Birthday wishes

Birthdays are supposed to be celebrated the right way.

I envy how many of my friends could actually come up with Birthday Partays every year.

I envy how they could gather sweet nubile chicks to their partays. Chicks who i never came across that is.

I envy how they can waste their parents money and happily blow candles and mess up the house and leave the cleaning up to their parents after the par-tay.

I envy how they can possibly enjoy every minute of it...........

I don't understand how they can celebrate the day when they were born and yet not think about what their mum went through during the 3 hrs of ordeal.

I don't understand why people need to make a wish before blowing the candles.

............and i don't understand why i am born on 21st December 1983.

where everyone is off HOLIDAY-ING!!!!! DAMN!!!!!

Anyways, 27th of May and 28th of May are a special day for this 2 persons i know, and i would like to wish them a HAppy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

Name: Adolphus Kresna Kuek
Relationship: My Brother
Nickname: Nerd or Phus
Occupation: Chronically unemployed
Future Plans: To be an Architect
Prefered Birthday Gift: Burberry Boxers
Hp Number: 012 300 3490
School: Lim Kok Wing University
D.o.B: 27 - 05 - 1985

Adam Says: I bet he is having fun with his nerdy friends in Puchong now, getting all wasted and stoned.


and

Name: Patrick Wu Chuan Leong
Relationship: -
Nickname: 8084 , Kui Kong , PIMPdaddy
Occupation: IT Supervisor by day, Self-employed Pimp Daddy by nite
Future Plans: To befriend Karen Lee
Prefered Birthday Gift: 1 Carton of PallMall Cigs
Hp Number: 016 872 9909
D.o.B: 28 - 05 - 2006

Adam Says: Won't be having trouble finding people to partay with him as he has tons of Lawas and Marudi chicks to hang around with. Birthday wish is to know Karen Lee.




Short Talk: How i wish my birthday would be dateed earlier so everyone can celebrate it with me.... i am so lonely..... :(

A Night's Out

Former Team Authority and Ex Simple gang members met up on 20-21st May 2006 on a record breaking 9 hour photoshot event ( The longest in our own history ). The Venue: Along Imperial Mall's highway. No budget ma....so anywhere can do lar.

(Left-Right: Ah Fan the fat-girl lover, Ah Ben the Sex Maniac, Patrick Wu the PIMPSTER and Adam the Sweet-talker. * Adrian the Jay-Choued-immitator was behind the camera )

Well, firstly and like always, i would give the credits to Adrian Tiong ( www.adriantiong.blogspot.com ) who came out with such good photographic skills considering the fact that he did it without 2.0 Megapixels.

Anyways the event was up inconjuction of the 2006 state election. Not that it has anything to do with it, it was just basically more of a "PUBLICITY STUNT" we were trying to pull out. But to me it was more like "PUBLICITY WHORING" instead of "STUNT" cause my friends there were just too timid to do any stunts. They even shudder to the thought of trimming their own pubes, which is the last thing you would want to do with the scissors around.

So, we start off pretty late ( probably around 9.00 PM ) alongside Imperial Mall's highway. Opposite Season's Karaoke to be exact. This is due to the fact that we need the whole area totally cut off of any human beings. Yes Yes, i know.... you're saying we are human beings too but then....we are MORE to the special side.

Special are those who are able to crash their car at their own free will and have their engine "modified intensively" when they feel like they want to.

Special are those...

...who are able to....

..respray their own car at free will , and base on their mood too.
Ben felt blue that particular day that he totally "BAYSIDE BLUED" his chue-cha-bo vehicle.

But of all the cars the special ones drive, certainly theres only ONE head turner, ONE leader, ONE self-proclaimed gangster, ONE famous PIMPSTER's car that couldn't be left out at all...

without further due, i, Adam NS Kuek, proudly bring to you.... his MODUS OPERANDI while searching for CHA BOs of all ages, races and in certain cases...SIZES. Say Hello to;

"The Black Beauty 8084"

The word says " 4G92 T " which means MIVEC Turbo.

Richie Goh: " Wow... his car is turbocharged liaw huh? "
Adam : " Not yet...but soon..... "
Richie Goh: " Tiew... It must be hell for him to realise that he's yet to TURBOCHARGED his car. "
Adam : " No, he doesn't really mind as long as CHICKs love him "

Few would actually believe that this v.e.h.i.c.l.e here could actually hook up with some decent chicks, but Mr. Patrick had proved them critics wrong again. Not once, but more than i could ever remember.

Try asking the local female folks who works at Imperial's departmental store, or the female assitant who sits around the lingerie section in Parkson on whether they had ever came across this car. I can bet 6 grands plus another 7 on you that, they would know him in and out.

The sticker which emblazons the word " RACING DEVELOPMENT - TANABE " actually meant " PIMPIN DEVELOPMENT - MACEBUE " * In case you don't understand what macebue means, it's called Punani in Italian if i ain't mistaken. Punani means a woman's vagina/local fruit.

So, a guy who drives a black wira which constantly ;sexually harrass makes friendly gestures to females who walk by the roadside will certainly be remembered for his own deeds and because of that, he decided not to have his picture taken.

Therefore, the task of modelling or fooling around actually lies on me. En...JOI the pics below!

Seriously, that's a 3" gap dude. With all the babes he had been fetching up and down lately, no wonder he likes it low.

Adam = Me , showing off the right way to FINGER measure the gap.

Got Spoiler?

I guess that's the few pics we've got and by the way...before i finish this article, may i suggest you to set the following picture as your wallpaper. Thank you.

Adam, living the Mirian dream. Notice the attractive shoes and the gayish pose? I just love the lights cast on me.

-End-

Something Lame to share about:

Yesterday night, i went out with both my friends and few of my friends friend. This friend of mine, introduce us to his friend which he brought along. So, we sat at a round table because the cafe did not have any square table.

My parents were sitting just beside our table and yes, they also have a round table to dine on. So, this new friend sat just next to me and my first impression on him was " WAHLAOEH...so fierce meh this guy, looks like he got PMS leh today ", but then as we all started on our own conversation, he began to appear more on the talks.

I wasn't impress at first, as all of his jokes were either too lame, or just plain lame.

Alright, one thing that really seem disturbing about this guy apart from his bucked-toothed appearance, is he seems to have feeling for girls who are.... way.... above our flavour. Let's just make things short shall we?

He likes girls who are not thin, not slim but EXTREMELY FATTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!! Sorry, i apologize if i had offended anyone here, but then, it's true. This guy seems to have feeling for ladies who most guys would choose to run away from.

• Adam: Er... what is it about that this type of girls actually would turn you on man??
• New friend who love fat girls : I dunno, they seem to look extremely sexy to me...just look at their body..not too thin and not too big.
• Adam: ( Looks to the way he is pointing and gasp in disbelieve ) Oh Shoot!!! That's a girl? I thought that's a poster of a Rhinocerous mate...gosh. ( I really thought it was a poster )
• New friend who love fat girls : Yeah, nice... they just give you all the warmt you need.
• Adam: Now .. please... stop, can't you see i am having trouble finishing off my wantan mee?
• New friend who love fat girls : I just love their thighs... and their babyfat.. and they just seem so cute.
• Adam: Ok, i get it. It's just the way that you describe them makes me have all these goosebumps leh..
• New friend who love fat girls : Seriously, i had to thanked her parents for helping me to feed her. HAKHAKHAK

Actually i had nothing against people who are fat, but it's just that i seldom come across guys, who are illegible and way available who actually have this "thing" on people who are "cute". haha. I salute you man. I really do.

Do you want some? BN styleeeeee

This BN candidate here just got too hyped up that he took matters into his own hands.



This minister here mislead the public that BN actually stands for BANGING NATIONALS instead of BARISAN NASIONAL. * I applause *
* BANGING Nationals....

Stealing what's not mine.

I noticed a pack of nicely wrapped APOLLO Chocolate Layer Cake on Yen's table. The thoughts of biting onto the soft cushion-liked chocolate flavoured layer cakes prove too much. I made sure no one is around and i quickly grab hold of the layer cake and quietly slipped it into my pocket.....delighted.

Confessions of a lonely swan

( This is a long post, Based on a True Story ) really..


Aiight... that sounds so faggotish aye?

That's because i have been hanging out with guys who i thought are "SUPPOSE" to be straight guys lately. I found out they weren't as straight as i initally thought them to be.... I am traumatized....

i really am. I am still coming to terms with what happened. Scr*w you who said i aint.

One of my friends, whom i refuse to name recently told me something which truly happened that i found quite amusing.

Here goes;

There's this buncha guys who regularly patronise this chill-out establishment called EMBARGO cafe . EMBARGO cafe is a place which offers over-priced menus and also tunes which are just quite..... not-so-modern. If you need any euphemism for the word not-so-modern, the word "Classic" will sound just fine.

EMBARGO:

Exp1.
Ban on imports of a particular good into a country

Exp2.
When one is denied of intercourse or sexual activity from his/her partner



EMBARGO is just situated a stone throw's away from Bintang Plaza, which is also known as Parkson to the local folks, but don't any of you get mistaken with it. EMBARGO seems to be the perfect place to "chill" or "relax" till ........ this group of young males appear out from nowhere. ( Mostly they are from Pei Min and Dato' )

This group of young studs with ridiculous hairstyle and clothing certainly is part of EMBARGO's daily famous faeces faces. You could just identify them straightaway by their sissy looks and gayish acts.

I might sound a little bias here, but read along and you will understand.

With the "Long Live Faggotry" spirit clearly rooted in them, this guys actually display affection towards one another in public. YES! PUBLIC!

Adam: Please lar.... wahlaoeh, you want to kiss him, you can go to the toilet and kiss right?
Jeff : No No No.. can't do, we like each other very much, we don't care who see us. We like attencion~ ( proceed to stress out on the word attencion~ = attention with an italian accent )
Adam: Ok lar ok lar, are you both the only couple... *ehem* who are gay?
Jeff : Nah... we all are gay alright?
Adam: Oh......ok...


So, this Jeff guy had a boyfriend. But the thing is, there's another person who actually like Jeff.
So, in an event this thing occurs, we normally call it LOVE TRIANGLE can?

But the difference with it is... they are all GUYS. ( Sometimes i just wonder how their pheremones can actually match up explosively well... )

Right, this 3rd person who i call Matthew came in and asked Jeff out. Jeff hesistated at first but the lure of Matthew's 3" prick EG8 converted to EG9 proved too much that Jeff eventually gave in. Hence they went to this very secluded place call The Esplanade.

which meant... JEFF CHEATED on HIS BF!!! JEFF had an AFFAIR!!!

Limpeh tell you this, Jeff's bf named Steven did not know what had happened. Steven was told by Jeff that he had cancelled their plan to go for a candle light dinner because he needs to do some errands and that he promised to meet up at EMBARGO later that night.

The sad thing was Steven actually waited for Jeff all night at EMBARGO , he waited for his call, he waited for his sms, he waited for Jeff to say the words " I MISS YOU STEVEN " , yet that Jeff was WILLINGLY letting Matthew take advantage of him behind Steven's back. * No, i meant back as behind, not butt .

PICTURE THIS:

• Steven ( Lonely Swan ) sits alone at a table right at the corner of EMBARGO , waiting for Jeff.
• Jeff and Matthew went to The Esplanade together with Matt's heavily tinted EG9 Civic.
• 3 Hours pass, Steven ( Lonely Swan ) is still waiting. 3 Hours pass, Jeff and Matthew are still deciding whether to hold hands or not.
  
• Matthew decided to wind down his windows so both of them could see the splash of the wave together.
  

Steven got so frustrated that, he decided to go cruising alone just to occupy himself with other things, other than thinking about Jeff. Steven thought that The Esplanade would be the best place to relax and to think back about all those happy moments which Jeff and Steven had together.

Only to find out upon arrival that, Matthew and Jeff are actually inside the car French-Kissing.....

Now, tell me boys and girls, how would you feel if you happened to be in Steven the Lonely Swan shoes? How would you feel when you saw your love ones ........ cheating on you in such a way? How? HOW?!?

Adam: It must be hell to realized that.
Adrian: Ya... i felt that way before too...with him...aiks..oops.. i meant her. ehek.
Adam: Er...

The scene where Jeff and Matthew kissed, according to my friends...was PRICELESS.
The scene where Steven saw both of them kissed, according to hismelf... was nerve racking.


and of cause, Steven got so mad that tears gradually rolled down his cheeks.... driving back home from The Esplanade to Luak Bay took longer than he could ever imagined. Just like how Jay Chou felt when he saw his love interest had an affair with another older guy.


He left a note on Matthews car..... " how could you? I had always trusted you Jeff....how could...you? " ( wahlaoeh..just like those cheesy Korean Dramas ler.. )

So, Jeff realized what he done wrong. ( after the anti-climax of cos )
that he tried in vain to call up Steven an explain.... he left a voice message.

" Steven... i'm really sorry to hurt you... i have always *sob* *sniff*.... love you. I know that i had done wrong... but it was all MAtthew's Fault... He took advantage of me.. He promised that he will send me back if i gave him a kiss.... , Steven, trust me... I did it for both of us. (I don't understand this part ) . I tried to stopped him, but he was too strong for me... i cannot do anything ... i had to give in to him because if i didn't, he would not had send me back...to you...i'm sorry, i love you. "


This is a true story. I had changed their names. They are all from Miri. =)

Headachheeeeeeeee

There's nothing to talked about. I am stress from work. I have tons of work waiting for me each day. I look at my desk and all i see are piles and piles of papers.

Instead of having piles and piles of cash, or piles and piles of Penthouse Mags, what i am given each day are Purchase Orders and Enquiries which requires me to work my a$$ off 8 hours straight. Minus 2 hours of gaming though.

Oh yeah, i am complaining about it now. Who wouldn't? Now, for those who are currently having the luxury of studying in college or any university irrespective of how good the educational level is, keep on studying. Trust me. The reason why?

1. You can't date in your workplace. ( It's not that i can't, it's that there's too much OVER-AGED ladies around, and ladies who are born around Teresa Teng's time do not turn me on )

2. You can't escape from your workplace. ( It's not that i can't, it's that if i do, i'll get my last paycheck. The last time i did, i spent 2 hours in my boss office )

3. You can't loiter around your workplace. ( It's not that i can't, it's that in an event which your colleagues spots you, your back will bleed massively due to the fact you got backstabbed...which is a common thing to happen in any work areas. )

So..you work your a$$ off to receive a PO for your company and eventhough you might be the guy whom the whole company is talkin about how great you do your work and other misc. bullsh*t, you come back home... realising that you got nothing still except for some backache you receive while sitting on your reclining chair everyday!

which comes to the conclusion that...
I need a better chair CASH!!! MORE CASHH!!!!!!

More Cash = No Stress
Less Cash = More Stress

LIMPEH want more cash so i can buy what i want, spend on things which are not my wants, and to show off the wants which i have that each and everybody are dreaming off. Woohoho.

So, i started to figure out ways to find cash? No.
So, i started to ask others for cash? I wish i could, but No.
So, i started to find ways to steal my gf's mum's gold coins. YES!
So, i actually took the opportunity to ask for other's opnions on how to earn BIG.


A respectable entrepeneur named Ling X X...... recently told me that:
" To be successful, you have to strive hard and work hard and work like your life actually depended on it and by then, the taste of success at the end of day would be so sweeett.. "

Adam says: Ya, it's just like those typical Ah Gong Ah Ma quotes. Don't you just get sick of listening to it? Everytime they will just give you these "work hard, strive hard" advices... makes you just wonder why they never ask you to slack off and stuff huh.


Another friend of mine ( Benjamin Pui ) spared me some "useful" tips:
" Being rich is simple, you gotta have a rich parent "

Adam says: That's some profound philosophical words right there my friend, like something straight out of Martin Luther's quotes.


A hip-hop/R&B fanatic by the name of Patrick Wu smartly came up with the quote:
" Get Rich or Die Trying "

Adam says: I seriously swear think that i have seen that phrase before. I just....couldn't remember where. Yet he insist it's genuine stuff from him.

* 50 cents - Blowing up da hood.
" Get Rich or Die Trying "












* Shizzle ma Nizzle Pat-to-da-Wu - Blowing up Mount Krakatoa
"Get Rich and Start Pimpin"











That's his motto.


After few rounds of How-To-Earn-Big Q & A's...... i failed miserably in aquiring useful tips and info because i came to the conclusion none of them are in a perfect state of mind to answer as they all just had too much booze earlier on. Next time perhaps..

Perodua Kelisa Models

As much as i hate to promote our own local vehicles, i still had to do it because i personally understand that most, if not all my readers are eagerly waiting for me to turn out with more cool / lame ( choose one ) pose. ( and did i mentioned i received a cool RM20.00 for each pic taken )

Just recently, on the 12th of May to be exact, my ever understanding cousin Adrian Tiong (www.adriantiong.blogspot.com ) provided me us with the necessary accessories to make this photoshot event such a huge success. Props to him for his willingness to coorperate. We wouldn't be able to promote those cheap in price and quality kelisa's model if it weren't for him. I seriously think that Kelisa is not that bad at all considering the fact it contains " DOHC " whatever cam , valve, etc. Truth is, it is a rather powerful car and comfy to drive with.

We also clearly understand that in order for Perodua to boost their annual sales, the only way they could ( afford to ) do is by recruiting amateur posers like us to do it for them. Posers who would appeal to the public thus resulting in the public being aware of the who's who supporting Perodua or vice versa.

Professional models like ....

...this???

..and theeesseee???

...and even mushroomhead-liked japanese model here??

or... this 38++ year old "extremely experienced" model?? pardon the sarcasm.

or this model who gyrates to lame canto technos?

Reality Check. The most economical way to promote is via US. Considering the amount of money one needs to invest through this professional models eh? Their daily rate cost 5 times of what i am currently receiving from various modelling agency around Miri City. Choose us.

YEAH 5 TIMES of what i am receiving now!!!! can you actually believe that? The world is so unfair.

Anyways, back to our photoshot. Eventhough, Perodua can't really afford to have the luxury of having tons and tons of kawaii chicks on board their promo tour or events, they still had the upper hand with us.

Not pleased by missing out on the Japanese Kawaii models, We, on the other hand had been ordered or asked ( by the Perodua BODs ) to do as convincing as an impersonation as we can of those pro male models instead.

A V6 989cc DOHC-12-4 Valve powered engine... sitting on 18" inch Enkei rims 14" Stock Rims, carefully wrap with Pirelli P2 Zr18 Tyres 166/55/R14 NanKang Tyres. with a sickening 2" disappointing 10" lowered gap. The (not so)Perfecto Kelisa.

Jay-choued initial D pose at it's best. Even better than the original some reviewed.

The perfect pose for the (not so) perfect car. Ben ( standing ) in a sober state of mind.

At only RM20.00 per day/per shot/per smile. It's a win-win situation with me and Perodua.
( The cone was placed to support my very huge egos )


end.

Did you know: You can contact me to pose for your promo pics / advert pics or whatever it is at a rate of Rm20.00 Per day.

Short talk

I've met ALOT of cocktalkers every single day of my life. From the person sitting on that reclining chair in my office to the girl who walks back home from school each day.

I have came across various le exotic types of bullcrap, cocktalk, lame jokes and so forth. But the latest piece of pie worth sharing is this:

From one of my friend, named yun.

( She was mad at me so, being the gentleman that i am..... )

Adam: Hey, are you okay? Seems like you are mad at me. What's wrong?

Yun: Because of you lor!!!!!!!

Adam: Huh? What me? I didnt do anything leh..

Yun: You keep on looking at my bag. I don't like!!!!!!

Adam: Er........ I just look at the design. Is there anything wrong?

Yun: Very "BIEN TAI" leh!!!!

Adam: Er.........


Now, it's not like she owns some Gucci or Prada handbag aiight? So, to me , what's the fuss aiight? To term me as "BIEN TAI" by having a thorough look at a handbag is by any means wrong, what more to wrongly accuse me ...the self-proclaimed ... greatest person in Miri?

I think someone needs a brain check.

Random Thoughts

The Da Vinci Code will be out this 18th May. Gambateh!! Eventhough i do not know what it is, because i didn't bother to read the novel, it really sounds rather exotic mysterious in a way.
Hence, i had saved enough just to be watching it on a certain wednesday nite ( Economical ).

Election is coming soon, i have yet to register myself. I had been advised to, and been pushed to but still i have yet to even identify the whos-who. What does BN or DAP or even PAS stands for? Now, please really educate me on this as i am very poor with initials. A fact which can't be denied. I have always thought my Initials A.N.S.K meant Adam Need Sex Kuek. Sigh~..

In truth, its Adam Nugrichristanto Setiadi Kuek.

So, back to what most "responsible" citizen should do on election day.

1. Register yourselve.
2. Choose your own clan party
3. Vote for the clan party which you support
4. Dump the piece of shit vote into the box

It does look simple to most of you, but not to me though. This was what i did the last time around....

1. I really hate filling up blanks in a piece of paper and i will actually pay any volunteers to help me fill in the blanks in the register form.
2. Choosing my own party is rather troublesome as i had to go through the who's who and which face am i comfortable with. For example, i would actually vote for some untried candidate and people who i think have the potential to become losers.
3. Voting is easy as i just need to polished up my sketching skills. The last time i drew a rocket, i really did feel quite impressed with my artwork. Minus the shading effects though. (oops..i just leak out something.. )
4. The last time , i was told to DUMP the vote into the box. After 56th failed attempts, another voter politely remind me to place and insert the vote into the box. Damn those staffs for not providing proper DUMPING procedures. I even went up to the staff and gave legit excuse reasons that i had hurt my wrist the day before after some football match. IT really made me that MORE stupid.
   

This time around, i am more prepared to vote. The steps are easy. Just remember to;

1. Have a steady grip on the piece of ballot paper. Double check on the authencity of the ballot paper through gently feeling the quality of the ballot paper with the tip of your finger. A smooth surfaced ballot paper "IS" a quality paper.
   
2. Positioned your fingers at a 45deg angle as your thumb and your 2nd finger meets.
3. Apply enough pressure on the ballot paper to ensure a steady grip. If you have trouble on deciding the amount of pressure, try to think of the ballot paper as a spoon.
   
4. With your body facing just a mere 2-1/2 feet away from the ballot box, slowly and steadily target the opening of the box and decide from which angle to slide your ballot paper in. Diameter of the opening varies at each polling station. The standard size will be around 3".
5. The most prefered angle to slide the ballot paper in is around 30deg as it does not put much pressure on your wrist. Some may attempt a 360deg angle which might look impressive but the consequences are having a sore joint around the wrist.
6. Ensure that your surroundings are left vacant to have your pictures taken. Remember to smile once you enter or exit the polling station. With so many camera flashes going on and off inside, it's ideal that you retain a respectable smile and confident walking posture. ( Only at certain polling stations )
7. Thank you.

Did you know: I will be going to the polling station this 20th of May. Gambateh.

Janice Wei - Who?

Boredom go to me, instead of finishing off my work, i opt for something less stressful.

Something less stressful such as listening to some slow sentimental songs i figured. Thus i finished 1 GB of sentimental songs plus few cheap ass Mawi's malay songs yet still, i seem rather reckless.

Maybe some serious sourcing in the internet for some songs will really do the trick. Using Yahoo! as my prefered search engine, i searched: " Japanese Cute Girls Sweet English Songs "

As i figured so, out came the name: JANICE WEI VIDAL

Limpeh really beh zai ( Don't know ) who this Janice Wei VIDAL SASSOON is leh, so curiosity got the better of me, like the usual see-pretty-girls-only me, i straightaway click on her name and....

WAHLAOEEHHH!!!! CHIOO....VERY CHIOOOO...

I don't know whether it's that i'm lucky , fate or what that i'm always the one discovering new young pretty talents on the net that i am seriously thinking of starting a TALENT spotting agency or MODELLING agency. *EHEM* . Enough with my miscellaneous bullcraps, I will keep my entries as short as possible as my schedule is quite packed today.

Back to what i am supposed to say, Yeaps, introducing to you, Janice Wei Vidal (sassoon) again. A girl with Korean, Phillipine and Chinese connections, what can a guy ask for?!? 3 in 1 just like your NESTUM 3 in 1 leh. Nice..

Are you checking her out now? I guess you are. She does looked abit like a certain Miriam Yeung infact. But the voices are just way apart. Advantaged = Janice Wei.

I didn't bought any of her album because as i found out that much of the songs sung are a remake of Leon's gayish-faggotish golden HK oldies which doesn't really attract me at all, not by an ounce. By the way, i never like Leon Lai's song too.



Apart from her charming appearance, her uniquely charismatic voice really sets the rest of the singers apart. I felt like wanking while listening to her song , NOPE, seriously, i felt like wanting more - of listening to her song. Don't get me wrong.

Don't she just look like Miriam Yeung?

Please be advised that this is just another promo pic so, i am quite skeptical on her using the guitar. I don't think she knows how to use it.



Alright, i am just jealous she can play good music with it when i don't even know how to hold the whole darn thing Ok???!!! Worthless me...worthless!!


I don't understand why they had her to have her face looking down at who-knows-what in each of her pics leh. Anyone can come up with a sensible reason? My initial suggestion was that its either she is blind or maybe that somebody told her you mind to give head, she thought otherwise.

Apparently, according to her own label, this mysterious girl, is part of some *new marketing strategy to market her albums. " I want everyone to concentrate on listening to her songs rather than her appearance " quoted Leon Lai.

I say that's total bullsh*t Leon, it does not mean that you are less capable of singing til you have to come up with lame excuse reasons just not to make her too famous.

But in all seriousness, her voice really sounds unique. Just try to download , In Love Again from limewire or whichever site you are comfortable with. You won't be disappointed. I guaran-damn-tee.

Limpeh say go now!!!! Stop looking!!!!

Did you know: The first female album i ever purchased was "Yuki" by...the forgotten Yuki.

Updates last weekend ..again. MI 2 and Photoshots.

Monday, dreadful! Now, i'm gonna wait another 3 more days for this WeSuck Wesak day on Friday. I love public holidays as i can stay away from the office. No reasons given though.

i've not been doing anything productive as of late. Really. I wasn't. If you regard playing Championship Manager 06 and Road to Germany 2006 on my bro's PS2 for the whole day on both Saturday and Sunday evening is someting worth talking about, i think you need to examine your psyche, if it excites you because ps2 reminds you of a recharging compressor for your vibrator, i suggest you to seek therapy. And of course, if you actively sleep with your ps2 beside you every night, just go kill youselve ok, let's not go there shall we?

Saturday:

Anyways, i had the opportunity to attend my first PC fair at indoor stadium on saturday. I didnt have any pictures to post up for this i apologize. The PC fair was probably up in conjunction of the upcoming election cr*ps, as Datuk Yang *BERKHIDMAT Dr. George Chan Hong Nam was there to do to opening ceremony, witness by my friend Patrick Wu by his side supporting his very huge ego.

Patrick Wu: " Tiew.... Ah Nam Ge ( Referring to George Chan ) nge nge wanna campur in .... tiew...everybody beh song ler , our event, he wanna campur in."

Adam Kuek: " Why, is there anything wrong? "

Patrick Wu: " Maku... our event mah, election coming up soon, so you know lar, want face mah, publicity... everybody ask me why Ah Nam Ge is here, i told them to asked him instead. "

Adam Kuek: " Oh..... ok...."


WOWOWO.... let's not talk about sensitive issue now iye? I have to reiterate that such PC fair have got nothing to do with upcoming elections or what. I apologize on behalf of my friend and his company for making such a statement. His frequent sudden outburst is very well known around Miri City and we all consider him as the Voice of Miri.

PC fair are meant to provide the public with important information on the latest updates of computer parts but at the meantime , encourage/coax the easily-impressed to fork out their hard-earned cash on cheap taiwanese goods. I was the smart one who bought nothing there yet paid double for some cold Sugarbun meals at the kiosk in the hall. Darn..i am such a sucker with food.

I could barely recall what i did on Saturday Night i am sorry. *ehem*


Sunday:

I woke up late as usual, skipped church session for the 2nd time straight. Now, don't blame me ok? My parents failed to wake me up 2 hours before the session starts and i need exactly an hour and fifteen minutes to prepare myself both physically and mentally. So, i took my parents out on a joyride down town to check out on a 5 month old white coated/skinned/coloured ( whatever you wanna call it , if it makes you happy ) CHIHUAHUA.

I couldn't remember the name of the petshop but it is right opposite my gf's house at boulevard, and my gf is in Australia now but she is coming back next month so if anyone decides to invite me out for some drink pls do so FAST!!!!. and the dog cost RM1000.00. CHEAP CHEAP for such a cute dog. Anyone who has trouble seeking a trustworthy and loyal boyfriend, waste your time not, go down to that petshop and get that CHIHUAHUA now!!! Dogs are WOMEN's best friend ya know. Sorry if i happened to offend anyone reading this. lol.

So.... i went to esplanade in the evening as none of my lazy friends were in the mood to play football. There was nothing interesting to see in esplanade, except for the litters and the girls (some). Closer inspection on the girls suggest that the girls turned out to be faggots. Sigh~~ , Wait, i have nothing against faggs, it's just that faggs does not interest me. :)

Miri, is not the right place for you KL addicted peeps ya know? The only thing you can do at night in Miri is probably spend RM9 on some movies in the Cinema, and that was what i did. Mission Impossible 3 was showing and guess what? I watched it. *lame


After getting over his outrageousness on the Opray Winfrey Show, Tom Cruise looks like he has finally gotten his senses together by coming out with this piece of movie worth recommending to everyone.

I never miss any of his Mission Impossible movies and i can say this latest one is something worth checking out. It's action all the way and no sex at all. How delightful. The wonderful part of watching this type of action movie is you DO NOT NEED to use your brain. All you just do is to sit back, relax and watched people fight, shoot and die. Easy.

That is what i am looking for after a week of brain storming in the office. I'm not gonna spoil the show for you, so you have to check it out yourselve. What surprises me most was the supporting actress in the movie. It turns out to be Maggie Q!!!


Check Maggie Q out in Mission Impossible 3. HOT...HOT...

I'm impressed with her English more than her acting skills though. I am also impressed with her lips.

Overall, Mission Impossible 3 focuses it's attention more on Tom Cruise but you will catch few glimpse of the supporting cast once in a while. Anybody with the mood for a fast-paced action movie would really enjoy this.






Should you choose to accept this mission: CHIOOOONGGGG down to your nearest cinema just like Tom Cruise here. I say YEAH!



So, yeah that's the "productive" thing which i did last weekend. Below are some pics courtesy from my cousin Adrian Tiong. It's been like 3 weeks since we took the following " Young and Driving Dangerously "or some might call it " Fast and The Furious " but to us it's just more like " Not so Fast but Very Furious " pics. So don't get mistaken with the " Young and Dangerous " and " The Fast and Furious " Bullcraps ok although it might look a bit similar. *and oh ya, we do love ourselves...ALOT.

The Comparison:


" Young and Dangerous "
Ekin Cheng's 26th photoshoot. Failed "acting cool" attempt by his fellow
brothers.








" Young and Driving Dangerously 2"
Patrick Wu's 2nd Photoshoot. No fellow
brothers beside him though because he prefer
solo.






in for some " 2 fast 2 furious " pose?












or our self-proclaimed " Not so fast but VERY Furious " version?



I think we did it right the first time, the only thing wasn't up to standard was the blurry picture. Thanks , but no thanks to the hands of Patrick Wu who shudders.







and a few more promo pics for your viewing pleasure....

I got nothing to say , all i can say is ..we are posers

Extremely talented posers though...

Yes, give me some credit for this pic ok? I suggested this pose.

Ben thought his Balls were too huge for his cars that he decided to do some bigger moves and bigger steps.

As for Adrian, fresh from having his face on Curtin's Brochure, he decides to have another on Malaysia's Local "Kereta Mod" Issue.

Steady steady....you don't wanna kill all the chiobus with this.

Apparently, our mini photoshot got so much attention from the public that few Nyamuks ( policemen ) as we termed them actually got off their bikes and spared some time talking who-knows-what to us, making lame jokes and telling cheap vulgar words on certain ocassions. Oh, so you don't believe me huh? Wait til you see this...

Eat your hearts out PDRM!!!!!!!!!

and that's the pic of the week.



Did you know: I havent pay my summonses yet which had expired. Anyone kind enough to spare me rm100.00?

Cheap Random Post

Have you ever wonder why the sky is blue but not purple? Or, have you ever wonder why is that you are who you are now but not who you aren't?

Confusing? Yes!

Because i'm blessed with the gift of crap talking talking without thinking ( when i choose to of cause)

Some people might not understand what i am relating with my words, or in certain cases some even do not understand each and every word that comes out from my mouth.

I can say that i am lazy. Lazy with making use of the right words at the required time as it's just such a hassle. I am not worthwhile, i am just worthless.

I remember coming across an sms my dad received one day from one of his friend who did it the RIGHT way after he found the RIGHT word to reply my dad.

My dad started off sending an sms which goes like this: " Dear Brother in and Chiobus Sisters in Christ, please pray for *Sonija who is in ICU right now, as she is suffering from Lung Cancer at the moment, the doc said she has 2 weeks left, pray for mercy and to strengthen her"

( and if you so happened to received this msg, please pray for her as she's still in her mid twenties )

Anyways, the next reply really did surprised me in some way. He replied:
" Congratulations. We will pray for her"

Yes, i always encourage people to read more english novels or anything which is useful to improve on the usage of words. Even i , who is famous for being lazy to come out with jargons of remarkable and expressive words which by no means mean nothing at all yet sounds impressive to many, could still differentiate HOW to use the word CONGRATULATIONS at a specific time. Not this time.

Congratulations is used in any circumstances as a substitute for the phrase "well done".

WELL DONE for contracting Lung Cancer??????!????? I truly understand that Malaysian nowadays have this ( Mind your own f**king business ) sort of attitude, but what the person wrote was so so so.....so wrong. He should have came up with least "caring" words but more suitable ones such as: " Oic, we will pray " or maybe " Wahlaoeh, when die? We definitely pray we don't have to go attend funeral leh, buy this buy that , cost money leh, i hope she don't die lar... kolian her and also kolian us too"

I tried that before, and it works though, Trust me on this. But recently i found a steady decline of friends. Not that you wanna know of cos.

It's a very depressing time for *Sonija though, to have someone set a deadline on your head, counting down the 14 days or less...tic toc tic toc..times up. Thinking about it, it does really give us the creeps. Why things have to be that way? I understand that some if not all would start to question GOD. Why it has to be like that? Why can't she live longer?

Limpeh explain why ok? She drink 24/7, smoke 24/7, sleep less than 24.7 minutes each day. You say will kenak or not leh? Regret also BEH TANK LIAO!!!! ( In Hokkien )

Anyways... things like this happens, all we can do is to play our part and pray for her, God willing let her live and learn from her mistakes....

Sensitive - Rainie Yang Chen Ling

Just recently, last saturday to be exact, i got hold of a Rainie Yang Chen Ling's new album. Meeting Love. Insert is a pic of Rainie acting cute the taiwanese style. I knew that she had been singing for quite some time and what amazed me was how fast her new album came out right after the last one last year if i aint wrong. No No...she ain't another skin to the bone Cyndi wang or some cheap Yumiko and Yuki wannabe. ( but she really kinda looks bit like Jolin Tsai )

Jolin and Rainie...same mum, different dad?

So , for those who had actually got a copy of her new album for RM49.00, i actually got mine for a mere RM 8.00 . Actual cost would be around Rm8.80. Yes, i bought the pirated version of cos. Very economical indeed eh?

I would not have bought the pirated version if i had known before hand that the original cds would contained this items: ( and pls pardon me if i sound faggotish )

Oh My freaking Gosh!!!! RAINIE's STICKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and also...

Oh My!!!! Rainie's Promo Poster!!!!!!

and oh wait.. theres another too...

Wahlaoehhh.... imagine putting up her pin ups on your wall. Limpeh wanna buy ORI Version AH!!!!!!!!!!

Enough with the fantasizing, at girst glance, i really thought it was Jolin-got-screwed-by-Jay-Chou-long-long-time-ago Tsai , but surprisingly and luckily it wasn't.
Right after i purchase the very cheap version of her Cd, off i went for some mind relaxation with her song. Her original cd contains 10 songs but then they actually add 6 more songs into the pirated version so this justify why i bought the latter.

I gotta admit that her voice sounds sweeter and better than Jolin Tsai and Cyndi Wang. Cyndi Wang is a pro at acting cute considering the fact that she looks older than my friend currently studying at Taman Tunku middle school.

In my honest opinion, the best song would be the last song. Weird huh? Anyways i will just share one of her music video for your viewing pleasure. En-JOI.

Wait no more... go down to your nearest music store and grab hold of one if not two of her boobs album....NOW!!

Forget Cyndi Wang and her serious infatuation towards bunnies and reindeers , Rainie Yang Chen Ling is the one now and she lick lollipops too. That's new.

Did you know: Benjamin Pui sing Cyndi Wang's "AI NI" while showering.