Final Union A & B - Champions!!

7 Years. Final Union. Double Champions 2007. Now who said you can't win things with kids? Eat your words. You know who you are. That's the reason why i had number 7 for my shirt! We knew the cup is ours this year.
















Fresh after winning 2007's indoor futsal competition. We came back for the 9 a side tournament. We did the double!! I am ecstatic for being able to be the captain for this time. The lads did a wonderful job and all of our final union players.






















This is Adrian, my cousin doing what he does best. Stretching.
















This is me. Warming things up before the match.
















Sim in action.
















Kevin Lee being man marked by two defenders. Top scorer for this year with 6 goals in all competition.
















Perfect. I'm courting the interest of 3 defenders. Am i that lethal ? Sometimes i really questioned myself.
















Jorden Lim doing his best impersonation of Milan's Kaka.
















Our Final Union A mates cheering us on.
















Half time team talk and oh ya, my hair is washed by Ivy, my current personal hairstylist.
















More half time pep talk. The guy beside me is Michele. Dubbed Final Union's Pin Up guy. He courts the right ladies.
















The huddle that won us the trophy.
















Collection of trophy at the end of the match.
















One last picture of us.
















My dad's team got third this year. He was awarded the eldest star in the tournament. No wonder he looks so happy.






















A complimentary picture of myself with the trophy we are looking forward to retain for the next 3 years.

Only Human

On the other shore of sadness,
it is said that there is a smile…

on the other shore of sadness,
it is said that there is a smile
but finally, when we arrived there,
what has been waiting for us?

the purpose is not to run away
it’s to run after the dream
maybe, we should have left on a trip
to that distant day of the summer…

even tomorrow, if you can see it
although there is not really a reason
like a boat that goes against the stream
for now, move on forward

on the end of pains and hardships,
it is said that happiness is waiting
as for me, i’m still searching
the sunflower of the end of season

even if you clench your fist,
waiting for the morning sun
leaving red marks on your nail,
and those tears started to drop…

even if you are left in loneliness,
only with the moonlight to rely on
fly with the featherless wings,
more and more, move on forward

when the rain cloud is gone,
the wet road will shine
only the darkness will tell me
a strong, strong light
be strong, move on forward.

Caught by plain cloth detectives

I am glad and proud to announce that i had been stopped by a group of plain cloth detectives yesterday evening while on the way for football training.

Nothing to worry about, it was just a routine check on suspected criminals.

Suspected criminals? I don't have any case going on and as far as i know, the only few cases that involves me are mostly taking ladies heart on loan. Alright, i do not want to sound like an ass but that's how i am most of the time. I know that you readers don't like it but you didnt have to report me to the cops right?

So, me and my dad was cruising down the highway at a meager speed of 40KM/H whilst listening to some redone version of some song entitled Goodbye My Love. In the midst of feeling the tunes and being emotionally and spiritually involved in the song, i saw a red coloured van with bunch of guys staring at me pointing with their cock-stern faces.

I was surprised.

Not that i had ever came across someone so daring trying to pull me of the road. I thought to myself, which jerk dares to insult my singing skills huh?

So, being the overly ( *notice how i use the word OVERLY? ) nice and designated driver that i am, i turn on the signals and proceed to have my vehicle parked at the side of the road for some interrogation or some little pep talk which awaits me.

The moment the guys ascended off their little joy ride, i straightaway knew they were detectives. It's easy to notice if a guy's a detective or not just by the way they dress. They will always have this little pouch or bag on. They would try every single ways to look like they are bad guys when they fail miserably in it.

So we did a few handshakes and my... their palms are so strong ..and hard... and tough and the thoughts of holding their hands makes me wet. Alright, i think i have gone too far.

We introduce ourselves and i got to know that they were not very pleased with my cars tints. They thought it's too dark. I agree with them it certainly is. lol.

It cracked them up. But theres one who aint amuse seeing his lower ranking officers being overly friendly towards me. Who doesn't? He took me by the side, ordered me to stripped of my tints right away.

I refused.

I told him that theres no way i would do it beside the highway. It's me ok? Stripping my dignity hurts me more than stripping my car tints beside the highway you idiots.

They aren't too smart after all compared to my fellow traffic policemen who rather spare the hassle and just settle a little of this incentive scheme which i NORMALLY refer to.

Sometimes we need to stand up for ourselves and in this case, i did myself justice. Theres no way, this buffed up fellow could intimidate me into doing something so embarrassing.

I argued that if they were in my shoes, will they do what's asked? Unbelievably they paused and thought about it and gave me the dumb look saying no?

In the end, they let me go with a warning, but i did stripped of my car tints the time i went back just to pleased my dad.

Searching for...

I'm currently looking for that young lady who often eats with her parents at New Yakin early in the morning. For all i know, she's the only girl who wakes up earlier than me every single day. The only pretty girl.

She always has her uniform on and with a red tie. I have a feeling she's from SMK Pei Min . I hope she's from there because i never dated girls from that school. Oh wait, i did. Nevermind.

I know her dad drives a pickup and i can't be telling the registeration's number out because everybody would know by then. I wanted to puncture the tyres so i could stopped and helped and give her my name card. But i think i would mess up my shirt and also my card.

I even saw her in the park near saberkas cycling before. I wanted to go up and tell her how beautiful she look while she was pushing her bicycle all the way up the hill and fell. I laughed at her and she blushed. I should had helped her up and tell her to be careful whenever she sees someone she likes..

I think that's the reason why she wanted to avoid me at times. Please don't.... i don't eat, i bite.

I never spoke to her because she seems so protected by her family. I always look at her as if she's the next big thing yet she look so small and when i look beside her, her dad turns into a vulture. Waiting to eat on my scraps should i go near her.

I feel that she's the one. Maybe not now, but tommorow... or the day after.

I feel that she has many admirers, and i am the worthy one out of them. Ha Ha ha. Serious.

I think that a girl like her would certainly have a boy friend. But that would mean that their parents are OPEN enough to let her be in a relationship, which is not a good thing.

I feel that this is the first time i felt this way and i shouldn't be feeling that because i am who i am but i just can't go up and say " hi, you biatch, you stole my heart and never gave it back ". But i don't think that phrase would work.

I think that getting near her mum first would neither work as well because her dad might think that i'm trying to hit on her mum and get jealous. Jealousy is indeed a powerful emotion.

I thought of looking her up on friendster, but i can't seem to do so. It's either she does not play friendster, or she don't understand english. Another thing is that my house connection does not work at all for the moment.

I think that if she doesn't understand english at all, it would be really hard for us. EXTREMELY as i am english educated and i know no shit about korean because she looks like one. Whoops.

I feel that if i am able to obtain her handphone number, she would be hooked. Problem is , i don't even know whether she has one or not.

I can sense something whenever she turns away from me when i look at her. She must be thinking of the same thing which i am thinking now.... lol

I think that this is probably the first and last time i would feel this way. I could not do anything besides adoring her smile and her innocence from afar. I am not worthwhile, i am just worthless.


For those who know her. Tips: 350.

If you can find her, you are a genius. If you can't, i can't blame you. CALL ME WHEN YOU SEE HER.

Love gifts from Yvonne Chin

Debra and Yvonne Chin on their latest time out with the pro dating guru, obviously me. Sorry, i don't have their numbers and if i somehow do, you can't have it. I've gone through too much problems with guy friends who asked for girl's numbers from me. I even had one guy calling me the other night begging me to help him out because apparently one of the girl's who is also my friend whom he texted actually went to the police and had his number reported. The cops called my friend up and told him that they received a complain that my friend was sending illicit messages to the girl. Asked on whether it's true, my guy friend denied. You decide.

















Here's Yvonne and Adrian ( my cousin ). I just wonder why everytime i take a pic of him, he would be doing the constipating-looked...hmmm. Anyways, Yvonne Chin got back from Australia and got me few items which thought that it suited me PERFECTLY WELL. I thought otherwise.

















I was given a pen and a small glass. How thoughtful. I had given her more, my cousin. By the way, i don't know whether they are still together but that's not what this article is about now. Sorry for digressing.

















The pen which features a boxing kangaroo even has it's ears ripped or chewed off. Remember Mike Tyson vs Evander Holyfield? Well, can't say much about this pen here as it's just a pen only with 2 boxing arms.

















The next item would be the tiny glass which has the words " MIND BOGGLING BOOBS " on it and it even shows pictures of ladies with their different types of boobs. This particular ones is call the " Has Beens " . Not that i know what it means. :P


















Next, it shows two ladies with boobs with different sizes. The blonde bombshell got the title " Blockbusters " whereas the other brunette lady earns the title " Pears " . I seriously think this is a joke from them. Do i even look like one horny bastard who keeps staring at girl's boobs from time to time? Or do i look like i DO NOT KNOW how to differentiate? I have good analytical skills for goodness sake and i seriously don't need this. This is way too much.

















" Sweet Potatoes " ?? This little gift actually has given me wonderful knowledge and insights on fruits and vegetables that could actually represent or treated as a sort of comparison among boob sizes. On another note, female readers please treat this article of mine and use it as guide to determine what kinda vege or fruit you belong to.

Ah Xiang's Stall @ New Yakin

Everybody knows this place. It's located at New Yakin Food Centre and it's where most hasher peeps come here to have Ah Xiang's delicious fried kueh tiaws. I went there few days ago with few of my friends. I don't have too much friends as of late due to my commitment with work. LOL.

















So i got myself a plate of their wonderful presented dish. Ah Xiang's fried noodles tasted great with tomato essence in it. Sometimes i opt for their fried mee hoon which tasted equally good too. No, i don't have any shares there so don't worry about me promoting wrong stuff.

















The best is to have it with their personally hand-made belacan paste. To be frank, their belacan has gone down drastically in terms of taste and quality possibly due to the effects of the dancing class opposite his stall. Those techno beats certainly messes up people's mind.

















Just another of those close up for you guys who are studying overseas. Don't you miss em?

No.6 Stall at Open Air Market - The Ah Loke Stall

I'm doing this without any advertising fees involved. Few days back, i went to this particular stall for supper. I'm pretty sure that many Mirians would know this place as it has been around for as long as i can remember. Stall NO.6 is where noodle lovers should really go to during the night.
















It's manned by 5 - 6 people comprising of uncles and aunties . Their noodles are always sold out before 9.30PM and that's a testament to how popular their dish are. It has been a while since i last tried their noodles out and when i finally did, it still tasted the way it was few years back. They had maintained the taste of it's dish but i couldn't agree about the portion of the noodles though. Heh. I can't say anything much because their relative tend to play footy with me every weekend.

















People from all walks of life gather around the open air market to chill after a day of hard work. I've seen many famous faces around but this time, it's only me. ehem. And by the way, the most common face you would be spotting are few rats crawling around the area.

















So, i ordered a bowl of their extremely famous noodles.

















Few Char Siew to complement the noodles. It didnt took long for me to order another plate of steamed chicken.

















While consuming this plate of steamed chicken, it reminded me of a time when there's a guy who came up and ordered some noodles and here goes the actual dialogue:

Man: Tauke, give me three packets of noodle and give me the drumsticks.
Tauke: Ok, then who will eat the chicken breasts?
Man: Er...... ok, erm... i think i eat the chicken breasts then.

LOL. The guy should had either said others will eat or something rather than giving in. Remember, customers is always right. I totally enjoyed looking at that dumb look on the guys face and the giggles from the other patrons.

















So, not content with the noodles and the steamed chicken, i ordered another bowl of their chicken porridge. It's hearty and usually people have it after exercise at night. Think straight ok? I ain't talking about those hard to do maneuvers on bed.

















and if you all haven't try their porridge yet, what are you still waiting for? The right time to go would be around 7.30PM. See you there and if you see me there, do help me settle my bills. Thanks.

Mitsu Shabu Shabu Restaurant

Greetings earthlings, i am back. I know i know you miss my posts and i even dreamt about you peeps constantly checking out my post daily and went back disappointed by my lack of updates. Here's one for this month.

















I was invited by my pal Michelle Ting few........ weeks back to try out this newly establish restaurant dubbed the Mitsu Shabu Shabu restaurant as it was located just right beneath the place where she do all the sweaty, hot and energetic dancing stuffs and with all those girls upstairs dancing to some techno stuffs every 6PM. I don't really love japanese food to be honest with you but it has nothing to do with this because it serves taiwanese food. Do not get confused by the name though.

















The picture says it all. Girls who spend time with Adam regardless of dining out, cruising around town, playing puzzles or even hide and seek are ALWAYS ENJOYABLE and ALWAYS a day to remember. By the way, the interior of Mitsu Shabu Shabu looks exactly like how a ...er ... new restaurant should look like.

















The menu features a kinda big size guy giving us the thumbs up. What's that suppose to mean? Nowadays i don't see kids doing this to me, normally they give me the middle royale salute. Talking about following new trends. huh.

















Mitsu Shabu Shabu does offer patrons to dine in steamboat style but i didnt want to spend money on dipping raw food all day long so i got the.. [ i forgot ] spaghetti-lookalike dish. It tasted exactly like what the waitress told me " SPECIAL " . To be honest it tasted weird. I guess the chef back there was relieving himself few minutes earlier.
















A close up on the rather weird tasting dish. I encourage everyone to try it out. Not that it tasted good but everyone gotta try things which taste weird. This takes me to a time where i was contemplating to eat the dog food which my dogs left behind. Cough.. curiosity curiosity.

















Michelle got herself a large bowl of some tom yam-like noodle dish. She forced me to try it. I didn't. It wouldn't had look good because the other girls dancing above might walk passed and should they caught me in such a manner, they would be really disappointed. I'm sorry Michelle. LOL

















I actually did ordered a plate of beef noodle earlier and it was really good. I highly recommend their beef noodle as it's appetizing and fulfilling too. Before i forget, it's located just beside New Yakin Food Centre.

Kiss - Because i'm a girl

It's shocking that i never posted this vid up. I know most of you peeps had gone through this video before. Anyways..

5 MUST HAVE things for Chunghua's Foodfair

Before i start making fun of this food fair event, let me be extremely honest with you. I was once a Chunghua student so don't go posting up shrewed comments that i'm bias or some lame-S shit bout me because i have that coming all my life. Period.


*I'm sorry, no pictures were taken so just bear with me for a lil while.


Yesterday, was another memorable day for the current Chung-huains but i could doubt that the ex students were impressed by the whole event. As a matter of fact. FUN wasn't the main theme, Enjoyment did not popped out, Surprises were barely seen, what more to say, the food was a disaster.

I went back home.... feeling rather down by how dull and boring the food fair was. It's the same every year after Me and my mates left school. I understand that it's bound to happen but never did i know it came so soon. * Cough.

Actually, IF only the people involved could just pay me a small sum for my smart suggestions, i guarantee that the whole food fair event would be a hit , not only among the students, but to the public as well.

I do not want to criticise anyone for the lack of OOOMPH, because it's understood that they are seriously lacking in brainy people like me. No, serious.


Adam's TOP 5 Suggestions to spice up your foodfair:

1. Come up with a nice tagline.

See, if you really want to attract people to your food fair, the smart way is to come up with something catchy. Phrases like " Go ahead, Stay Ahead " , " The Future is in your hands , Look Up " does not even make people feel hype up at all. Just be honest with me, i don't want you to lie and tell me which phrase catches your attention more? " Our food fair, Your food fair " , " Food "R" Us " or even " Chunghua's Food, Better than your mums " .

Whenever you see the distribution of coupons, people would really look at the tagline. An eye catching tagline will make people aware of it's existence. sounds lame and being typical Malaysians, we don't care about other people besides ourselves so there's no point in choosing this tagline " Our foodfair, Your foodfair ". " Food "R" Us " definitely sounds better and it sounds cute. But cute is not what adults want. Yes, the only thing adult wants to see when it comes to CUTE is with their babies, not food. So, we are left with one more tagline that stands gloriously tall " Chunghua's food, Better than your mums ". Let me explain why this is the best tagline one could ever come up with. Us human beings never like to be prove-wrong. So, this phrase totally catch everyone off guard and Boom, they you go, come next sunday , many people would be arriving in hordes trying to check out on how good your food are. Trust me. * Many... many mums would be arriving.


2. Serve Good Food with Reasonable Price.

Lazy students like us tend to be complacent with things, and when it comes to food that we ourselves are not eating, we really do not care much at all as long as people will buy it. I spent 4 hours at this Chunghua food fair and went home with 1 box of sushi , 1 packet of sweet & sour chicken rice and 1 bottle of sugarcane drink for the amount of RM30. You smart jackasses , come do the calculation.

Yes yes, i heard you murmured " it's a food fair and foods at food fair tends to be that little expensive" . But fact is, it doesn't mean that it presented & tasted like crap too. I apologize for those whom i had offended with my comments but from what i've seen, many would be pissed with me. In order to attract more people to buy your food, you need to have the heart to serve people with good food. Nevermind the price first as long as the food is good. No one wants to be charged RM 10 for a bag of candies, that's just unbelievable. " A Good seller = A Good Buyer "


3. Come up with more fun-filled activities.


I've seen a trend in food fair events nowadays. Whenever there are food fair around, not much activities are provided. I admit, that some events do provide activities but truth is, there's no FUN in it at all.

You wanna know what FUN actually means? It's when you are making FUN of other people than yourselve. Us worldly human beings seeks delight by seeing another person being made fun of. So, Chung Hua should have came up with this brilliant idea and grabbed a few lucky ones on stage and do anything or even forced them to do stupid things just to make everyone at the food fair laugh. It would have help boost sales revenue too. Don't be afraid to annoy that person on stage, since food fair is just done once a year.


4. ONLY hire girls to do sales of food.


Be it a cute, pretty, kawaii or a plump-sized girl, just make sure that every food stall should be manned by 2 or 3 chicks. I've yet to do a proper research on this but i've found out that whenever a stall or sales booth are operated by girls, sales revenue would increase automatically compared to the ones operated by guys.

It's not that guy's couldn't do sales. It's just that they are hopeless when they are doing business with girls. * not all, but most.

From information that i've gathered, i spent 100% of my coupons on stalls which were operated by girls and i am not easily impressed by girls. That says a lot.

Oh and another thing, think about this , would you be more inclined to buy a hand-made sandwich from a girl or a guy?


5. A kissing booth.


I've seen that they did it in the states and why can't we do it here in Malaysia? Chung Hua should dig deep and treasure what they really have. The setting up of a booth is not that costly at all. If they can come out with 4 new blocks in 4 years time, why can't they just set up 4 small booths for the happiness of all the guys and girls who came to the food fair?? I've interviewed a few girls and the feedback was really promising:

The girls below were asked on the idea of a kissing booth for the foodfair:

Celine Chiong ( Transition, Art side ): " It's actually a good idea ah, Can earn more ma, It also means i am pretty so people want me kiss them ma"

Jasmine Tea ( Form 3 ): " I personally think that it's quite an interesting idea and we would be the first in Miri or the state to come up with this. I say we might try next year, depending on the approval from our teachers "

Anna Lim ( Form 5 ): " It's certainly the best suggestion one could come up with, my boyfriend had been kissing other girls behind my back for the past 2 years , now it's my turn to do the same, but this time it's legit "

So, need i say more? Names were altered by the way. Testimonials weren't.





The above are my humble suggestions for a successful food fair. I strongly recommend the organizers to take into account of the response from the public too. Lastly, Food Fair should always offer FUN and GOOD FOOD.

The audience who was never there

It's been a while since i last wrote something useful here. Well, things had gone well for me as of late.

Today is actually quite an auspicious day, for some if not for me because as of today, its the 14th night of the seventh lunar month where according to "credible" sources, spirits aka ghost ( whatever you wanna call it, as long as it makes you happy ) comes out from the lower world to feasts and party.

Traditionally, majority of the Chinese ( who are mostly Buddhist ) * notice how i need to get my facts right, would come all out by preparing ritualistic food offerings, hell notes, bags of clothes to pay homage to their visiting spirits to the ancestors, treating the deceased as if they are still living.

So, for the well-off family, the deceased would most probably end up with designer apparels due to the capability to burn LV bags, GUCCI sunglasses or even ANNA Sui's perfumes. For those typical Chinese who constantly competes with each other, they even go the distance by setting up their mansion on fire just to show their neighbors how rich they are.

Yet for those who can't even afford to offer anything...... one would wonder what the deceased would be wearing once the gates close.

I've wondered if they can spend so much on burning clothes, cars or even releasing boats on water for the dead, will they actually start throwing in insect repellents if i somehow tell them that their ancestors might need it. That would be an unsafe ACT, don't you think so?

Ok, let's not make fun of traditions here shall we? You know how "sensitive" our community can get next. So, this is what i am supposed to tell you after such a long winding intro..

2 days ago, i was driving back home with one of my friend right after mingling around with FEW hot chicks at Sea Horse. Along the way back it started to rain, so i turn my wipers on and while i was having a chat with my friend, i noticed a guy squatting by the road side in a white shirt. His back was facing me and as i slow down to have a look, he stared at me with his cold-blooded eyes.

It gave me goosebumps. It certainly would if you are driving along that ACCIDENT-PRONE road around 1.30AM. What shocked me is when he kept looking at me as his head turn behind his back!!!!!!!!

I kept quiet....... until i reached home when i finally asked my friend whether he had noticed the strange...apparition. He said..... he saw... nothing.

Oh besides that, i went out for movie with few of my friend last nite to catch Jet Li in action. Rogue Assassin was on and we booked a 9.00PM movie.

We were designated a seat each and there were 5 of us. My friend by the name of Ah Chu sat at the far corner and was constantly disturbing me while i was concentrating on the movie when his ring accidentally drop down.

Being the nice and helpful person, i flash my hand phone's light to ease his search of the ring. As you know, i have cheap yet durable hand phones and the lights weren't as clear as his SONY ERICSSON so after searching for some time, he got fed up.

The next thing he did was to use his own hand phone and bend down to look for his ring. He was kneeling down on the floor and looking straight down the seats as i persuade him to just go to the front seat to have a look but he resist telling me not to disturb the audience in front.

According to him, he saw 2 couple's leg in front of his seat but then as he got up, there wasn't even a single person seating in the row of seats in front of us. So.... how is it possible that he saw legs when i saw nothing at all?????????

Time: 10.30PM,
Movie: Jet Li & John Statham ( Rogue Assassin )
Date: 26 - 08 - 2007
Row: E
Seat : 14 - 15

曹格 - 新不了情

Just in case you need the lyrics:
here it goes:



心若倦了,
xin ruo juan le
If your heart is weary,
泪也乾了,
lei ye gan le
And your tears are all dried up.
这份心情,
zhe fen xin qing
This feeling,
难舍难了。
nan she nan liao
Is hard to relinquish or forget.

曾经拥有,
ceng jing yong you
I once used to have,
天荒地老,
tian huang di lao
All the time in the world.
已不见你,
yi bu jian ni
But I haven't seen you,
暮暮与朝朝。
mu mu yu chao chao
For many nights and many days.

这一份情,
zhe yi fen qing
This love,
永远难了,
Is forever difficult to resolve.
愿来生还能,
yuan lai sheng hai neng
I hope in our afterlife,
再度拥抱。
zai du yong bao
We can embrace again.

爱一个人,
ai yi ge ren
Loving someone,
如何斯守到老,
ru he si shou dao lao
How do you remain faithful till you're old?
怎样面对一切,
zen yang mian dui yi qie
How do you face everything,
我不知道。
wo bu zhi dao
I do not know.

回忆过去,
hui yi guo qu
Reviewing the past,
痛苦的相思忘不了,
tong ku de si xiang wang bu liao
The painful memories are unforgettable.
为何你还来,
wei he ni hai lao
Why do you come then,
拨动我心跳。
bo dong wo xin tiao
To make my heart race.
爱你怎么能了,
ai ni zen me neng liao
How is it possible to stop loving you?
今夜的你应该明了,
jin ye de ni ying gai ming liao
Tonight, you should understand,
缘难了情难了。
yuan nan liao qing nan liao.
It is difficult to escape fate, just as it is difficult to dissolve love.

Xin Bu Liao Qing

This is certainly one , if not the best performance i ever came across.







Don't you think so?

Alone in the office

I am sitting here alone in the office. All that i could hear are noises from outside.

I could:

Hear a child crying:

I think that somebody bullied him, or maybe he was pissed off that his mum didn't gave him the nipples to chew on. Or it might be that he felt lonely ( just like me ) so he decided to fill up his time by crying his hearts out.

Hear someone walking up and down the stairs:

It must have been the ladies from around my office. It must have been them trying to figure where i am working. I could easily hear their footsteps, their high heels. I hope it's the pretty tutor from opposite my ex company. But it couldn't be because a girl like her would never waste her time TRYING to figure out where i am working. She left her number on a piece of note beside my car.

Hear someone knocking on the wall:

It could be anything actually. Somebody told me that when you are alone in a confine space, theres a large chance that you would come across THINGS from the other side. Well, i disagree. It's just our own imagination. From my experience on banging against the wall for few years, i'll conclude that the sound i am hearing is actually from 2 employees having scandal in the office. Oh wait, i heard 3 voices.

Hear a little girl calling up my name:

It's just my imagination. It couldn't be that little girl who had been following me for the past few months eh? As far as i know, i got rid of her with that barney drawing i had.

Hear someone farted:

*blushed* yeah, it's me. Just had Chicken Oriental last nite, it was awesome. The onions were great too. No wonder it smelled familiar.

Hear sports car driving past:

It could be my friend's trying to runaway from the traffic police. He just had his car compounded the other day for having 100% tinted glass on, 3.5" exhaust pipe, heavily modified interior and exterior. For your info, it's illegal to have such modification on. It reminds me of my own car.

Hear the clock ticking:

It means that i can go back at 5 sooner rather than later. It also means that i am spending time in the office rather than lying on bed listening to nothing.

Hear my hp beep:

Ah.... it must be michelle wong , or maybe cammy, wait, it could be kelly. Hmm... i think it could be yvonne or yun yun. No, something tells me if could be my ex , trying to msg me and reconcile.

Hear cars honking:

It must be that impatient driver again. Something tells me that, the driver is either waiting for his/her daughters to come down from tuition or, the driver might have seen his/her friends dining at the cafe below. I'll put my grand on the driver honking JUST FOR FUN to attract the malay girl working downstairs. Seriously, if she didnt have her tudung on, she would like like that girl called Fergie from Black Eyed Peas.

Pokka Melon Milk

POKKA Melon Milk retails for RM3.80 per outer. It's been in the market for quite a while and it's absolutely a must for everyone to try. There's even a tag line which reminds everyone that it contains no preservatives.

















I bought 10 outers of it on my latest visit to The Mall at Brunei. You can easily purchase it from any stalls near you.

Miri Chinese Futsal Competition 2007 - CHAMPIONS

07 / 08 - 07 - 07 happens to be the day our team ( Final Union ) were crowned Champions! So, this futsal competition was organized by the Foochow Association and 25 teams consisting of chinese players took part in the 2 day event.

















I have lost track on how many teams we beat in this 2 days, but we made new friends out of it. It certainly wasn't easy for us as there were really good teams in the competition, but somehow we manage to see it through, especially in our final match against the much experienced Boulevard Team where we had to come back from a goal down and securing the win at the last minute. Just for your info, i scored the equalizing goal and Ah Loke pop up with the winner at the last minute.

















I am really surprised at how well the other Chinese players perform during the 2 day event. Never did i realized that even a primary school team could beat a much older side. There were many surprises of cause and the most important thing for a team to be successful is to be humble and that's what we did.

















Last but not least, this here, is a picture of me posing with the trophy. I have to thank all the support from our supporters because they were absolutely brilliant. Do check out the papers lads/ ladies*.

Final Union winning team:

Ah Loke, Ah Huat, Adrian, Sim , Dalwat, Lesley and me.

Girls & my randoms

This serves as a notice to all that i am writing this article from my cousin's cyber cafe and we are all high with alcohol. So , i hope whatever was written wasn't really intended at first.



As you can see, theres not much updates to my blog as of late. No, you can't say i was just another of those one hit wonders. The reason was due to the fact that i am extremely extremely truly and honestly busy.

I didn't date girls, i don't have the time to look for any potential girls to be my partner. ( not that i am thinking of it, but if i somehow did, it's none of your business...unless you are really pretty inside and outside). Then, how is it possible for me to go out with girls when i have not even talk to one nowadays? The ridiculous part is where someone, told me that she overheard people saying i am dating girls like theres no tommorow.

Correction! Did i saw something in that sentence? Dating girls like theres no tomorrow? In Miri?

I feel like stabbing myself in the neck and laugh like theres no tomorrow to be honest with you. Miri girls are either too scared to come out to bare their skin, or they are just plain boring, i don't know. Someone please enlighten me with that. Where have all the girls gone?

As far as i know, this girls only hang around places like salons, clubbing scene and bridal studios. I mean that's where you wanna go if your main objective is to look for girls. But take into account that, girls who usually hang around bridal studio are just looking for marriage. So, not a good idea too.

Ah..finally the excess alcoholic beverage i took is kicking in. Nice, so let's touch on the topic of what's wrong with pretty girls and their ugly friends.

Have you come across a scene where you are walking in a mall, and you suddenly notice a very pretty girl walking gracefully with 2 of her female bodyguards with her who look very very very different from the pretty girl?

Well, let's just make this simple. Pretty girl with 2 of her ugly shrek-liked friends.

You get me now don't you?

Nod silently if you do.

Now, i really dislike this sort of girls for some reason.

First, they are usually stucked up and you cant blame them because they are indeed born pretty and they know it. So they will do all they can just to see some guy making a joke out of himself just to get near her.

Now, i don't know what's wrong with this pretty girl. But something tells me that this sort of girls are not those which you really wanna go for.

She knows she has 2 ugly friends with her, now she knows she's the one who is the prettiest in the threesome. Pretty girl hangs around ugly friends and tells them that they are pretty too.

Now, after few months of trying to make an ugly friend believe she really is pretty when she is not, what happens to the guys out there?

I'll just give an example. A true example:

David C. is just an ordinary guy wishing to get laid before 30. One day, he met Princess J at a night market. He said it was love at first sight ( which to me was just bullshit at it's best ) and he wanted to get to know her but he just don't know where to start and he was afraid of looking like a needy dork if he somehow just went straight up and tell her she's his type. He isn't one of those confident type so he opted for the "bridging" technique which i believe MOST guys out there are very very very aware of.

So, David C. approach the shrek-liked friends of Princess J . Now, it's just every guy's nature to be absolutely calm when they are surrounded by girls who do not interest him at all. David C thought that if he started of with the ugly ones, maybe he would stand a bigger chance of getting to know Princess J afterall they are best buddies right? NO.

The problem is this. The times spent together which Princess J and her Shrek-liked friends had somehow convinced the ugly ones that they are also extremely pretty and they started to act like one stuck up girl you normally get in Miri.


David C. = 0 , Princess J and her Shrek-mates = 1


I really need to get a good rest now. It's not as if i am writing anything useful. Oh btw, guys out there who read my article, it's hard out there now. It really is.

Who wrote this?

I feel the wind blow in this place

There I see the stars beyond this window pane

shining so bright, here in this night

Here I feel a sense of love

Deep in my heart I cry for you

Every tear that falls feels like a wound

the stars in the skies gently shines

Taking away my pain

I hear a voice gently saying

don’t be afraid

I feel a warmth come over me

As I sleep in their embrace

And even though I do not have the strength to go on

Even though I try to hold on

This love will never ever be meant for me

But I’ll keep on smiling…

Even though my dreams wont come true

I’ll remember every moment with you

Like the stars that shine forever

I’ll treasure my love

For you

The fork that went missing

I was dining with my parents at a coffee shop just now. As i was happily munching away with the lamb chop, my friend passed by. I put my fork down and waved at her. She winked at me. The next thing i knew, the fork was missing. I had to do it the " MALAY " way and my hands are so greasy now.



* i hope i don't get flame by this article

Yu Tiao aka Fried Dough @ New Yakin

Dirty minded peoples, be civilized will you? This is called a Yu Tiao , which is also known as the fried dough or better still the char koi. It's sold in New Yakin every morning and it is normally sold out after 10.00 AM.

It is normally made from wheat flour or self raising flour added with sugar or salt. Normally, you will see the proprietors kneading and rolling out a long rectangular shaped of dough onto a lightly floured surface. After that, it's then cut into strips.

It's ready to consume when the dough turns puffy and golden brown in colour. It's tasty and it melts in your mouth.

Do not get mistaken with a guy's *cough* yu tiao. It looks the same but taste very differently or so they say.



*not that i ever tried a person's before. This post sounds so gay i have to beat myself up.

Breakfast with me

Every morning i eat alone.

















My friends are hopeless. It's either they are too busy, or they are just plain lazy to wake up. I really need to find a NEW eating partner during breakfast.

















I swear that i will pay anyone who is able to guess which stall does this mouth watering fry kueh tiaw hails from to have free breakfast with me. By the way, the drinks are on me too.

This little challenge is open for people till the age of 60. I wouldn't want to be stuck in a middle doing CPR on a 70 year old if somehow the chunks of meat got stuck between the throat. People who enjoy food as much as i do, people who are not lazy to get up at 6.44 AM the latest and lastly, people who has pretty sisters.

Clue: Open Air Market. Stall Number?

Roasted Chicken @ WZT

I went through my picture album and guess what i found out? Few pictures of WZT Cafe which i have yet to introduce. Well, i guess that WZT cafe needs no introduction as most of us local folks have already got to know it's whereabouts and even who owns the cafe.

















Just in case the foreigners or other visitors from abroad do not know it's location, it's situated right opposite TOWN Motors in the heart of Miri City.
















WZT Cafe opts for red colour as it's theme. Everything you see as you arrived at it's premises are red. Luckily i have nothing against red colour as it also represents the colour of the football team i support. Man U! Liverpool you said? Who? . Anyways, even the signboard is also red in colour.

















This is the interior of the cafe. It is normally packed with people in the morning. I hardly patronised WZT at such a time as it's quite hard to look for a decent parking space.

















I'll normally dine at the back of WZT Cafe because it is way spacious than the seating arrangements at the front. There's always a time when you really need that extra privacy when you're dining out with someone ( especially a girl when you already have a gf ), so the back of WZT cafe would be appropriate.

















Fyi, WZT Cafe is owned by one of my friend. What's her name again? Tyger Wee.

















I got myself one of their famous roasted chicken rice.

















It's delightful and appetizing. Friends who are currently studying overseas, just in case you are viewing this, you know you are missing out a lot on this. I need not say more.

The girl with the white dress

How does it feel to see yourselve floating up the ceiling ,looking down from above and seeing your actual self still sleeping soundly?

I had an experience which happened some time ago. As i could vaguely recall, it was around 2.00PM.

I saw myself floating around whilst looking at myself. Now, it didnt surprise me until i notice something very unusual.

There was a girl with long hair down to the waist standing in front of my bed.

I couldn't see her face as i was basically still floating.

All that i saw was her head which was facing down looking at me while my actual self was lying on the bed.

She stood there for sometime when i suddenly woke up.

It felt real..... very real.

I don't know whether i should tell anyone.

Oh wait..i just did.