Only Human

On the other shore of sadness,
it is said that there is a smile…

on the other shore of sadness,
it is said that there is a smile
but finally, when we arrived there,
what has been waiting for us?

the purpose is not to run away
it’s to run after the dream
maybe, we should have left on a trip
to that distant day of the summer…

even tomorrow, if you can see it
although there is not really a reason
like a boat that goes against the stream
for now, move on forward

on the end of pains and hardships,
it is said that happiness is waiting
as for me, i’m still searching
the sunflower of the end of season

even if you clench your fist,
waiting for the morning sun
leaving red marks on your nail,
and those tears started to drop…

even if you are left in loneliness,
only with the moonlight to rely on
fly with the featherless wings,
more and more, move on forward

when the rain cloud is gone,
the wet road will shine
only the darkness will tell me
a strong, strong light
be strong, move on forward.

Caught by plain cloth detectives

I am glad and proud to announce that i had been stopped by a group of plain cloth detectives yesterday evening while on the way for football training.

Nothing to worry about, it was just a routine check on suspected criminals.

Suspected criminals? I don't have any case going on and as far as i know, the only few cases that involves me are mostly taking ladies heart on loan. Alright, i do not want to sound like an ass but that's how i am most of the time. I know that you readers don't like it but you didnt have to report me to the cops right?

So, me and my dad was cruising down the highway at a meager speed of 40KM/H whilst listening to some redone version of some song entitled Goodbye My Love. In the midst of feeling the tunes and being emotionally and spiritually involved in the song, i saw a red coloured van with bunch of guys staring at me pointing with their cock-stern faces.

I was surprised.

Not that i had ever came across someone so daring trying to pull me of the road. I thought to myself, which jerk dares to insult my singing skills huh?

So, being the overly ( *notice how i use the word OVERLY? ) nice and designated driver that i am, i turn on the signals and proceed to have my vehicle parked at the side of the road for some interrogation or some little pep talk which awaits me.

The moment the guys ascended off their little joy ride, i straightaway knew they were detectives. It's easy to notice if a guy's a detective or not just by the way they dress. They will always have this little pouch or bag on. They would try every single ways to look like they are bad guys when they fail miserably in it.

So we did a few handshakes and my... their palms are so strong ..and hard... and tough and the thoughts of holding their hands makes me wet. Alright, i think i have gone too far.

We introduce ourselves and i got to know that they were not very pleased with my cars tints. They thought it's too dark. I agree with them it certainly is. lol.

It cracked them up. But theres one who aint amuse seeing his lower ranking officers being overly friendly towards me. Who doesn't? He took me by the side, ordered me to stripped of my tints right away.

I refused.

I told him that theres no way i would do it beside the highway. It's me ok? Stripping my dignity hurts me more than stripping my car tints beside the highway you idiots.

They aren't too smart after all compared to my fellow traffic policemen who rather spare the hassle and just settle a little of this incentive scheme which i NORMALLY refer to.

Sometimes we need to stand up for ourselves and in this case, i did myself justice. Theres no way, this buffed up fellow could intimidate me into doing something so embarrassing.

I argued that if they were in my shoes, will they do what's asked? Unbelievably they paused and thought about it and gave me the dumb look saying no?

In the end, they let me go with a warning, but i did stripped of my car tints the time i went back just to pleased my dad.

Searching for...

I'm currently looking for that young lady who often eats with her parents at New Yakin early in the morning. For all i know, she's the only girl who wakes up earlier than me every single day. The only pretty girl.

She always has her uniform on and with a red tie. I have a feeling she's from SMK Pei Min . I hope she's from there because i never dated girls from that school. Oh wait, i did. Nevermind.

I know her dad drives a pickup and i can't be telling the registeration's number out because everybody would know by then. I wanted to puncture the tyres so i could stopped and helped and give her my name card. But i think i would mess up my shirt and also my card.

I even saw her in the park near saberkas cycling before. I wanted to go up and tell her how beautiful she look while she was pushing her bicycle all the way up the hill and fell. I laughed at her and she blushed. I should had helped her up and tell her to be careful whenever she sees someone she likes..

I think that's the reason why she wanted to avoid me at times. Please don't.... i don't eat, i bite.

I never spoke to her because she seems so protected by her family. I always look at her as if she's the next big thing yet she look so small and when i look beside her, her dad turns into a vulture. Waiting to eat on my scraps should i go near her.

I feel that she's the one. Maybe not now, but tommorow... or the day after.

I feel that she has many admirers, and i am the worthy one out of them. Ha Ha ha. Serious.

I think that a girl like her would certainly have a boy friend. But that would mean that their parents are OPEN enough to let her be in a relationship, which is not a good thing.

I feel that this is the first time i felt this way and i shouldn't be feeling that because i am who i am but i just can't go up and say " hi, you biatch, you stole my heart and never gave it back ". But i don't think that phrase would work.

I think that getting near her mum first would neither work as well because her dad might think that i'm trying to hit on her mum and get jealous. Jealousy is indeed a powerful emotion.

I thought of looking her up on friendster, but i can't seem to do so. It's either she does not play friendster, or she don't understand english. Another thing is that my house connection does not work at all for the moment.

I think that if she doesn't understand english at all, it would be really hard for us. EXTREMELY as i am english educated and i know no shit about korean because she looks like one. Whoops.

I feel that if i am able to obtain her handphone number, she would be hooked. Problem is , i don't even know whether she has one or not.

I can sense something whenever she turns away from me when i look at her. She must be thinking of the same thing which i am thinking now.... lol

I think that this is probably the first and last time i would feel this way. I could not do anything besides adoring her smile and her innocence from afar. I am not worthwhile, i am just worthless.


For those who know her. Tips: 350.

If you can find her, you are a genius. If you can't, i can't blame you. CALL ME WHEN YOU SEE HER.

Love gifts from Yvonne Chin

Debra and Yvonne Chin on their latest time out with the pro dating guru, obviously me. Sorry, i don't have their numbers and if i somehow do, you can't have it. I've gone through too much problems with guy friends who asked for girl's numbers from me. I even had one guy calling me the other night begging me to help him out because apparently one of the girl's who is also my friend whom he texted actually went to the police and had his number reported. The cops called my friend up and told him that they received a complain that my friend was sending illicit messages to the girl. Asked on whether it's true, my guy friend denied. You decide.

















Here's Yvonne and Adrian ( my cousin ). I just wonder why everytime i take a pic of him, he would be doing the constipating-looked...hmmm. Anyways, Yvonne Chin got back from Australia and got me few items which thought that it suited me PERFECTLY WELL. I thought otherwise.

















I was given a pen and a small glass. How thoughtful. I had given her more, my cousin. By the way, i don't know whether they are still together but that's not what this article is about now. Sorry for digressing.

















The pen which features a boxing kangaroo even has it's ears ripped or chewed off. Remember Mike Tyson vs Evander Holyfield? Well, can't say much about this pen here as it's just a pen only with 2 boxing arms.

















The next item would be the tiny glass which has the words " MIND BOGGLING BOOBS " on it and it even shows pictures of ladies with their different types of boobs. This particular ones is call the " Has Beens " . Not that i know what it means. :P


















Next, it shows two ladies with boobs with different sizes. The blonde bombshell got the title " Blockbusters " whereas the other brunette lady earns the title " Pears " . I seriously think this is a joke from them. Do i even look like one horny bastard who keeps staring at girl's boobs from time to time? Or do i look like i DO NOT KNOW how to differentiate? I have good analytical skills for goodness sake and i seriously don't need this. This is way too much.

















" Sweet Potatoes " ?? This little gift actually has given me wonderful knowledge and insights on fruits and vegetables that could actually represent or treated as a sort of comparison among boob sizes. On another note, female readers please treat this article of mine and use it as guide to determine what kinda vege or fruit you belong to.

Ah Xiang's Stall @ New Yakin

Everybody knows this place. It's located at New Yakin Food Centre and it's where most hasher peeps come here to have Ah Xiang's delicious fried kueh tiaws. I went there few days ago with few of my friends. I don't have too much friends as of late due to my commitment with work. LOL.

















So i got myself a plate of their wonderful presented dish. Ah Xiang's fried noodles tasted great with tomato essence in it. Sometimes i opt for their fried mee hoon which tasted equally good too. No, i don't have any shares there so don't worry about me promoting wrong stuff.

















The best is to have it with their personally hand-made belacan paste. To be frank, their belacan has gone down drastically in terms of taste and quality possibly due to the effects of the dancing class opposite his stall. Those techno beats certainly messes up people's mind.

















Just another of those close up for you guys who are studying overseas. Don't you miss em?

No.6 Stall at Open Air Market - The Ah Loke Stall

I'm doing this without any advertising fees involved. Few days back, i went to this particular stall for supper. I'm pretty sure that many Mirians would know this place as it has been around for as long as i can remember. Stall NO.6 is where noodle lovers should really go to during the night.
















It's manned by 5 - 6 people comprising of uncles and aunties . Their noodles are always sold out before 9.30PM and that's a testament to how popular their dish are. It has been a while since i last tried their noodles out and when i finally did, it still tasted the way it was few years back. They had maintained the taste of it's dish but i couldn't agree about the portion of the noodles though. Heh. I can't say anything much because their relative tend to play footy with me every weekend.

















People from all walks of life gather around the open air market to chill after a day of hard work. I've seen many famous faces around but this time, it's only me. ehem. And by the way, the most common face you would be spotting are few rats crawling around the area.

















So, i ordered a bowl of their extremely famous noodles.

















Few Char Siew to complement the noodles. It didnt took long for me to order another plate of steamed chicken.

















While consuming this plate of steamed chicken, it reminded me of a time when there's a guy who came up and ordered some noodles and here goes the actual dialogue:

Man: Tauke, give me three packets of noodle and give me the drumsticks.
Tauke: Ok, then who will eat the chicken breasts?
Man: Er...... ok, erm... i think i eat the chicken breasts then.

LOL. The guy should had either said others will eat or something rather than giving in. Remember, customers is always right. I totally enjoyed looking at that dumb look on the guys face and the giggles from the other patrons.

















So, not content with the noodles and the steamed chicken, i ordered another bowl of their chicken porridge. It's hearty and usually people have it after exercise at night. Think straight ok? I ain't talking about those hard to do maneuvers on bed.

















and if you all haven't try their porridge yet, what are you still waiting for? The right time to go would be around 7.30PM. See you there and if you see me there, do help me settle my bills. Thanks.

Mitsu Shabu Shabu Restaurant

Greetings earthlings, i am back. I know i know you miss my posts and i even dreamt about you peeps constantly checking out my post daily and went back disappointed by my lack of updates. Here's one for this month.

















I was invited by my pal Michelle Ting few........ weeks back to try out this newly establish restaurant dubbed the Mitsu Shabu Shabu restaurant as it was located just right beneath the place where she do all the sweaty, hot and energetic dancing stuffs and with all those girls upstairs dancing to some techno stuffs every 6PM. I don't really love japanese food to be honest with you but it has nothing to do with this because it serves taiwanese food. Do not get confused by the name though.

















The picture says it all. Girls who spend time with Adam regardless of dining out, cruising around town, playing puzzles or even hide and seek are ALWAYS ENJOYABLE and ALWAYS a day to remember. By the way, the interior of Mitsu Shabu Shabu looks exactly like how a ...er ... new restaurant should look like.

















The menu features a kinda big size guy giving us the thumbs up. What's that suppose to mean? Nowadays i don't see kids doing this to me, normally they give me the middle royale salute. Talking about following new trends. huh.

















Mitsu Shabu Shabu does offer patrons to dine in steamboat style but i didnt want to spend money on dipping raw food all day long so i got the.. [ i forgot ] spaghetti-lookalike dish. It tasted exactly like what the waitress told me " SPECIAL " . To be honest it tasted weird. I guess the chef back there was relieving himself few minutes earlier.
















A close up on the rather weird tasting dish. I encourage everyone to try it out. Not that it tasted good but everyone gotta try things which taste weird. This takes me to a time where i was contemplating to eat the dog food which my dogs left behind. Cough.. curiosity curiosity.

















Michelle got herself a large bowl of some tom yam-like noodle dish. She forced me to try it. I didn't. It wouldn't had look good because the other girls dancing above might walk passed and should they caught me in such a manner, they would be really disappointed. I'm sorry Michelle. LOL

















I actually did ordered a plate of beef noodle earlier and it was really good. I highly recommend their beef noodle as it's appetizing and fulfilling too. Before i forget, it's located just beside New Yakin Food Centre.