues over a car ride to a hotel. We were supposed to be attending a short talk at this hotel and we decided the most economical way of going is via a car pool.

She totally bought the idea of a carpool but however was not impressed with a certain passenger onboard due to the earlier disagreement over some insignificant matter. Over a parking space if my memory does not fail me.

So it started with a phone call with both ended up yelling profanities at each other ( in the office ). Luckily there were no fists coming out from them but a hell lot of saliva was spewed out.

Coming to think about it, I think it’s hilarious for both ladies who had reach their 40’s still bickering over a 6 x 6 parking lot.

None of them wanted to parked at the much sought after parking lot ever since. I do not know why but I eventually had the last laugh and ended up slotting my vehicle there.

Well, I just can’t comprehend why certain people tend to get so riled up over tiny matters. All this backbiting is just laughable. Oh and I decided not to mentioned about the red haired parrot throwing a tantrum over what she thought that she was not given a fair share of a birthday cake a few days back.

Some people are just simply amazing.

I think I am starting to have this immunity towards ladies who constantly gossip and nags. Thanks to Miss 40 years old here and there.

Happy 26th Birthday Myself !!!

It’s official as of today, I am 26.

Happy Birthday to me.

This year’s celebration has been toned down DRASTICALLY compared to the last few years.

The birthday well wishes have not even reach double figures yet and it’s already reaching lunch time. How disappointing. (shakes head)

Maybe I could take solace from the fact that my friend’s are unable to reach me because i’ve changed my phone numbers quite frequently.

Nonetheless I did received birthday presents and a few additional wedding invitation from my ex classmates and I thought I was the one who should be receiving gifts during my birthday rather than giving out?

To top it off, 1 of my friend whom we have lost contact light years ago seems to remember me the very moment he sat down contemplating who to fill in the leftover seats. How considerate..

Well, I really missed the good ol’ times where excitement filled the air, laughters and cheers came in abundance during my birthday bash the past few years.

Alcoholic beverages were in full flow, X chromosomes were gyrating along the beat, Confettis were thrown from left to right. Firecrackers, Pool parties, Bikinis, Ky jellies ( cough ) and all that. Dang! But that’s the past.

Anyways let bygones be bygones. So, I am hoping to have a rather memorable 2010 rather than another lackluster 2009. Fingers crossed.

This year is worth remembering for all the wrong reasons. Of course, there were a few good ones to be fair. I learnt a lot as a person and I feel that there’s always room for improvement in myself.

I wish everyone a happy new year ( just in case I didn’t get to update my blog on time ). And of course a short note - spend it with your love ones. J

Bad Working Environment - The Old Lady

I've been fixating my ass in this cubicle for the past 15 months.

I gotta be honest, it is killing me. Slowly....

This place is emitting bad vibes. Seriously. * I had been losing my bets since the beginning of the year.

There are too many female workers around and THAT is a problem.

I wish to remind everyone that i am not being prejudice towards anyone or any kind of ladies but then again something just doesn’t seem right at all.

While others would give up an arm or a leg to be in my shoes, i on the other hand would give up my all if it means getting out of this sickening place.

Before i further digress, let me share with you about the little problems that i am facing currently. The tiny ones;


The Old Lady:
The young lady who used to sit in front of me has left to pastures new and her replacement is another lady who is nearing her 50's. That digit alone is causing much concern to me.
The alarm bells started to ring a fortnight ago when she refused to accept my kind gesture in offering her a bite-size piece of moon cake and knowing myself well, i do not take rejection lightly, what more to say in front of my colleagues.
Did i also forget about her reluctance in offering words of appreciation?? Not at all.

I guess i’ll never know and get to grips with the real reason behind her refusal towards my goodwill gesture but I hope it has nothing to do with medical issues such as diabetes because I am fully aware of how moon cakes are so sweet and rich in sugar… in nature.

This whole saga troubled me to a certain extent that i started to doubt my abilities in communicating with the ( old ) much matured ladies. I had sleepless nights resulting from it, i started to lose my appetite ever since and i even had visions of myself being rejected as I tried to fit in with the ladies, over and over and over again.

I was unable to cope with the rejection. It affected my work performance and it certainly made matters worse as I had to deal with another extremely demanding girl friend at home. My world literally crumbled upon me in a blink of an eye. It came to a point where I contemplated on volunteering myself to be sent into isolation, registering myself into one of the nearest psychiatric wards to recuperate, to stay clear from being hurt and vice versa.

Anyway, I’m known to exaggerate matters beyond description. So, just in case my relatives or friends who happen to read this thinks that I am starting to lose myself, I assure you that I am not.

So after her initial rejection towards the moon cake ( I know it’s a small deal ) , I embarrassingly admit that I went to my friends for answers & guidance because basically, the only ones who could think out of the box and to see things through all ridiculously impossible angles and perspectives are them.

You see, from what i “heard” from my friends is that if you meet ladies with serious issues, it’s either they did not received some the night before, or they are surprisingly a virgin – An Old One. I said i “heard” but I do not know if it is the truth, but this particular lady who earlier refused my kind gesture are displaying the sort of attitude, behavior and characteristics which my friends were talking about all this while.

I guess I’ll just say that this myth is plausible.

Perv in the office

Everyone's walking pass me in slow mo. Times ticking much slower than usual. I guess it's the sheer lackluster that's infesting this whole damn office and my colleagues.

I just realized that one of this prominent decision-maker in my office is kind of a perv. You're not gonna trick me into telling you. Not so fast yet.

His much questionable attitudes towards males is very much in the spotlight now.

New Colleague

There's a new colleague in office. It's a she. She told some of the office girls i looked familiar to her. What are her intentions of doing so. I am leaving this for everyone to ponder.

That gentle pat..

What do you do when your boss gives you that very odd and gentle pat on the back?

Yes, this morning as i was tidying up some of my worklots, he came from the rear behind, laid his 70++ hands on my right shoulder and grin cheesily at me.

For once, i was totally lost as to what it ( the lascivious look ) really meant, as he is not known to be one 0f those very approachable type.

So, i was taken back by his rather sneaky approach that i hastily asked about what he was doing. To my relieve, he was actually bringing in some of his relative's home grown banana's for my colleagues.

As i was unable to hold my own after receiving one of his so-called power pat that i unknowingly ask were the banana's his, of course in a very subtle manner.

Hell, the banana's certainly looked ripe and elongated. Much like how a male's reproductive system is. Somehow that question got my boss in stiches.

I am taking a wild shot that he was thinking about probably something which i was thinking as well. By the way, despite that rude awakening, i was delighted that each & every part of my bodily appendages stayed intact , for now.

You never know what might happen when a much older & lonely guy meets a rather younger and energetic guy like me. You go figure.

If you were my friend..

" you're losing each of every friends you have slowly ... but surely. "

Oh, i just can recall vividly how the words were uttered through that sweet and luscious lips of yours my friend. But i have to admit, for some reason , that very reminder of yours keeps lingering at the back of my head no matter how much i try to shove it out.

Now, you got me thinking if it was true that i am losing my friends just because i spend less time on them laughing, drinking and clubbing til the wee hours then so be it. I will just make do with those who truly "understands" , than rather criticise.

What astounds me more is that you, my friend, who is culpable of fault-finding, backstabbing, degrading others at freewill for your own sake and has this overwhelming gift of self admiration of oneself could even advice me on how and what i should and should not do in maintaining a friendship, something which you had failed miserably.

It amazes me to no end of your cowardice which is well known, and of how you preach to every ladies out there of your personal attributes which you generously sprinkled onto yourselve throughout the years somehow had the fortitude to stand in front of me and counsel me.

I am not interested in your so-called "A True Friends Honest Advice" considering you had been secretly hiding behind that veil while smearing my good name all these years you narcissistic fuck.

You are just like that two-faced scoundrel from Batman.

I am not angry with you, I pity you, my fiend.

Backstabbing in the office

It has been ages since i started writing about events which are totally random and i am learning...



I arrived in office this morning to have the wonderful pleasant surprise of my HR manager / exec and whatever you put it to be standing beside me with that huge grin that touches both side of his cheeks.



The thoughts of more salary increment totally evaporated into thin air as he mentioned something about my quite occasional late arrival into office did not bode well with some of the much inferior colleagues of mine.



I was backstabbed by one of my colleagues and for this term, we normally call it as negative office politics. Heck, how would they be any positive office politics by the way and my back is HURTING from the constant thrust that this male hog is giving me.



I do not blame him for his misdeeds but somehow i really UNDERSTAND and symphatize him. I get royal treatments everywhere. He does not. I sweat perfumes all day. He does not. I look good having flu. He does not. Of cause, this are part of the many reasons why he secretly hates me and to tell you the truth, i am beginning to find this rather annoying.

I would probably had gone all riled up if i was the person i used to be back in the 90's. Times changes everything as the saying goes. But now, i'll just let it slip like nothing ever happened.

Oh by the way, SCREW YOU for backstabbing me!!

On another note, to my office guys who constantly visits the toilet, please ensure you aim properly when answering the call of nature. I do not want to have urine stains on my shoes whenever i have other more important matters to attend to while in it.

Thanks in advance.

Mysterious girl on friendster

Greetings everyone. It certainly has been a while writing down nonsense. So i am sure everyone is quite surprise with my latest post which features few carefully selected pictures of a girl posing with her handphone. As i was browsing through my friendster account on my WHO VIEWED ME section, i came across this presumably young and interesting girl, name withheld.





















As i've realized, most people nowadays do tend to take pictures of themselve via a handphone. They could be either doing V signs, or even the much notorious hand signals from 1 counting down to 10. Honestly, i do ocassionally do a camwhoring session of myself too, in the bathtub.





















I don't intend to flame this little fragile feline here, but then again, i find it amusing to have so many pictures posted on the net in such a way.





















I literally went through all her pics just to make sure she had every picture of herself posed that way. From the scale of 1 - 10 , i'll give her an easy 9.5 for creativity.





















There were times when i shudder at the phrase " we are all born creative " , but this recent event has certainly clear up any lingering doubts about it.





















And i took the time out from work and troubled my own ass off to post the pictures up for my own laughter.





















Wow check me out.





















Wow check me out.....





















Wow check me out again...........


Last but not least, i would like to apologize in advance should the person i just mentioned happens to be reading my web and happens to find it offending. Laugh out loud.

The Quiz

I had all the time in the world to go for this quiz. Seems like i did pretty well.

Your Seduction Style: Fantasy Lover

You know that ideal love that each of us dreams of from childhood? That's you! Not because you posess all of the ideal characteristics, but because you are a savvy shape shifter. You have the uncanny ability to detect someone's particular fantasy... and make it you. You inspire each person to be an idealist and passionate, and you make each moment memorable Even a simple coffee date with you can be the most romantic moment of someone's life By giving your date exactly what he or she desires, you quickly become the ideal lover. Your abilities to make dreams come true is so strong, that you are often the love of many people's lives. Your ex's (and even people you have simply met or been friends with) long to be yours. No doubt you are the one others have dreamed of... your biggest challenge is finding *your* dream lover.

What Kind of Seducer Are You?

The flower i met

I met a girl who makes me smile everytime i see her. Funny how she could easily make me smile everytime i think about her. She has that vibrant personality in her.

There's something about her that just makes me happy everytime i see her.

I found it hard to find the exact words to describe her. This world needs more people like her.

She's probably the first person i met that actually has that effect on me.

She''s honest and funny. I like funny people.

Week of randoms

This few days had not been as interesting as the few i had 2 months ago. Things had gradually slowed down. I thought it's supposed to be all fun-filled and laughters but funnily enough, it HAS NOT BEEN. I had buffet at a respective hotel during lunch for 2 days straight as the highlight of the week. Now, how boring can that get.

















Lately, all my friends are so engrossed in hair trimming that they even went haircut in groups. Seriously, how gay can they get. Anyway, I wanted to have a haircut sooner, but i just could not trust my personal hairstylist anymore. She promised that i would look different and more K-drama liked. She failed me. Miserably. Now i am contemplating on spending the next few days figuring the DIY haircut.

















Oh, this picture here makes me laugh at the sight of it. I came across this light-up signboard on my recent visit to Batu Niah. I wanted to show this to my friend back in Miri but i guess she's just too busy with herself everyday. Yeap, you guess it right, that's her name.

















As i've continuously stated about how dull my life has been. This is another of those dull, boring moments when i took a glass and somehow take pictures of my friend's face through it. It isn't funny at all. But i did laugh for few seconds though.

















Finally, as the week comes to a close, i remembered i took few really decent pictures of sunset along the beach. I found that it looks really nice and sophisticated. Talking about nice and sophisticated, i just persuaded a lady to go for modeling session. Although she might not really take my words for real, somehow i hope she does. I see potential in one and i seriously think she should try it out. Very Very Seriously.

I shook his hands

Today, i saw a guy who came out from the loo without washing his hands. I found out who he was the moment i shook his hand at the entrance after his wedding dinner.

Caught by plain cloth detectives

I am glad and proud to announce that i had been stopped by a group of plain cloth detectives yesterday evening while on the way for football training.

Nothing to worry about, it was just a routine check on suspected criminals.

Suspected criminals? I don't have any case going on and as far as i know, the only few cases that involves me are mostly taking ladies heart on loan. Alright, i do not want to sound like an ass but that's how i am most of the time. I know that you readers don't like it but you didnt have to report me to the cops right?

So, me and my dad was cruising down the highway at a meager speed of 40KM/H whilst listening to some redone version of some song entitled Goodbye My Love. In the midst of feeling the tunes and being emotionally and spiritually involved in the song, i saw a red coloured van with bunch of guys staring at me pointing with their cock-stern faces.

I was surprised.

Not that i had ever came across someone so daring trying to pull me of the road. I thought to myself, which jerk dares to insult my singing skills huh?

So, being the overly ( *notice how i use the word OVERLY? ) nice and designated driver that i am, i turn on the signals and proceed to have my vehicle parked at the side of the road for some interrogation or some little pep talk which awaits me.

The moment the guys ascended off their little joy ride, i straightaway knew they were detectives. It's easy to notice if a guy's a detective or not just by the way they dress. They will always have this little pouch or bag on. They would try every single ways to look like they are bad guys when they fail miserably in it.

So we did a few handshakes and my... their palms are so strong ..and hard... and tough and the thoughts of holding their hands makes me wet. Alright, i think i have gone too far.

We introduce ourselves and i got to know that they were not very pleased with my cars tints. They thought it's too dark. I agree with them it certainly is. lol.

It cracked them up. But theres one who aint amuse seeing his lower ranking officers being overly friendly towards me. Who doesn't? He took me by the side, ordered me to stripped of my tints right away.

I refused.

I told him that theres no way i would do it beside the highway. It's me ok? Stripping my dignity hurts me more than stripping my car tints beside the highway you idiots.

They aren't too smart after all compared to my fellow traffic policemen who rather spare the hassle and just settle a little of this incentive scheme which i NORMALLY refer to.

Sometimes we need to stand up for ourselves and in this case, i did myself justice. Theres no way, this buffed up fellow could intimidate me into doing something so embarrassing.

I argued that if they were in my shoes, will they do what's asked? Unbelievably they paused and thought about it and gave me the dumb look saying no?

In the end, they let me go with a warning, but i did stripped of my car tints the time i went back just to pleased my dad.

5 MUST HAVE things for Chunghua's Foodfair

Before i start making fun of this food fair event, let me be extremely honest with you. I was once a Chunghua student so don't go posting up shrewed comments that i'm bias or some lame-S shit bout me because i have that coming all my life. Period.


*I'm sorry, no pictures were taken so just bear with me for a lil while.


Yesterday, was another memorable day for the current Chung-huains but i could doubt that the ex students were impressed by the whole event. As a matter of fact. FUN wasn't the main theme, Enjoyment did not popped out, Surprises were barely seen, what more to say, the food was a disaster.

I went back home.... feeling rather down by how dull and boring the food fair was. It's the same every year after Me and my mates left school. I understand that it's bound to happen but never did i know it came so soon. * Cough.

Actually, IF only the people involved could just pay me a small sum for my smart suggestions, i guarantee that the whole food fair event would be a hit , not only among the students, but to the public as well.

I do not want to criticise anyone for the lack of OOOMPH, because it's understood that they are seriously lacking in brainy people like me. No, serious.


Adam's TOP 5 Suggestions to spice up your foodfair:

1. Come up with a nice tagline.

See, if you really want to attract people to your food fair, the smart way is to come up with something catchy. Phrases like " Go ahead, Stay Ahead " , " The Future is in your hands , Look Up " does not even make people feel hype up at all. Just be honest with me, i don't want you to lie and tell me which phrase catches your attention more? " Our food fair, Your food fair " , " Food "R" Us " or even " Chunghua's Food, Better than your mums " .

Whenever you see the distribution of coupons, people would really look at the tagline. An eye catching tagline will make people aware of it's existence. sounds lame and being typical Malaysians, we don't care about other people besides ourselves so there's no point in choosing this tagline " Our foodfair, Your foodfair ". " Food "R" Us " definitely sounds better and it sounds cute. But cute is not what adults want. Yes, the only thing adult wants to see when it comes to CUTE is with their babies, not food. So, we are left with one more tagline that stands gloriously tall " Chunghua's food, Better than your mums ". Let me explain why this is the best tagline one could ever come up with. Us human beings never like to be prove-wrong. So, this phrase totally catch everyone off guard and Boom, they you go, come next sunday , many people would be arriving in hordes trying to check out on how good your food are. Trust me. * Many... many mums would be arriving.


2. Serve Good Food with Reasonable Price.

Lazy students like us tend to be complacent with things, and when it comes to food that we ourselves are not eating, we really do not care much at all as long as people will buy it. I spent 4 hours at this Chunghua food fair and went home with 1 box of sushi , 1 packet of sweet & sour chicken rice and 1 bottle of sugarcane drink for the amount of RM30. You smart jackasses , come do the calculation.

Yes yes, i heard you murmured " it's a food fair and foods at food fair tends to be that little expensive" . But fact is, it doesn't mean that it presented & tasted like crap too. I apologize for those whom i had offended with my comments but from what i've seen, many would be pissed with me. In order to attract more people to buy your food, you need to have the heart to serve people with good food. Nevermind the price first as long as the food is good. No one wants to be charged RM 10 for a bag of candies, that's just unbelievable. " A Good seller = A Good Buyer "


3. Come up with more fun-filled activities.


I've seen a trend in food fair events nowadays. Whenever there are food fair around, not much activities are provided. I admit, that some events do provide activities but truth is, there's no FUN in it at all.

You wanna know what FUN actually means? It's when you are making FUN of other people than yourselve. Us worldly human beings seeks delight by seeing another person being made fun of. So, Chung Hua should have came up with this brilliant idea and grabbed a few lucky ones on stage and do anything or even forced them to do stupid things just to make everyone at the food fair laugh. It would have help boost sales revenue too. Don't be afraid to annoy that person on stage, since food fair is just done once a year.


4. ONLY hire girls to do sales of food.


Be it a cute, pretty, kawaii or a plump-sized girl, just make sure that every food stall should be manned by 2 or 3 chicks. I've yet to do a proper research on this but i've found out that whenever a stall or sales booth are operated by girls, sales revenue would increase automatically compared to the ones operated by guys.

It's not that guy's couldn't do sales. It's just that they are hopeless when they are doing business with girls. * not all, but most.

From information that i've gathered, i spent 100% of my coupons on stalls which were operated by girls and i am not easily impressed by girls. That says a lot.

Oh and another thing, think about this , would you be more inclined to buy a hand-made sandwich from a girl or a guy?


5. A kissing booth.


I've seen that they did it in the states and why can't we do it here in Malaysia? Chung Hua should dig deep and treasure what they really have. The setting up of a booth is not that costly at all. If they can come out with 4 new blocks in 4 years time, why can't they just set up 4 small booths for the happiness of all the guys and girls who came to the food fair?? I've interviewed a few girls and the feedback was really promising:

The girls below were asked on the idea of a kissing booth for the foodfair:

Celine Chiong ( Transition, Art side ): " It's actually a good idea ah, Can earn more ma, It also means i am pretty so people want me kiss them ma"

Jasmine Tea ( Form 3 ): " I personally think that it's quite an interesting idea and we would be the first in Miri or the state to come up with this. I say we might try next year, depending on the approval from our teachers "

Anna Lim ( Form 5 ): " It's certainly the best suggestion one could come up with, my boyfriend had been kissing other girls behind my back for the past 2 years , now it's my turn to do the same, but this time it's legit "

So, need i say more? Names were altered by the way. Testimonials weren't.





The above are my humble suggestions for a successful food fair. I strongly recommend the organizers to take into account of the response from the public too. Lastly, Food Fair should always offer FUN and GOOD FOOD.

The audience who was never there

It's been a while since i last wrote something useful here. Well, things had gone well for me as of late.

Today is actually quite an auspicious day, for some if not for me because as of today, its the 14th night of the seventh lunar month where according to "credible" sources, spirits aka ghost ( whatever you wanna call it, as long as it makes you happy ) comes out from the lower world to feasts and party.

Traditionally, majority of the Chinese ( who are mostly Buddhist ) * notice how i need to get my facts right, would come all out by preparing ritualistic food offerings, hell notes, bags of clothes to pay homage to their visiting spirits to the ancestors, treating the deceased as if they are still living.

So, for the well-off family, the deceased would most probably end up with designer apparels due to the capability to burn LV bags, GUCCI sunglasses or even ANNA Sui's perfumes. For those typical Chinese who constantly competes with each other, they even go the distance by setting up their mansion on fire just to show their neighbors how rich they are.

Yet for those who can't even afford to offer anything...... one would wonder what the deceased would be wearing once the gates close.

I've wondered if they can spend so much on burning clothes, cars or even releasing boats on water for the dead, will they actually start throwing in insect repellents if i somehow tell them that their ancestors might need it. That would be an unsafe ACT, don't you think so?

Ok, let's not make fun of traditions here shall we? You know how "sensitive" our community can get next. So, this is what i am supposed to tell you after such a long winding intro..

2 days ago, i was driving back home with one of my friend right after mingling around with FEW hot chicks at Sea Horse. Along the way back it started to rain, so i turn my wipers on and while i was having a chat with my friend, i noticed a guy squatting by the road side in a white shirt. His back was facing me and as i slow down to have a look, he stared at me with his cold-blooded eyes.

It gave me goosebumps. It certainly would if you are driving along that ACCIDENT-PRONE road around 1.30AM. What shocked me is when he kept looking at me as his head turn behind his back!!!!!!!!

I kept quiet....... until i reached home when i finally asked my friend whether he had noticed the strange...apparition. He said..... he saw... nothing.

Oh besides that, i went out for movie with few of my friend last nite to catch Jet Li in action. Rogue Assassin was on and we booked a 9.00PM movie.

We were designated a seat each and there were 5 of us. My friend by the name of Ah Chu sat at the far corner and was constantly disturbing me while i was concentrating on the movie when his ring accidentally drop down.

Being the nice and helpful person, i flash my hand phone's light to ease his search of the ring. As you know, i have cheap yet durable hand phones and the lights weren't as clear as his SONY ERICSSON so after searching for some time, he got fed up.

The next thing he did was to use his own hand phone and bend down to look for his ring. He was kneeling down on the floor and looking straight down the seats as i persuade him to just go to the front seat to have a look but he resist telling me not to disturb the audience in front.

According to him, he saw 2 couple's leg in front of his seat but then as he got up, there wasn't even a single person seating in the row of seats in front of us. So.... how is it possible that he saw legs when i saw nothing at all?????????

Time: 10.30PM,
Movie: Jet Li & John Statham ( Rogue Assassin )
Date: 26 - 08 - 2007
Row: E
Seat : 14 - 15

Alone in the office

I am sitting here alone in the office. All that i could hear are noises from outside.

I could:

Hear a child crying:

I think that somebody bullied him, or maybe he was pissed off that his mum didn't gave him the nipples to chew on. Or it might be that he felt lonely ( just like me ) so he decided to fill up his time by crying his hearts out.

Hear someone walking up and down the stairs:

It must have been the ladies from around my office. It must have been them trying to figure where i am working. I could easily hear their footsteps, their high heels. I hope it's the pretty tutor from opposite my ex company. But it couldn't be because a girl like her would never waste her time TRYING to figure out where i am working. She left her number on a piece of note beside my car.

Hear someone knocking on the wall:

It could be anything actually. Somebody told me that when you are alone in a confine space, theres a large chance that you would come across THINGS from the other side. Well, i disagree. It's just our own imagination. From my experience on banging against the wall for few years, i'll conclude that the sound i am hearing is actually from 2 employees having scandal in the office. Oh wait, i heard 3 voices.

Hear a little girl calling up my name:

It's just my imagination. It couldn't be that little girl who had been following me for the past few months eh? As far as i know, i got rid of her with that barney drawing i had.

Hear someone farted:

*blushed* yeah, it's me. Just had Chicken Oriental last nite, it was awesome. The onions were great too. No wonder it smelled familiar.

Hear sports car driving past:

It could be my friend's trying to runaway from the traffic police. He just had his car compounded the other day for having 100% tinted glass on, 3.5" exhaust pipe, heavily modified interior and exterior. For your info, it's illegal to have such modification on. It reminds me of my own car.

Hear the clock ticking:

It means that i can go back at 5 sooner rather than later. It also means that i am spending time in the office rather than lying on bed listening to nothing.

Hear my hp beep:

Ah.... it must be michelle wong , or maybe cammy, wait, it could be kelly. Hmm... i think it could be yvonne or yun yun. No, something tells me if could be my ex , trying to msg me and reconcile.

Hear cars honking:

It must be that impatient driver again. Something tells me that, the driver is either waiting for his/her daughters to come down from tuition or, the driver might have seen his/her friends dining at the cafe below. I'll put my grand on the driver honking JUST FOR FUN to attract the malay girl working downstairs. Seriously, if she didnt have her tudung on, she would like like that girl called Fergie from Black Eyed Peas.

Girls & my randoms

This serves as a notice to all that i am writing this article from my cousin's cyber cafe and we are all high with alcohol. So , i hope whatever was written wasn't really intended at first.



As you can see, theres not much updates to my blog as of late. No, you can't say i was just another of those one hit wonders. The reason was due to the fact that i am extremely extremely truly and honestly busy.

I didn't date girls, i don't have the time to look for any potential girls to be my partner. ( not that i am thinking of it, but if i somehow did, it's none of your business...unless you are really pretty inside and outside). Then, how is it possible for me to go out with girls when i have not even talk to one nowadays? The ridiculous part is where someone, told me that she overheard people saying i am dating girls like theres no tommorow.

Correction! Did i saw something in that sentence? Dating girls like theres no tomorrow? In Miri?

I feel like stabbing myself in the neck and laugh like theres no tomorrow to be honest with you. Miri girls are either too scared to come out to bare their skin, or they are just plain boring, i don't know. Someone please enlighten me with that. Where have all the girls gone?

As far as i know, this girls only hang around places like salons, clubbing scene and bridal studios. I mean that's where you wanna go if your main objective is to look for girls. But take into account that, girls who usually hang around bridal studio are just looking for marriage. So, not a good idea too.

Ah..finally the excess alcoholic beverage i took is kicking in. Nice, so let's touch on the topic of what's wrong with pretty girls and their ugly friends.

Have you come across a scene where you are walking in a mall, and you suddenly notice a very pretty girl walking gracefully with 2 of her female bodyguards with her who look very very very different from the pretty girl?

Well, let's just make this simple. Pretty girl with 2 of her ugly shrek-liked friends.

You get me now don't you?

Nod silently if you do.

Now, i really dislike this sort of girls for some reason.

First, they are usually stucked up and you cant blame them because they are indeed born pretty and they know it. So they will do all they can just to see some guy making a joke out of himself just to get near her.

Now, i don't know what's wrong with this pretty girl. But something tells me that this sort of girls are not those which you really wanna go for.

She knows she has 2 ugly friends with her, now she knows she's the one who is the prettiest in the threesome. Pretty girl hangs around ugly friends and tells them that they are pretty too.

Now, after few months of trying to make an ugly friend believe she really is pretty when she is not, what happens to the guys out there?

I'll just give an example. A true example:

David C. is just an ordinary guy wishing to get laid before 30. One day, he met Princess J at a night market. He said it was love at first sight ( which to me was just bullshit at it's best ) and he wanted to get to know her but he just don't know where to start and he was afraid of looking like a needy dork if he somehow just went straight up and tell her she's his type. He isn't one of those confident type so he opted for the "bridging" technique which i believe MOST guys out there are very very very aware of.

So, David C. approach the shrek-liked friends of Princess J . Now, it's just every guy's nature to be absolutely calm when they are surrounded by girls who do not interest him at all. David C thought that if he started of with the ugly ones, maybe he would stand a bigger chance of getting to know Princess J afterall they are best buddies right? NO.

The problem is this. The times spent together which Princess J and her Shrek-liked friends had somehow convinced the ugly ones that they are also extremely pretty and they started to act like one stuck up girl you normally get in Miri.


David C. = 0 , Princess J and her Shrek-mates = 1


I really need to get a good rest now. It's not as if i am writing anything useful. Oh btw, guys out there who read my article, it's hard out there now. It really is.