Adam Kuek - The Other Side: February 2006

Monday, February 27, 2006

My mum needs a car..

YES! Finally! The words which i had been waiting to hear from my mum. The words " I think it's time we buy a Beemer M3 series, completed with 22" chrome rims, also with some AC Schnitzer bodykits.. " The words which i can clearly remember in the back of my head still lingers and therefore, the task of researching on the soon-to-be-owner of a totally pimped up beemer lies in the the trusted hands of... ME!
After searching the net and various sources on where to purchase the car, i suddenly got it!

Very very chiooo beemers... M3 somemore. Limpeh wanna buy! RM3++ k only.
The more i look at it the more i can't stand it...... makes me feel like i'm gonna get an ~~orgasmic~~ unforgetable viewing pleasure once i lay my hands on one! The continous thoughts of combining this M3 and a sweet 22" rim nearly landed me in a trance.

THIS wicked car + THIS wicked RIM!!! * oh yeah..that's my shoe, and if you're not satisfied with this, there are more blings that you can ever imagine to spice up

the OOMPH into your car.

At present, most M3 carried a 3.2 Liter Inline six-cylinder engine paired with a six-speed manual transmission rating a 333 horsepower, which means you can cruise pass bengified kenari or kelisas with ease. Or in my friend's famous quote: " Let them smell smoke "

My mum was really into it and was ready to arrange for a test drive and loans had been approved ( not that we need any ), wow how proud of me but yes... that's when before she saw this in the papers... i quote from UTUSAN* .

Minyak naik 30 sen -- Harga baru petrol, diesel dan LPG berkuat kuasa mulai hari ini!!!!!!

Kerajaan hari ini dengan bangganya mengumumkan kenaikan harga runcit minyak petrol dan diesel sebanyak 30 sen seliter serta harga runcit gas petroleum cecair (LPG) sebanyak 30 sen sekilogram (kg), berkuat kuasa esok.

Dengan keputusan tersebut, harga runcit baru petrol premium RON97 di Semenanjung Malaysia naik kepada RM1.92 seliter, petrol RON92 RM1.88 seliter, diesel RM1.581 seliter dan LPG RM1.75 sekilogram. WTF???

and it continued ....

Pejabat Perdana

Menteri dalam satu kenyataan malam ini memberitahu, kenaikan harga bahan bakar itu dilakukan bagi menangani masalah ~~kewanga~~

~~n sendiri ( personal interest )~~ kesan kenaikan harga minyak mentah di pasaran dunia selain membendung peningkatan subsidi yang ditanggung kerajaan.

``Kerajaan memberi jaminan bahawa harga runcit barangan petroleum tidak akan dinaikkan lagi pada tahun ini,'' kata kenyataan itu. I seriously DOUBT THIS!

After reading the above article......... my mum bought this,

Why? what's wrong? At least its cute.

Saturday, February 25, 2006

Adam Talks Part. 2

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Thursday, February 23, 2006

Daily Ramblings

FRIDAY! Yes, it's always my favourite day. I believe most people do look forward to fridays because, its basically nearing the end of the week and what more to say for those government servants? Malays get to leave work early at 11.30AM and come back to work at 2.00Pm, and sometimes i thought of becoming one........NOT! I love Morsjaya's Bak Cho Mee too much~
Just an update on Miri for those who are currently residing in Australia, New Zealand and Bangladesh.
SMK CHUNGHUA's Annual Concert is ON today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I feel so happy because, ~~there are many girls to see there~~ it shows that Post-Dr Fong SMK chunghua is still doing fine under the veryx2 unconvincing guidance of the new principal. At least they are still able to grind out the cash from the students regardless of how filthy rich they are and how less fortunate the poorer ones can get. I still remember Year 1996, that was way back when i was still wearing large glasses and i got my neck tie up like its gonna choke me to death, i actually went to my first school concert and i totally got so hyped up with the school anthem whenever it blast out the words UP UP CHUNGHUA! UP UP CHUNGHUA! my... that was so kewl back then, it was like between Nintendo Mario games and Yelling the School's Motto out loud, we rather choose yelling it with pride. It was an unforgetable moment for most, if not all. Compared to what we have now, the so-called modernised kids will actually boo at their own school's anthem which is really disappointing in some case. Not that it makes any reading pleasure...anyway,

I had the opportunity to interview one of the japanese schoolgirl wannabegirl ( name disclosed for personal reasons ) and this is what she thought of SMK Chunghua's concert:

Grandmaster K: Tell me, what do you think of this concert thing? Are you participating in it?
Kawaii girl: YESHHHHH! VO_0 ( she shows the notorious Peace Sign ).
Grandmaster K: So..what do you think of this concert stuff?
Kawaii girl: I ... i feel happieeeeeee much much Looooo! Very much people here. Love love! ( I didnt quite get what she meant by Love love, maybe it's because of the love she had for her school i assume... )
Grandmaster K: Oic, so you're very happy to have the opportunity to participate for your schools concert , is that what you are telling me?
Kawaii girl: NOss!!! Many Many pweeeety pweety guys here o! See... got one Zai Zai ( F4 ) there and another Vaness ( also F4 ) beside the telephone booth! Muaks!
( I turn my attention towards the way she's pointing and noticed the most ridiculous hairstlye EVER! .... those dyed haired , spiky and a very long mullet type of guys squatting by the staircase as another was smoking on low-graded cigarettes while sweet talking innocent girls ... and i just realized......... I SEE ~~DEAD PEOPLE~~ AH BENGS )
Grandmaster K: Wahliewwwwwwwwww~~~~~~ you mean those *chameleons?
Kawaii girl: huh? Ha mik kan mi yeuns? She Verlii pweeety neh~! I love Baby VOx o...Chio . MuakX!
Grandmaster K: No! I mean those ah-bengs you was drooling about just now. Kan Mi Yeun and
and Chameleons are different ok?

* BabyVox's Kan Mi Yeun "acting" innocent. Who knows what she had done with the directors of her music label.

* A certain komodo dragon-liked ah beng. No pun intended, but that's a fact. But without the scales and is less aggresive.

* Komodo dragons with dyed scales... just like your average ah beng who listens to technos.

Kawaii girl: Huh.... i dunno neh~ but i know i like pink hair style zais zais and vanesses~~ Hee hee *_*~ VO_o
Grandmaster k: aiight.. whatever that makes ya turn on k...

So i got bit irritated by the constant "Muakx" and "Victory Signs" the japanese-liked girl had been posing for the entire coversation...that i got my cousin, Adrian Tiong to smack her on the ~~ass~~ face, and said "Can ya.....feel the BANGism (bengism).?"

Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Career pondering...

" Hows your updates on your clients? " , " It's time to moved out and find clients!!" , " I need everybody's teamwork so the company can moved forward, it's time to moved out!" , " What information had you gathered?" , "~~How many ladies had you mixed with lately?~~" . This are a few questions that will make your brain burst just like mount krakatoa if you keep facing it each 8 Hrs of your day. I am only 22, and i should not be stressing on this ....yet. I am just too young ( or some might disagree ). Luckily i am born with grey-hair free , smooth-faced family appearance, therefore, the amount of stress each day which had been accumulating for the past 10 months had made not much changes on me, physically...no, mentally...Not yet.

It's not til last week when i SUDDENLY got inspired by my friend Aaron Bong who currently is working for a diving centre back in KL. After a night out with him and his Ex Stco mates, i was transformed from a dull-boring person to a full-of-dreams kinda guy. Things which never had crossed my mind in the past such as becoming a CEO of a certain diving centre , becoming the next Korean Actor or even emulating Manchester United's Cristiano Ronaldo's stepovers had surfaced overnight. Such the question;" Wouldn't you wanna be like limpeh can enjoy life while working?" had made an immense impact on me. And so, i decided to make the first step ..which is to tell my gf that i would like to be a diver, and guess what...she answered: " As long as your here with me (in Australia), I am happy" , a very good answer i thought although it didnt relate much to what i was asking.

With the quotes "Wouldn't you wanna be like limpeh can enjoy life while working?" clearly sticking in my mind for the rest of the week, i proceed by doing some research on diving courses and also the opportunity it would bring forth. http://www.idc-pro-malaysia.com/ appeared in my browser the whole day when i was suppose to work, and guess what... i found my own sanctuary in this......

* Yes....... which would you choose?

Hmm... imagine that the diver is you... far from the stress in the office, the pile of unfinished enquiries.... the face of your directors everyday, would you wanna trade it all for this? I say.... YES!

* I've been wondering what kinda sea creatures to swim with lately...i even dreamt about it last night. One of my cousin said he would love to swim alongside the great white shark. He's still in Kindergarten.

It's where i wanna be, its what i am preparing to do, it's how dreams are made true....... The ~~underworld~~ , oops i didnt meant Imperial Mall's lingerie shop.. i meant Underwater World.

And at the of the day, i wont still be facing the four corners of the office, nor will i hear unwanted calls from suppliers or customers asking on " Oi sekia, wa eh mikia ho liaw bo?" which means " Oi kid, have you done my things yet." Cause the only thing i wish for now...is to listen to the sound of the waves splashing against the rocks, and to *click with my underwater sea friends...

The Only place i would want to be at the end of the day.... viewing the skies and the sea with you..................

* The "YOU" refers to someone i had been missing all these while.

Monday, February 20, 2006

Adam Talks Part. 1

YES! i finally got to surf my cousin's blog. With much anticipation, i decided to skip an hours lunch just to have a look at his work, the FABOLOUS things he promised to post up the blogs, the FANTASTICA pictures which he took of him and his ~~playmate~~ friend Lee Chee Wee at the seabeach or those UNFORGETABLE moments he had with the residents near SIN LIANG Supermarket , yes, i am refering to the guys-who-love-guys type of guys or girl , whatever you wanna call it.
So, with much excitement, i key in the letters ... www.adriantiong.blogspot.com and WOLA, thanks to streamyx i enter his site without hassle, the first thing i noticed was it's header which emblazons the word "JUST BLOGGED IT" , which to me, in and instance, found it a little bit hard to figure out what it means. What does he mean by "JUST BLOGGED IT"? Only the so-called Adrian Special can actually explain.
To my dismay, there were no pictures of him and Lee Chee Wee hugging each other , or any pics of him being fed sweet delicious cakes on his birthday by 2 pretty chiobus, yet, there was this post i noticed which i feel like commenting. Check Adrians post out!

Well, it's the time of the yr again when i do certain stuff in preparation for the start of a new semester in uni.

Pay school fees before due date before i get fined RM100 for late payement charges (wtf?)
Check school timetables and make sure i do not squeeze too many classes to attend in a day, or else i'll die
Actually wake up early during the 3 days set to register my classes (why dont they actually provide online registrations?)
Queue up in school jus like those traffic jams at 8am, when ppl drive their aQua-Chias to work, and i'm one of the guys stuck in it, just that i'm not aQua a.k.a Pondan - - drivers.
Suit myself to the daily routines, perhaps a better one this yr.No more every night hanging out at the KopiTiam talking crap with friends, play multiplayer games with friends..etc etc, all gone.!

Oh my....he actually does new year resolutions!!!!! Like any common foochow auntie who normally lives near Merbau Estate, they will certainly yell out this phrase " THE SKY WILL FALL DOWN AH!!!" , for a second, i nearly blurted those infamous phrase...but luckily, i showed more composure. Anyways, NEW YEAR resolutions are normally made either at the end of the year or at the beginning of the year, not during the end of February. Adrian, no pun intended.

The following could be the end result of year 2006 for Adrian. ( My view )

1. Adrian will not pay the school fees on time, instead he will invest it on more "useful" items such as Parkway ciggies or waste it on his stjoe lovebud, Lee Chee Wee. Then he will go up to the Curtin Accounts Dept. and beg for leniency once he get the summons. Maybe, a months community service at Curtin's Ladies Loo.

2. Adrian said: "Check school timetables and make sure i do not squeeze too many classes to attend in a day, or else i'll die"
Adam explain: " Check free hours and Break time to ensure i do not miss DOTAs or Counter Strike Competitions with Bruneian Newbies, else i won't be famous and i need them to brag about my non-stop mouse clicking skills"

3. Adrian said:"Actually wake up early during the 3 days set to register my classes (why dont they actually provide online registrations?) "
Adam said: He woke up early the 1st day cause he was forced to, due to some stomache, and the remaining 2 days, he was sound asleep. Why don't they provide online registrations? Would you want to sign your engagement cert online too?

4. Some people just thought they aren't aqua-like yet they actually are. "criticising others is bad yo"

5. Adrian said:"Suit myself to the daily routines, perhaps a better one this yr.No more every night hanging out at the KopiTiam talking crap with friends, play multiplayer games with friends..etc etc, all gone.!"
Adam said: Actually adrian meant, suit himself to the daily SMOKING routines, perhaps a better ciggie this year, such as DUNHILL or MALBORO. No more hanging out at the kopitiam talking "crap" with friends? Now, girls and boys, he finally admit he had been talking crap with his friends whole of 2005. Do you remember when he said " I love you and its true..." last year? You better think again.

Cock Talk: 20th february 2006

Date: 20th february 2006
Featuring: Yvonne Chin, Adrian Tiong , Patrick Wu , me and my Dad.

Today's cock talker comes from our one and only people's chump...Patrick Wu. His very disturbing quotes are recorded as follow:

Patrick Wu: Wow..look at that Rav 4 with that very very sweet looking rims. How big is it?
Adrian Tiong: 18"?
Patrick Wu: No...20" ( cocktalk spotted 1 )
( As the female driver parked her sweet looking ~~17"~~ 20" rims car .... )
Yvonne Chin: Hmm....a girl driver neh..
Patrick Wu: Eh.... why change driver liaw? Last time was a guy's car. ( Cocktalk spotted 2 )
Adam Kuek: what's wrong with having a girl driving it?
Patrick Wu: I think the car sell ol..sell to a girl. Last time was a guy. ( Cocktalk spotted 3)
Adam Kuek: Huh? next time your car let your gf drive so other ppl like you will say you sell your car to a girl liaw huh? Sot...
Patrick Wu: Oh....yahoh...

Adam's Remarks: Basically i think that it's either patrick did not had much sleep yesterday or he is just plain blur.

Sunday, February 19, 2006

Flashback Saturday Part.1

I am writing this 2 days late as there had been something wrong with my connection lately. While trying hard to figure hard what had happened during my last 2 days in Sarawak, i actually downloaded few songs from KODA KUMI for her Final Fantasy X2 part. If anyone of you who have the priviledge like ME to listen to songs during workhours please try this site: Koda Kumis Awesome 1000 Words
Koda Kumi - 1000 Words

* Final ~~Ecstasy~~ Fantasy at it's best. Lenne and Yuna performing 1000 words.

* Basically, i wasn't really into that song til i saw it when my brother played it on his PS2 yesterday evening. So, kinda got hooked on the song but not the game.

While relaxing to the melodic tunes of 1000 words and the sweet voice of Koda Kumi, i suddenly remembered what i actually did during Saturday, i actually went on a roadtrip to BRUNEI. Talking about how chill songs would do to your mind eh?...

Saturday ( 18th - February - 2006 )

The whole trip started late around 11.00 Am due to unexplained reasons , but anyhow, i will try my best to explain no matter what. After fetching me from work , Benjamin and i actually went downtown to had his currency changed to Brunei Hard Cash. RM3500 = $1541 ( on 2.27 ). With so much cash hanging around his pants and pockets, it certainly made an honest and innocent person like to me to actually had 2nd thoughts on actually robbing him. Yet it didnt really happen because, i am just too nice.

On the way to Brunei, we fetched up 3 posers. A guy and 2 girls.

* Leslie Chong and his act "kawaii" gf from Tawau,Sabah.

While on the way to KB,Seria,Tutong,Gadong.....i saw..

* Yes, that's a Bayside Blue totally pimped up ride.

* Ben was really concentrating on the road while i was happily taking pics of...myself.

The journey to Gadong wasn't as fast as expected so i decided to take few more pics:

* Another quick Pic of a BM along the road...basically.. its already..

12.30 Pm and we still havent reach KB yet... This made me think whether it was Ben's Slow driving skills doing all the mess or its just the
long distance....hmmm...i was beginning

to feel that MAYBE it was ben's slow driving but heck..check this out,

* HE was doing a 120++ on a small pavement!!!! I was SO SO wrong!!!!

There was nothing to do, nothing to see, nothing to listen to ( due to the fact that Ben's car did not have a Cd player and the only 2 Cassette tapes he got was either The Beastie Boys or Golden Oldies in his car ).

* The evergreen Leslie Chong posing while his gf is sleeping.
Aw....how sweet.
* Right pic shows their fren "a girl" feeling the comfort of a Honda Accord.

Thursday, February 16, 2006

Chinese New Year's at Julie Kho's:
( The conversation happened during my last visit to Julie Kho's house at Chinese New Year )

Hui Chong: Wow, your rottweiler looks kinda aggresive eh?
Julie Kho: Yes , to others but not to my father or any family members.
Adam: Wow.... i didnt know that.
Julie Kho: ......
Hui Chong: How old is your rottweiler?
Julie Kho: About 4 years old i guess. Ya 4 years.
Hui Chong: Oic... , How many years is 4 years old? ( Believe me, he actually asked this )
Julie Kho: 4 Years ... 4 years old lo. ( and i can't believe she actually bother to answer him that )
Adam: Wow..... I never knew someone is so poor in maths than myself , at least i know 2 x 3 is 8.

The Perfect Valentines Song

Patrick Wu & Gangs Pick for the Perfect Valentine Song!

I understand that today is Valentines day and my boss and few
other malay colleagues had been blasting Valentines song from the 60's
to those modernised bubblegum pop songs. Another part of it was Borneo
Post just wrote an article stating that Terengganu state is not
celebrating Valentines because its so called UNISLAMIC. Sorry, i don't
mean anything here but that's what the papers say.

Anyway,
obviously getting increasingly annoyed with the constant BELAIWAN
JIWA song being repeated for as long as i can remember, i quickly went
out from my office to seek some refuge, at..... New Yakin Cafe. (
Obviously another wrong choice made ).

My phone rang and my
friends arrive, therefore, the question " What's the best Valentine
Song? "was posted up and this is what my friends, Patrick Wu, Benjamin
Pui, Adrian Tiong & Yvonne Chin actually introduced.

Patrick Wu: Definitely " I Cried " by Joey Mcintyre.
"
Lim peh ka lu kong, Joey Mcintyre eh I Cried si beh keh, after wa tia e
ko lang chio eh gua, wa eh XIM feel TIA KA AI SI LANG eh... Wahliew..
Zin wu feel lu ei zai bo? Ha Bei finish tia e eh gua, wa eh xim beh
tahan liaw, ti ki~... sio diok wa eh twue love..wa eh first love.. ...
" ( He cried just before i could ask why that song meant so important
to him"

Hokkien-to-English Translation:
" I tell you,
Joey Mcintyre's I Cried is bestttttt ah, after i heard that song, my
heart felt so...painful, wahliew.. the song really feel u know?? Havent
finish listen to the song, my heart can't stand it anymore,...i cried..
thought of my true love, my first love.

Adrian Tiong:
"
Hmm... the best valentine song? Probably... my STJOE School anthem eh.
Stjoe is the best...i love my stjoe friends... Chee wee.. you have been
the best part in my ~~llliiiifff~~" ( Before he could finish the word LIFE, i stopped him, i think man-man relationship is very gross )

Benjamin Pui:
" Nymphetamine - Cradle of Filfth. SEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
( Sometimes, i don't know what's up with the word SEH!, I really don't )

Yvonne Chin @ Adrian's Gf:
Yvonne Chin:" Why ? Why you wanna ask that for? "
Adam Kuek: " Just because i need to know what ya'all think bout the best Valentine's song lo"
Yvonne Chin: "Aiyer...want meh? hmmm.....er.....really want meh?"
Adam Kuek: " er...yeap, just simply tell me any, any songs which you like the most, but for valentines day only!"
Yvonne Chin:" Hah? Valentine days only ah? Alot leh... hmm... i kinda like ..er..
well what you like ler?"
Adam Kuek: "What ler you, faster tell me ler."
Yvonne Chin: " Hmm..no..u tell me first ler..what is adrian's choice then?"
Adam Kuek: " Why do you need to know?" ( Getting increasingly frustrated )
Yvonne Chin: " Well.... because he is my bf? So i have the rights to know."
Adam Kuek: " Com'on, cut it, it's so simple..just think of one Valentines song."
Yvonne Chin: " NOWAY, you tell me what song Adrian likes first."
Adam Kuek: " f**k.. "
Yvonne Chin: "What? Really?? He like the song "F**k?"
Adam Kuek: ( Oh..my...girls... sigh~ )

* Anyway, My choice would be, " I know i'll never love this way again " - Dianne Warwick. ( i hope i am not wrong ).

Valentines Special - FYI Girls

14th - February - 2006,
a time which every couple is looking forward to ( maybe some ) , a time
where MOST, if not all would actually take their time & cash out
and ~~waste~~ ,buy their love ones memorable
gifts. From soft cuddly teddy bears , love shaped chocolates - usually
ferero roche , 18k necklaces, TAG watches, Sony camcorders, ~~5 star Blue Films~~
Full season of the O.C's , everything you could imagine of ,but heck,
when the time comes, you're will still be deciding WHAT to really give
your special girl on that day, on that special moment.

You definitely will come up with his question!

1. What DAMN gifts could i give him?
Do you need Someone to give you that Idea? If your answer is Yes. Worry no more, The Grandmaster K @ Adam K will guide you through it.

Let's start with the gifts....
For Him:
Girls,
trust me, no matter how they smile and how they say "WOW I Love it
ALOT" ,expressing their surprised yet unconvincing look towards your
teddy bear , the jar of time-consuming stars you personally made for
him, the soft ishy squishy tissue box she bought ( hoping you would put
it in your ride and brag about it to your friends ), you will actually
melt his heart with GADGETS! Trust me on this.

Or so you thought this will do?

* "Meet me in the shower" fragant soaps?

* Looks interesting, but it is not a GADGET, unless he has "OTHER"
ideas on what to do with it.

GUYS NEED THIS!!!!!:
AN IPOD!
Witness the evolution of the revolution. First it played songs. Then
photos. Then podcasts. Now iPod plays video, changing the way you
experience your music and more. Again. In lighter, thinner 30GB and
60GB models starting at $299 or RM1K, the new iPod is music to your eyes. ( or some say Music to Their HEART ).

Not only he will listen to your FAVOURITE love song, your guy could also browse through memories
with photo slideshows, complete with music. Watch video podcasts, music
videos and both your favorite TV shows. The new iPod keeps it all close at hand & also at this heart.

For more info: http://www.apple.com/ipod/ipod.html

Grandmaster K's Rating: 5/5

OR MAYBE THIS?

The SGH-X700!

Superbly engineered with cutting edge technology and encased in a
sleek, smart power suit, the X700 empowers your GUY with a suite of dynamic
and innovative features designed to help him reach the top. ( Top of what i would not know, orgasm i assume )

Sometimes, words alone aren’t enough to express your exact sentiments.
Be it your co-workers or loved ones, the video recording function of
the X700 lets you record and send video messages for a more complete
audio-visual experience, are you thinking of phone s3x? I hope not. Another good buy.

For more info: http://www.samsung.com/my/products/gsm/gsm/sgh_x700.asp?page=Features

Grandmaster K's rating: 4.5/5

TRY THIS Instead..

A SONY DCR-HC26 MiniDc Handycam!!

The DCR-HC26 from Sony gives you a full-featured, compact MiniDV
camcorder at a reasonable price, retailing around RM1700. Highlights include the Advanced HAD™
CCD imager, which captures stunning detail and clarity, and the Digital
Zoom, which focuses on distant subjects providing clear close-up images
with less distortion. A very good gift for your love ones as you could start filming your Valentines Vid right from the time he opens it.

I GUARANTEE YOU, Good things comes with this.

For More info: Click Here!

Grandmaster K's Rating: 5/5

On a tight budget? Try this:

SHIRTS!!!!!!!!!!! Guys always love cool shirts. And if HE don't think its cool or STRAIGHT enough for him...

I suggest you this..

Last but not least...
NEVER EVER GIVE HIM THESE!

No matter what, never ever. This is way beyond his capability, unless he doesn't mind.

Left: Patchy Paul Vibrator, Smartballs Magenta , and the Notorious Sensuous Rotator Anal Vibrator.

For More Info: Vibrate Me Please!

Saturday...another day.

6.00AM - sleeping
7.12AM - Benjamin Pui called and ask me on
a road trip to Brunei tommorow morning which i agreed straightaway
because i was just too lazy to think.
7.40AM - I woke up and ask
myself, " Did someone call me just now? " , But i was still too lazy to
check my phone eventhough it's just beside me.
9.00AM - Woke up , look around and decide to get back to sleep.
10.00AM - My boss called me ON A SATURDAY MORNING to arrange some business stuff with our client.
11.30AM - Went to office , it just turn out that my boss wanted me back just to have a glimpse of his GF. Pathethic...
11.31AM - *SHOCKED* to see his GF, went to the nearest Mamak stall and puke 2 hrs straight.

1.31PM
- Went to meet some of my FRIENDS* which i refuse to name, went to
boulevard and decided to see some AH bengs and AH Lians play games at
the top floor.
4.30PM - Saw Adrian Tiong hanging around parkson
clueless. I spotted him standing in front of House of Condom. Just
wondering what is he getting for his GF for Valentines.
5.00PM -
Ordered my friend to fetch me to MMC for some football match which we
got walloop 5-0. Reason for losing: We werent good enough.

i am tired..... update tommorow.

( Wrote on 11th February 2006 )

The Lowdown or Downlow....whatever.

What Are Frens for .... IF U DUN BASH THEM?!?

You have been reading my post lately, you have been either 1. criticising them 2. applauding my entries 3. or you might just w@nk to it.
, but i don't care. As long as it makes me happy, i'm good. I understand everyone need to have friends to communicate with. Be it your good friend @ POCHI , your enemy in school, your love rival ( whatever you call it ) , your special friend, your girl/boy friend...and it certain cases...your gay mate, you still need them to survive. Your family members or your girlfriend might argue that your friend is not EVERYTHING but if you really think about it, they are just merely....craptalking. Making you believe that family is more important than your
friends, and if truly follow it 101% i say.... you might end up a LONER. Hey, welcome to reality.

* That is why this section is
purely dedicated to my friends who went through good & bad with me.
Thank you guys for being there when i needed that extra support. ( most of the time they went through good only ).

To start with introducing some of my mates:
First & Foremost:

* My Best friend , i don't think there's anything more i can say!
She's the one. RL.

Adrian Tiong:
* My cousin, Adrian Tiong. Age. 21.
This
guy actually made it to the CURTIN brochure and had him braggin about
his looks 24/7 . The two pictures posted here are personally picked by
himself. He is
one of the most BLUR person you can ever
meet. Currently studying in Curtin University, adrian had made an
immediate impact at the University by skipping
class regularly, diarhorea as the main excuse for his SUDDEN disappearance from class at times.
He
loves soccer and loves being between the sticks. ( as a goalkeeper ) .
He just love catching balls and who does not? He does the Melbourne
Shuffle better than anyone i can imagine, so those
Melbourne-shuffle-craze peeps should give him a call and learn from the
master.

Favourite Quote: " Being Handsome Is NOT a Sin "
Handphone Number: 016 850 3950
My words to him: "Being Handsome is NOT a Sin, But simply admitting it " IS " .

Benjamin Pui:
*
Benjamin Pui, one of the guy whom i met few years back when we were
busy with Counter Strike games and stuff. As you can see from the pic
itself, he doesn't like the publicity so this shows what kind of a guy
he is. ( Actually i was too busy to source for his picture so here it goes ) If you guys/girls had been to Miri, this person own one of the Brightest Blue Coloured Prelude in town. Yes, He call it the
BAYSIDE BLUE, making ah bengs around boulevard green

and ah lians turn their heads. 6588 Is the number. I suggest you all
show some mutual respect to him on the road as his ride is termed as
the LADY's KILLER, but lately it seems that his car had been
participating in some ROAD KILL around Miri's famous Coastal Road.
Favourite Quote: Heh Mehz?
Handphone Number: 016 283 4817

Patrick Wu:

* QM* 8084 - Have you all seen this black beauty around town? Or
maybe seen this car cruising around Sin Liang Supermarket? Think
harder... could it be somewhere near Balcony? or even your old Stjoe
School? ... Well..whichever place you can recall, you are
absolutely right. This ride has cover the whole Borneo Highway,
flyovers ( not that we have any ) , coast road, and even the small
pavement. And i bring to you the owner of this PIMPED-UP ride, the one
and only...

THE ROCK??????!???

Hold on for a sec, got the wrong
pic up, my bad my bad, if you can smell what Pattttttrick wuuuuuuuuuu
is cookin' then you're no doubt familiar with his swaggeringly cocky
alter ego. With his trademark right eyebrow raised and a penchant for
implementing the patented "People's OH MY GOZZZZ quote" to unwary &

INNOCENT girls, the self-proclaimed "Most Electrifying Man in SAINS"

* SAINS is where he currently work as = Sarawak Information Systems.

The one and Only ..... PATRICK WU.

* Can you smell what he is dishing out?
* Can you smell it?
* Can you?

With a huge fanbase all over Miri, no wonder he have this:

* Please click to ENLARGE.

Favourite Quote: "OH MYYYY GOOOZZzzzzz"
Handphone Number: 016 872 9909

( Disclaimer: This is not a personal attack on anyone mentioned above, it is in my
opinion an honest description of the comments made.)

Adam Kuek - The Other Side