Friday, April 28, 2006

Walking up the stairs to my office

I reached the 1st floor. I intend to walk up another level, i stood and rest for a while, then i proceed to walk 18 steps on the stair case to my office, panting.

Touching my chin

I thought of writing a new article, but then i decided not to , thus i placed my chin on my palms and sigh~..

Thursday, April 27, 2006

Weekend Schedule

This serves as a reminder that i won't be updating my blog for the next 3 days. Why? 1st of May is Labour's Day!! Hooray!! Hooray!! Hu......huh..

Anyways, this is what i will be doing on the weekend.

29-04-2006 ( Saturday ):

I will be around office in the morning til lunch time. Anybody who would like to miss call me or find me out for a drink, please do so. you can reach me via this number: 085 - 660 446, Extn: 111 . ( Oh yeah, i have my own line ) . Nothing beats having a hot cup of cappucino early in the morning, what more to say the bill it's on you.

I will probably be on time for my scheduled whole body foot reflexology in the afternoon. I seriously need some pampering after being without it for 2 weeks straight. This reflexology stuff really turns me on, i would just cancel any important dates just to have both my feets massage by the hands of strong muscular guys who wears singlet and everytime they would asked you the same question over and over again. " Does it hurt? " , " Am i squeezing too hard? " , " Do you enjoy it? " ..... heck, i am cool if being asked 5 times, but not being asked every 2 minutes. I am IN for an hour of relaxation, not an hour of Q & A Session ok?!?


Foot Reflexology at Yi Kang's:
Adam's recommendation:
45 Minutes - RM 28
1 Hour - RM 38


Ps: Yi Kang Reflexology, Hello?!? I don't want the same young chap from Kuching to massage my feet again ok? It hurts like hell. Damn it. It's been 2 times straight that i had been "SERVICED" by your very inconsiderate staff and i would gladly asked for another more EXPERIENCED personnel.

I seriously had not been pleased by the service provided by the young Kuching chap. I didn't bother to remember his name as he really looks like some guy from Power Station. Pray that i'll receive a better treatment tommorow.

After much pampering, i will be down at Pusat Belia , beside Stco Middle School for some friendly match with a group of football newbies by the name of STARCAR. It really did sound like DAKAR or even DA KAAA in hokkien which means, big leg or someone important. But by the looks on their face, they wouldn't even scare the shit out of any ants at my backyard. LOL. I always sound arrogant but that's just me, and people HEART me for that.

Off topic again, i will be at home to catch up on the biggest match this entire season!!! CHELSEA vs MAN UNITED!!!! Heck, i am relishing the prospect of Cristiano Ronaldo against Del Horny...Horno i meant and Wayne Rooney against the rest of those Chelsea losers. My prediction will be Chelsea 1 Man United 3.

You can catch it live on ESPN at 7.oopm HK time.


I might go out for some supper , it all depends on my mood after the live match though. Will upadte you folks soon. Right after my Berkenu Trip on Monday. I am going for Wild Boar Hunting...

Scratching my butt

My butt had a slight itch. I reached out for my right hand and scratch my right butt cheeks vigorously. The itch was relieved and i was able to continue with my activities.

Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Adam the Hairstylist Talks about...

TRIMMING YOUR OWN PUBES!!!!!!!!!!!

Boys and girls, now don't be shy, sit down and let me , the Grandmaster K brief you on how to DO it the right way. The Grandmaster K way....

Have you ever, at least once, in your life think of trimming or shaving your own pubes?? Now admit it, we all know we do. If you have decided to trim but is still unsure of HOW to deal with the rather annoying pubes you got, boys and girls, you ARE in luck for you have come to the right place.

All you need is to GRAB a fresh Razor or Scissor, and pay close attention to the following steps to avoid in grown hairs and infections.

Trim It.
To make this process easier, trim the genital area before applying the razor! You'll save blades this way. Electric razors, clippers (with safety guards) or scissors work well. To get a closer cut and avoid unwanted nicks, pull the hair up then trim away. If the art of pubic shaving is new, you may want to let the hair short for a couple of days. This allows the genitals to become comfortable the transition you are about to make.

Soak it.
Soak the pubic area in warm to hot water, or lay a warm cloth over the area for about 10 minutes. This softens coarse pubic hair and makes it easier to shave and style.

Lather it.
Never dry shave your pubes! If you do pain and irritation will most likely follow. Use shaving cream or gel to lather the pubic area. A thin layer of petroleum jelly will foster a closer shave. Soap doesn't make the best lather for pubic shaving. Note that some people may have allergic reactions to certain lathering products.

Shave it.
Now your pubic area is ready to meet the razor. There are many different ways to style your pubes. Think about it before you start and be as creative as you desire. It is recommended to shave the same way the hair grows. However to get a closer shave you may want to also shave in the opposite direction. Some state this causes red bumps and ingrown hairs, but everyone is different. If you feel comfortable, try it. In addition, don't constantly stroke the same area during the shave, this may irritate the skin. Two to three short strokes are ideal. Lastly, stretch the skin to reach the difficult hairy spots.

First-Timers: The pubic area is sensitive and may take time to adjust to the razor. Four to six is common. In addition, slowly acquaint the genitals with shaving. Once a week is plenty for your first month. Don't worry about a smooth shave the first month.

Exfoliate (remove dead skin)
One thing that people forget that is very important is to clean your skin after shaving. The best way is with a "loofa sponge" and your normal body soap. Due to sensitivity of this area, rub lightly with the sponge to prevent skin irritation. This will help remove anything that might clog the pores. Ordinary sponge are available at your local stores across town. Watsons or E-11 to name a few.

Moisturize it.
After the shave is completed rinse, dry and moisturize the freshly shaven pubic area. Baby oil and aloe Vera are two suggestions. It's best to avoid moisturizers that contain fragrances and colors, since this may cause irritation. In addition, you may want to powder the area afterwards for comfort. Don't use products that include talcum, it causes irritation.

Upkeep It.
Wash shaven genitals on a daily basis. This helps remove unwanted oils and sweat. In addition, you may wish to moisturize and powder the area daily to avoid irritation. If you keep the hair short, you'll avoid stubbles, which causes itching. Try to wear cotton underwear and to stay away from tight fitting cloths pants. The lack of air circulation and friction of tight cloths may lead to in-grown hairs.

Downsides of removing the pubic hair

For some people, pubic hair is always easy and fun. However, for many other people it presents problems. When the genital hair begins to grow back, itching often occurs. Red bumps and ingrown hair may appear. To relieve the irritation, you can apply cortisone cream. Actually some SHEA BUTTER would do. You could take a can of it home from L OCCITANE. If these symptoms cause you stress or don't go away, see a doctor.

Some people have allergic reactions to certain shaving products, soaps, moisturizers and powders. As a solution, try hypoallergenic creams, moisturizers, or soaps. If this fails, don't shave or trim your hair.

Some women have noted genital sensitivity during menstruation. If shaving becomes uncomfortable for women during their periods, they should time pubic shaving around their menstruation cycle.

And if one type of hair removal gives you trouble, you might consider trying a different type or hair removal. For instance, shaving might irritate your skin, but waxing might not cause as much irritation or in-grown hairs.

Keep in mind that your pubic area is not the only body part than can experience red bumps, ingrown hairs, allergic reactions to products and razor burn when shaved. In other words, be aware of the warnings but don't let them scare you off.

If you want to trim or remove your hair and feel comfortable with the idea, i say GO FOR IT !

Remember: Being Well Groomed is important even if it's not visible at first glance..

Grandmaster K's Choice:

The NEW GILLETE FUSION.


Testimonials:

Christopher L from Sandakan : I have been reading through your post and i find it very helpful as i have been experiencing sleepless nights due to this itch which had been haunting me for the past few weeks. Now that i followed your tips, i feel like a MAN again. Thkx.

Sebastian Yew from Kuala Belait: I am doing construction works and i had to be under the sun for long hours which of cause encourage the accumulation of sweat and oil down where the sun don't shine. The itch had been unbearable since 5 days ago and i had tried plucking it the Sarawakian way but all i got is more irritation. Thnks adam for saving me from this. I work more efficiently now.

Christine Ling from Johor Bahru: Ever since i started to follow your tips, i found that my boyfriend had been getting more turned on of late. He had been harrasing me to make love with him 5 days straight , 4 times each day ever since i trim my pubes. He's 55 years old now but he's going strong like my dad's BMW.

Annoynmous from Miri: Your tips rocks man! Man, i could run faster, tackle the ball harder, and heck, i had been scoring a hell lot more lately. Peace out, Josephians.

Ricky Goh from Miri: I really need to admit that i had been trimming my pubes the wrong way. I thought i knew, but i was wrong. I opted for Gillete disposable razors instead of the newest Gillete Fusion Razors. Ever since i started to trim my pubes at the age of 18, i found it irritating as i had been experiencing itchiness all over my private part. I lose self confidence as i could barely perform to my best during my ballet classes. As most of my dancing mates would be happily leaving for home after shower, i on the other hand had to stay back and lather my pubes with DETTOL soaps like mad just to reduce to itch. A big thumbs up to you who really did bring back the confidence in me via this article. Props. I owe you one....just one.

Monday, April 24, 2006

I'm Sorry, I Love You.....

I wasn't able to finish the last episode as i took nearly 4 months to complete just 10 episodes so i decided to lend it to someone else instead. I thought it was the best and most emotional movie that i ever witness in my entire life........
and i was so.....wrong.

I always thought of the perfect place for a couple to date, to admit their feeling towards each other, to hold hands, to have the girl/or boy lean beside you or in some cases on your shoulders ( left or right , it doesn't matter ) , to look into your eyes, to whisper the words.... " I'm sorry...... I love you... " I always thought the beach was the perfect place......
and....i was wrong too....

and very often, i lie on the bed imagining two sweet people, walking down the pathment, or on the beach...... cause i never in my life had the chance to do so.... and i always have this fantasy of a sweet girl and a gentleman being with each other ..... God Willing...let them be together... forever......
















Sigh....why am i always wrong?!?!?


My Perfect Song to this.... " HOME " Brian Mcknight. Just read the lyrics and look at the picture above.

Thinking back when we first met
I remember what you said
You said you'd never leave me
I let go of your hand
Built my castle in the sand
But now I'm reachin' out again
And I'm not letting go
Till you

Hold me
Mold me
Sometimes I feel so all alone
See, I gotta find my way back home
So why don't you
Shape me
make me
Wash me whiter than the snow
I gotta find my way
Back home







Friday at Yi Ha Hai

Clams, Steamed Fish, Belacan Bidin, Sweet & Sour Crabs, Japanese Tofu are few local delicacies on menu at Joanne's farewell dinner. We were supposed to arrive at 7Pm sharp but like the usual me, i came half an hour late because there were really more important things to do such as trimming my toe nails and applying baby lotion all over my body. ( Now don't think too far ).

To my surprise, Ah Yen, Desmond and Joanne were the only trio who actually were the only ones sitting at a table for 12. Where are the others?!? I could not believe actually i am one of the few who came earlier than the rest. DARN IT!!! Where's my VIP status now??? Crap...

Anyways, the food was okay and i really enjoyed the pile of clams which i over-consumed. You don't wanna know what happened after i went back. I thought i could managed to hang out with my boss and colleagues for some serious clubbing style , No, i ended up with some serious lavatory style instead.

Anyways, the only two pics which i am happy to upload for you peeps who werent there to see:
( I am just too lazy to upload the rest as they don't include me )






* I've always tell you i am the "MAIN" Man.
Anyways , does my shirt matches the Green
Kailans?









* They say It's unlucky to have 3 in a pic. I say, i wouldn't mind a threesome. Oh ya, I really need a new hair style. Anyone can intro me some serious hairstylist. Ps: No Maxcell Please.







I got back early as i didnt feel quite well. Damn those Clams and Prawns!!!!!! I Hate you!!!! All in all i really enjoyed the dinner. We will see you soon again Joanne. All the best.


Did you know: Park City Everly is having a " Eat all you can for rm 60 per head " every weekend. Big Head Prawns, Clams, and all kinds of Sifooott Sea Food is available to satisfy your palate.

Friday, April 21, 2006

What Da Farrrrrrrkh?

Just very very very , very recently, as in yesterday noon time. 12.12pm and 12 seconds to be exact, i received a rather strange phone call from my mum.

" What are you trying to do? Two timing?!? What kind of a guy are you? F**k u Man!! C*bai.. I don't want to hear my son is going out with another girl do you understand me?!?" Yelled my mum.

" Huh?!? What's this all about?!? Is it wrong to eat and drink at the same time? Oh you meant with girls huh? NOWAY! I didn't go out with another girl!! Why would you say that?" I asked.

Mum: " My friends told me that they had been seeing you "HOLDING HANDS " with some cute young kawaii chick in Boulevard. Do you admit it?!? "

Adam: " BULLSHIT!!! That's ridiculous! I didnt go out with girls alone by the way, heck, i never hold hands too." <--- What i meant was hold hands lately.

Mum: " You dare yell back at me? Now just admit it. "

Adam: " Admit what? That i am two timing? The truth is i never went out with a girl and what more to say hold hands! Come on lar... "

Mum: " I don't fucking care come on or come what, CUM LAN lar... you better know what you're doing , you gotta be responsible!!!!! " < --- She didnt say cumlan, i add it in.

Adam:
" Chill mum..chill, i would like to stress that this conversation is going nowhere, not only it's wasting dad's credit , this whole hold hands, girl and me walking down boulevard is an utter bullcrap. "

Mum: " Watch your language now son! You don't wan to end up with a slap and a 24k gold ring right up your babyface! "

Adam: " Now who told you that i had been out with a girl? "

Mum: " I wouldn't wanna tell you, all i know is that she got very good eyes and she saw you holding hands. "

Adam: " Then i think that it's either your friend is around 80 years old or maybe she's a visibly impaired young girl. "

Mum: " You come home right now! I need to discuss certain issues with you!"


Now, we all know it sucks when you get interrupted by a phone call while you are happily munching down bits and pieces of [yourdesireddishhere] , what more to say when you learnt that you had been framed?!? It just mess up the whole mood.

Now, i'll give you few reasons why that could not be me, and i need to justify that.

  1. I am Adam, Adam Kuek to be exact, one and only. Second to none. The best there is, there was and there ever will be ( unless someone better comes along, which chances are it might not happen )
  2. Everyone wants a piece of me. Girls and Guys. Bi's are no exception too.
  3. Thus resulting in guys spreading rumours about me.
  4. But if it's a girl, it's either she's jealous i never ever invited her out or maybe, she wants me to break off with my gf.
  5. Anyone smart enough to have an affair will not, in any circumcision circumstances, date a girl out in Public and not at Boulevard for f^^k's Sake.
  6. If i want to bring a girl out, it's not to boring boulevard or pelita tunku. It's more like the beach or my room some posh restaurant.
  7. Patrick love Wei Saeng so much he touch his weiners.
  8. Girls don't want to go out with me because i'm not worthwhile, i am just worthless.
So there you go. I hope i had made everything clear.


Did you know: The only time i went out with a girl alone is when my friends left for the rest room.

Thursday, April 20, 2006

Weekend Schedule

Just to inform you peeps what i'm up to this weekend:

21-04-2006:

I'll be going to Yi Ha Hai restaurant for Joanne Bala's farewell party at 7.00pm . No, she's not getting married or going to the Philipines to look for Bryanboy for good. She's going to jump ship elsewhere. LOL. I aint gonna say where. You owe me one.

22-04-2006:

Saturday, will be in the office from 8am til 12pm. Proceed to have my car's alignment done at noon. Then i would probably have a round of footy in the evening or wank to my hearts delight take my dogs out for a walk. At night, 98% my friends will be coming around and talking loads and loads of "crepes" til dawn.

23-04-2006:

Sunday morning: Praising the Lord
Afternoon: Have lunch besides desserts
Evening: Will be hanging around Lutong air strip revving up my B18cr
Nite: Will be partaying at Rachel Yong's house as she's having her birthday bash at 7pm. I hope there's many Siew Mai around. I prefer that than pork chops. Tsk tsk.

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

A little Test


You scored as Art. You should be an Art major! How bohemian!

Psychology


100%

Philosophy


100%

Art


100%

Journalism


92%

Biology


83%

Mathematics


83%

English


83%

Theater


83%

Dance


83%

Engineering


83%

Sociology


75%

Anthropology


75%

Linguistics


75%

Chemistry


58%

What is your Perfect Major? (PLEASE RATE ME!!<3)
created with QuizFarm.com


Well..... it's me anyways. I really do think i am gifted.

Korean Love

I aint a big fan of Korean dramas to be honest. I choosed to listen to trance and watch porno horror movies instead, but then sometimes things do changed and as we all know, all my cd boxes are filled with sentimental korean love songs and korean lyrics which well..... i do not understand and besides that i don't think my gf is too fond of korean dramas as well. Maybe it's because it's a korean movie and certainly it's hard to understand what they are talking about or maybe its just because of these...



* Yeah baby...It's Im Soo Jung. Itsey Cutesy Koreanese Chick.









or


* Son Ye Jin the pretty one. * ( Thanks to Plastic Surgery of cos .. )










or


* This is KAN MI YEUN!!! ( Ps: not Kanmien ok Yvonne Chin?!?! )







Pretty and Chio aren't there? Makes you feel like booking a ticket to SEOUL right?

Just recently, my colleague Ah Yen hooked me up with a korean drama entitled " I'm Sorry, I Love You" . It's a 15 episode DVD drama that brings up the gayishness and faggotishness in oneself. Not only will you feel hurt or down by watching these Cds, even those Indon Gangsters will also repent after watching this movie. SERIOUSLY, KOREAN MOVIES are EVIL!!!

Why?


It changes your perception towards Love. It's not for the faint hearted, not avisable for those who just experienced heartbreak, certainly not suitable for pregnant woman any macho man as it really does hurt your egos, lower your self esteem and etc. I actually wasted 4 days , doing nothing productive except for staring at the 43" tv screen day by day, cd after cd, Cottage fries after cottage fries.... DOING ABSO-freaking-Lutely NOTHING AT ALL!!!!

" You're Obsessed!!!!" Yelled my mum
" You're GAY man!!!" Yelled Benjamin Pui

Heck, i don't even know when i started to be so into korean love dramas, let alone know why i like it. I tell you this Korean craps are really evil. I don't even know why on earth did i laughed, got mad or cried a little while watching these very very evil love dramas. Was it the music? Probably.... very soft, sentimental song just keep you feeling blue and down and hurt, it evokes a deep sad feeling from who knows where and you start to remember all those sad memories.... it all just comes back. AND YES!!! I KNOW IT SOUNDS GAY!!!! But it's really that addictive. I am not easily impressed "but after watching just a half an hour preview of it", i got so totally hook on it. Even my friend here also watch faggotish korean flicks too...

Someone believe me please.. Mr Austin really is an avid fan of Winter Sonata.


For you all anti-korean peeps, who doesn't get turned on by korean MV's or Korean Dramas except for Korean Porns, below is a very touching korean MV. What you see inside is what korean dramas are about ; Love, Heartbreak, Sadness, Sex, Drugs, Pitiful bullcraps!!




Seriously, i really need some medical checkup. I don't know what's wrong with me lately. I started to write poems, play piano, watch KOREAN dramas, talk k-o-r-e-an , dress like a korean, bath like a korean, talk like a korean, have my hair styled like a korean. But of all the changes i made, there's one thing which i really am happy with, my 8" cock shift stick But i'm still proud to be a chinese Malaysian. I love you Malaysia, always & forever. Peace!!~~ ( now this sounds really gay )


Did you know: Koreans are Asians too. :)

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Very very disturbing indeed..

Oh right, i admit that i had been posting up gay or faggotish post , been browsing through Victoria Secrets & LV sites , been hanging around with gay friends and been really following not-so-straight guys blog. EXAMPLE: www.bryanboy.com

( but still i love girls, sorry to disappoint ya all )

Writing about it is not something easy, as you need to take several issues into consideration. First of all, you need to identify the person who you are writing on ( which is easy, and i'm contradictin myself again ), you need to think of the effects which will arise after that, you need to ...... ah screw that!!! I'm gonna write what i want, just seeing this pic,

Really did remind me of this:


OH YEAH!!! This is a guy ok?!? ( Thnkx Bryan Boy )



Did you know: Never did i realized half the guy Hairstylist in Miri are actually either Gay or Faggs and that they patronised Embargo. ( Daily: 7.30Pm to 10.30Pm as they have curfew )

* P/s: Ah Bait is Straight.

Sunday, April 16, 2006

Gay?

" I heard that there's this guy who is after you adam.... you're dead "
" Hey adam, he's looking at you.... i think he wants you "

WAHLAOOEHHH!!!!!!

Die lor me!!! This phrase has been lingering over my brain for the past 2 days. Not AGAIN! Okay! I know that i won't have any probs making the opposite sex get attracted to me, but heck, i'm not into same sex ok?!? Even if the world comes to an end, i would not have feelings for any guys ok? Unlike few people i know...

Adam: What's with that gay stuff anyway? This is serious dude. I need some exlanation on why this is happening?
Huat: Maybe it's that people see ya hanging around with those good mates of yours?
Adam: No Way, we have gf's. Tiew.. i think people see me hanging out with ya guys few days back eh?
Huat: No..
Adam: Yes...damn u groupies are love buds and sissy playmates!
Huat: No...
Adam: You dare deny? I got the evidence man.. u guys are sick.

Ah Huat and Yong Ming, Guilty of Indecent Acts. Chargable under Syariah Laws. ( or whatever it is )

Yong Hua and Richard sharing a light moment together. Ewwww

The Threesomes.... ( Left: Ah Bait, Huat, Chee Wee (Adrian's FOH) )

Andrew and Richard loves potrait pics like every other taiwanese girls do. Just that they are guys.

Ah Bait reinventing the newest cross leg trend. He does it better than you Miss Malaysias, you should learn from the masterbatebait.

6 GaysGuys and 2 Girls. All with the same mind.

Can you feel the togetherness? Can you feel the "Don't be afraid-i'm-here-to-protect-you" ness. Can you just feel it?

Not satisfied over doing group hugs, they took matters into their own hands by imagining themselves as Mc D's Favourites. Top to Bottom: Mc Deluxe , Big Mac and Fillet - o - Fish.

I did not know where i got this, but i know there's something fishy about this picture right inside Adrian's computer.

Actually, i have nothing against guys who love guys or guys who have feelings towards the same sex. But then, i do not condone such acts cause it will just tarnish my image. There are so many fishes in the sea, why choose a guy? WHY? WHY?!? (Tell me why..Ohh~ Nothing but an heartache~...tell me why.... backstreetboys ) . After browsing through stacks and piles of their pics..... i really did felt quite uneasy. I don't know if it's me or what but then just look at it yourselve and decide.

But one thing i know for sure who actually made them the way they are now is this person:


YES!!!!! This is the man who really is into guy-guy relationship. Ah Fong. Voice of David Tao, Style of Jay Chou , Face of Lee Hom.. ( Kiss you Goodbye )



Did you know: My friends are either Gay or Faggots. It's a Fact. But i'm not.